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God and Judas

by Kesh 0 reviews

He and Him

Category: Fantasy - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Fantasy,Humor,Parody - Published: 2024-03-30 - 134 words - Complete

The sky was a canvas of inky black, speckled with a million glittering stars. It was as if God had, with a carefree flick of His celestial wrist, flung the heavens wide open to reveal the secrets of the universe. The air was crisp, and a gentle breeze rustled through the leaves of the towering oaks that surrounded them. It was a night that could have been lifted straight from the pages of a romantic novel, if not for the presence of the figure who stood at the center of it all.
"Judas!" God rumbled. "You are a fucking jew!"
"I am not left-handed!" Judas shouted like a cuckold fucking himself. He lunged at God and struck him down.
God is dead.
"SEXY!" Judas shouted with great orgasmic vigor.

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