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Battalion 3D
0 reviewsDarth Lesbo and her girlfriend go to the planet Necrotarkus to investigate some suspicious activity there. They discover that Darth Odious has a factory that manufactures soldiers, and the factory ...
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Darth Lesbo was summoned by a messenger, in the middle of the night, she was told that she had to go talk to Darth Nympho immediately. Darth Lesbo knew it was something big, she knew it was important since Darth Nympho was the leader of the Intergalactic Feminist Empire, an empire that stretched across the galaxy and ruled a hundred planets. She could sense that Darth Odious was involved. Darth Odious was the most evil man in all the universe. He was trying to destroy the Feminist Empire, and he wanted to restore male supremacy to the universe. Darth Lesbo didn't have to wait long to get her briefing.
"The purpose of this briefing is to inform you of some unusual activity around the planet Necrotarkus. We have probes in orbit around all the planets in the Tarkus system, and these probes are concealed by cloaking devices. Our probes can monitor entire planets for life signs, and so we can take a census, so to speak, to monitor the population of each planet. The planet Necrotarkus is located in the outer reaches of the Tarkus system, and it is controlled by Darth Odious. Our probes have detected a large number of human life signs coming out of Necrotarkus, but only a small number of human life signs going in." she said.
Darth Lesbo asked if Darth Odious could be running some kind of people factory on the planet. Darth Nympho said "It's possible. Some scientists have experimented with manufacturing human beings, but if Darth Odious is manufacturing people, he is probably planning to use them as soldiers in his war against us." Darth Lesbo asked, "So, what do you want me to do?" Darth Nympho said, "I want you to go to Necrotarkus and investigate. Find out all you can, gather as much information as possible. Do you have any questions?" Darth Lesbo said, "Yeah. Can I bring my girlfriend with me?" Darth Nympho told her, "Yes, you can bring anyone you need to bring, but you must leave immediately." Darth Lesbo got her laser sword and she told a told a robot droid to get her ship ready. The droid squeaked and buzzed a reply in droid language, and it went to get the ship started. Darth Lesbo walked down the hallway to Synette's apartment and woke up Synette. Synette yawned and asked what was wrong. Lesbo said "Darth Nympho just sent me on a mission. I wanted you to come with me. I'm going to leave immediately, do you want to go?" Synette said yes. Lesbo said "I have to warn you, it will be dangerous". Synette wasn't scared, she said "Everything you do is dangerous".
It didn't take the ship long to reach the forbidden zone where the planet Necrotarkus was located, Darth Lesbo traveled at hyper-light speed. She turned on her ship's cloaking device, so her ship was invisible. It was easy to find a place to investigate, the planet was almost completely deserted, except for one huge are, which looked like an industrial development. Darth Lesbo said, "I guess this must be the place", as she landed her ship outside a large factory building. Lesbo and Synette got out of the ship walked towards the factory. There didn't seem to be any guards. The two of them were able to walk right into the factory, without being stopped. At one point, they could hear the sound of soldiers, they could hear the soldier's boots as they marched down the hallway. Lesbo and Synette ducked into another hallway to avoid being seen. After walking down several hallways, they found a huge room, and it stunk. It smelled like dead bodies. Darth Nympho said, "I guess this is the place!" Lesbo and Synette came closer to the pile of dead bodies that were stacked in the middle of the room. On the wall, they saw computer screens. Lesbo said, "Synette, look at this, you can see them doing their work on these computer screens!" One computer screen showed a group of workers who were bringing in dead soldiers. Another group of workers was busy tearing the clothes off of the bodies of the dead soldiers. The computer screens that Lesbo and Synette were watching also had audio channels, so Lesbo and Synette could hear the workers talking. One worker was heard scolding another worker, because he had not removed all the clothes from a dead soldier. "That soldier still had his socks on! All the clothing has to be removed, even the socks! If there is any clothing on the body when the robots throw in into the grinding machines, the machines will be jammed by the clothing!" The worker who was being scolded seemed unimpressed. The other worker said, "The grinding machines are only capable of grinding up the dead bodies, the machines get jammed if any clothing is on the bodies. If a machine is jammed, we have to open up the machine and unclog it. Unclogging the machine is a dirty job! Do you want to do it? Do you want to climb in there and unclog the machine?" The worker who was being scolded bowed his head, and said no. The other worker shouted, "Then get all the clothes off this body! Make sure every bit of clothing is off before the robots throw it in to the grinder!"
Lesbo and Synette looked at another computer screen and it was showing pictures of robots throwing the dead soldiers into a grinding machine. Another monitor was showing pictures of machines in a huge room. Lesbo looked at the screen, and she recognized the machines. Sha said, "Synette, look at that! Those machines are 3D printers!" Synette said, "What is a 3D printer?" Darth Lesbo explained that 3D printers were printing machines that used plastic or metal instead of ink. A 3D printer could build up a plastic part, layer by layer, by fusing together plastic particles. They could also do it with metal particles, to build metal parts. Darth Lesbo explained that some scientists had made organs for organ transplants by using 3D printers. If someone had lung cancer and needed a new lung, they could load a 3D printer with lung cells that were cultured in a laboratory and the machine would print a lung that could be surgically implanted in the patient's body. Lesbo explained that they were using the 3D printers in this factory to print the entire body, not just the lung. They could make an entire human being in a 3D printer, printing every part of his body, from head to toe. Synette said "We've got to tell Darth Nympho about this!" Darth Lesbo said, "I think I know what they are doing. When a soldier who is in the army of Darth Odious gets killed in battle, they bring his dead bnody herfe, to this planet, and they grind it up, into mush. After the body has been turned into mush, they pump the mush into the 3D printers, and the 3D printers use the mush as a raw material to print new, living bodies, the new, living bodies produced by the 3D printers become soldiers for Darth Odious!" Synette was aghast at this, she said breathlessly, "They are turning dead soldiers into living soldiers!"
Suddenly there was a loud noise, it was an alarm. They could hear a man's voice on a loudspeaker, he shouted, "Intruder alert! Surveillance cameras have spotted two intruders in this facility! The intruders are female! Find them immediately!" Darth Lesbo shouted to Synette, "We've got to get out here! Follow me!" After Lesbo and Synette ran out of the room, soldiers came in, looking for them> One soldier said "That alert said the intruders were female. How could that happen? How could women get in here?" The other soldier said, "They are probably spies who are working for the empire! When we find them, we'll kill them!" Lesbo and Synette ran into a room and they could see there was a huge pool in the room. It was filled with a foul-smelling liquid. The pool was filled with the liquified bodies of the dead soldiers. On the floor near the edge of the there was a pile of clothes. These clothes were the clothing that had been torn off of the dead soldiers. Darth Lesbo said, "Synette, take off all your clothes and start putting your clothes on the pile!" Synette said, What? Lesbo, are you crazy?" Lesbo said, "Just do it!" and Lesbo started tearing her clothes off. Synette took all her clothes off as fast as she could, and she said, "Okay, now what?" Lesbo said, "Jump into the pool and hold your breath!" Synette was stunned by this, she shouted, "That stuff stinks!" Lesbo said, "They won't find us in there, now jump in!" Lesbo jumped in and then Synette jumped in. A second later, a couple of soldiers came in and they looked at the clothes that Lesbo and Synette had thrown on the floor. One soldier said, "I guess the robots got those two female intruders! Look, the robots tore off their clothes and threw the women into the pool!" The other soldier contacted his commander with a 2-way radio and said, "Commander, the two female intruders are dead! They have been neutralized and their dead bodies have been thrown into the liquid material pool." The commander said 'All right" and he called off the alarm. The warning bells stopped ringing. The soldiers left the room and as soon as they left Lesbo and Synette climbed out of the pool gasping for breath. Lesbo said, "Let's get back to the ship. The two of them ran, stark naked through the building's corridors and they ran towards their ship when they got outside.
When they got inside the ship, Darth Lesbo started it up and they sped away at light speed. In only a few hours they were back at the base. Lesbo and Synette walked into the military headquarters where Darth Nympho had her office. They walked directly into her office, naked and they told her they had to speak to her immediately. Darth Nympho looked at them, and said, "Well, what happened to you?" Darth Lesbo said, "I'll explain later. We have just returned from the planet Necrotarkus and we discovered that Darth Odious is running a factory there. He uses the dead bodies of soldiers who were killed in battle as raw material to make new soldiers." Darth Nympho was furious. She shouted, "Launch an attack! I want all available missiles to be fired at Necrotarkus!" Her assistants scurried out of the room and went to their control panels, so they could launch the missiles at the planet Necrotarkus. Darth Nympho turned to Darth Lesbo and said, "This missile strike will completely wipe out all of the industrial activity on that planet..." Suddenly Darth Nympho stopped talking and asked, "Oh my God, what is that smell?" Darth Lesbo and Synette both apologized for their appearance and they said they had to leave and go take a shower and get cleaned up. The two of them walked down the hallway together to the shower room, both of them were still stark naked. Synette said "Well, that's the end of the 3D battalion!" Lesbo said, "Goodbye battalion 3D!"
"The purpose of this briefing is to inform you of some unusual activity around the planet Necrotarkus. We have probes in orbit around all the planets in the Tarkus system, and these probes are concealed by cloaking devices. Our probes can monitor entire planets for life signs, and so we can take a census, so to speak, to monitor the population of each planet. The planet Necrotarkus is located in the outer reaches of the Tarkus system, and it is controlled by Darth Odious. Our probes have detected a large number of human life signs coming out of Necrotarkus, but only a small number of human life signs going in." she said.
Darth Lesbo asked if Darth Odious could be running some kind of people factory on the planet. Darth Nympho said "It's possible. Some scientists have experimented with manufacturing human beings, but if Darth Odious is manufacturing people, he is probably planning to use them as soldiers in his war against us." Darth Lesbo asked, "So, what do you want me to do?" Darth Nympho said, "I want you to go to Necrotarkus and investigate. Find out all you can, gather as much information as possible. Do you have any questions?" Darth Lesbo said, "Yeah. Can I bring my girlfriend with me?" Darth Nympho told her, "Yes, you can bring anyone you need to bring, but you must leave immediately." Darth Lesbo got her laser sword and she told a told a robot droid to get her ship ready. The droid squeaked and buzzed a reply in droid language, and it went to get the ship started. Darth Lesbo walked down the hallway to Synette's apartment and woke up Synette. Synette yawned and asked what was wrong. Lesbo said "Darth Nympho just sent me on a mission. I wanted you to come with me. I'm going to leave immediately, do you want to go?" Synette said yes. Lesbo said "I have to warn you, it will be dangerous". Synette wasn't scared, she said "Everything you do is dangerous".
It didn't take the ship long to reach the forbidden zone where the planet Necrotarkus was located, Darth Lesbo traveled at hyper-light speed. She turned on her ship's cloaking device, so her ship was invisible. It was easy to find a place to investigate, the planet was almost completely deserted, except for one huge are, which looked like an industrial development. Darth Lesbo said, "I guess this must be the place", as she landed her ship outside a large factory building. Lesbo and Synette got out of the ship walked towards the factory. There didn't seem to be any guards. The two of them were able to walk right into the factory, without being stopped. At one point, they could hear the sound of soldiers, they could hear the soldier's boots as they marched down the hallway. Lesbo and Synette ducked into another hallway to avoid being seen. After walking down several hallways, they found a huge room, and it stunk. It smelled like dead bodies. Darth Nympho said, "I guess this is the place!" Lesbo and Synette came closer to the pile of dead bodies that were stacked in the middle of the room. On the wall, they saw computer screens. Lesbo said, "Synette, look at this, you can see them doing their work on these computer screens!" One computer screen showed a group of workers who were bringing in dead soldiers. Another group of workers was busy tearing the clothes off of the bodies of the dead soldiers. The computer screens that Lesbo and Synette were watching also had audio channels, so Lesbo and Synette could hear the workers talking. One worker was heard scolding another worker, because he had not removed all the clothes from a dead soldier. "That soldier still had his socks on! All the clothing has to be removed, even the socks! If there is any clothing on the body when the robots throw in into the grinding machines, the machines will be jammed by the clothing!" The worker who was being scolded seemed unimpressed. The other worker said, "The grinding machines are only capable of grinding up the dead bodies, the machines get jammed if any clothing is on the bodies. If a machine is jammed, we have to open up the machine and unclog it. Unclogging the machine is a dirty job! Do you want to do it? Do you want to climb in there and unclog the machine?" The worker who was being scolded bowed his head, and said no. The other worker shouted, "Then get all the clothes off this body! Make sure every bit of clothing is off before the robots throw it in to the grinder!"
Lesbo and Synette looked at another computer screen and it was showing pictures of robots throwing the dead soldiers into a grinding machine. Another monitor was showing pictures of machines in a huge room. Lesbo looked at the screen, and she recognized the machines. Sha said, "Synette, look at that! Those machines are 3D printers!" Synette said, "What is a 3D printer?" Darth Lesbo explained that 3D printers were printing machines that used plastic or metal instead of ink. A 3D printer could build up a plastic part, layer by layer, by fusing together plastic particles. They could also do it with metal particles, to build metal parts. Darth Lesbo explained that some scientists had made organs for organ transplants by using 3D printers. If someone had lung cancer and needed a new lung, they could load a 3D printer with lung cells that were cultured in a laboratory and the machine would print a lung that could be surgically implanted in the patient's body. Lesbo explained that they were using the 3D printers in this factory to print the entire body, not just the lung. They could make an entire human being in a 3D printer, printing every part of his body, from head to toe. Synette said "We've got to tell Darth Nympho about this!" Darth Lesbo said, "I think I know what they are doing. When a soldier who is in the army of Darth Odious gets killed in battle, they bring his dead bnody herfe, to this planet, and they grind it up, into mush. After the body has been turned into mush, they pump the mush into the 3D printers, and the 3D printers use the mush as a raw material to print new, living bodies, the new, living bodies produced by the 3D printers become soldiers for Darth Odious!" Synette was aghast at this, she said breathlessly, "They are turning dead soldiers into living soldiers!"
Suddenly there was a loud noise, it was an alarm. They could hear a man's voice on a loudspeaker, he shouted, "Intruder alert! Surveillance cameras have spotted two intruders in this facility! The intruders are female! Find them immediately!" Darth Lesbo shouted to Synette, "We've got to get out here! Follow me!" After Lesbo and Synette ran out of the room, soldiers came in, looking for them> One soldier said "That alert said the intruders were female. How could that happen? How could women get in here?" The other soldier said, "They are probably spies who are working for the empire! When we find them, we'll kill them!" Lesbo and Synette ran into a room and they could see there was a huge pool in the room. It was filled with a foul-smelling liquid. The pool was filled with the liquified bodies of the dead soldiers. On the floor near the edge of the there was a pile of clothes. These clothes were the clothing that had been torn off of the dead soldiers. Darth Lesbo said, "Synette, take off all your clothes and start putting your clothes on the pile!" Synette said, What? Lesbo, are you crazy?" Lesbo said, "Just do it!" and Lesbo started tearing her clothes off. Synette took all her clothes off as fast as she could, and she said, "Okay, now what?" Lesbo said, "Jump into the pool and hold your breath!" Synette was stunned by this, she shouted, "That stuff stinks!" Lesbo said, "They won't find us in there, now jump in!" Lesbo jumped in and then Synette jumped in. A second later, a couple of soldiers came in and they looked at the clothes that Lesbo and Synette had thrown on the floor. One soldier said, "I guess the robots got those two female intruders! Look, the robots tore off their clothes and threw the women into the pool!" The other soldier contacted his commander with a 2-way radio and said, "Commander, the two female intruders are dead! They have been neutralized and their dead bodies have been thrown into the liquid material pool." The commander said 'All right" and he called off the alarm. The warning bells stopped ringing. The soldiers left the room and as soon as they left Lesbo and Synette climbed out of the pool gasping for breath. Lesbo said, "Let's get back to the ship. The two of them ran, stark naked through the building's corridors and they ran towards their ship when they got outside.
When they got inside the ship, Darth Lesbo started it up and they sped away at light speed. In only a few hours they were back at the base. Lesbo and Synette walked into the military headquarters where Darth Nympho had her office. They walked directly into her office, naked and they told her they had to speak to her immediately. Darth Nympho looked at them, and said, "Well, what happened to you?" Darth Lesbo said, "I'll explain later. We have just returned from the planet Necrotarkus and we discovered that Darth Odious is running a factory there. He uses the dead bodies of soldiers who were killed in battle as raw material to make new soldiers." Darth Nympho was furious. She shouted, "Launch an attack! I want all available missiles to be fired at Necrotarkus!" Her assistants scurried out of the room and went to their control panels, so they could launch the missiles at the planet Necrotarkus. Darth Nympho turned to Darth Lesbo and said, "This missile strike will completely wipe out all of the industrial activity on that planet..." Suddenly Darth Nympho stopped talking and asked, "Oh my God, what is that smell?" Darth Lesbo and Synette both apologized for their appearance and they said they had to leave and go take a shower and get cleaned up. The two of them walked down the hallway together to the shower room, both of them were still stark naked. Synette said "Well, that's the end of the 3D battalion!" Lesbo said, "Goodbye battalion 3D!"
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