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Dream. He is silent and cool.
"YEAH! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dream shouted.
Dream pushed his men off a cliff.

"I is helpful," Basil said. "You have Jesus."
"Wrong, sir," Dream said. "I GET NOTHING!"
And so, everyone lived happily ever after.

Except…
"I fear no man," Snail said. "But that Dream… he scares me."
You have to storm the mosh pit. All is well, except foe your tofu beaver.