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Dumbass

by IdiotDick 0 reviews

Pasta beard.

Category: X-Men: The Movie - Rating: G - Genres: Drama,Humor,Parody - Published: 2024-07-31 - 121 words - Complete

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Angel: "Never surrender!"
Cyclops: "Die!"
Wolverine: "Live!"
In the quiet, tree-lined street of a small suburban town, a young girl named Lily pedaled her bike with determination. Her hair was a wild mess of curls, escaping from under her helmet, and her cheeks were flushed from the exertion. The setting sun cast a warm glow on her face, making her look like a miniature sun goddess navigating the concrete paths. She had a simple mission: to get to the corner store before it closed to buy the chocolate ice cream her mother had promised her.
Jean: "Her mom is a dick. Poor Lily had to tire herself to get ice cream her mom was supposed to get her! Stupid bitch mother!"
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