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Rocko-Lution Solution

by KurtPikachu2001 1 review

A rewrite of the Pokemon episode Evolution Solution with Rocko's Modern Life characters.

Category: Pokemon - Rating: G - Genres: Crossover - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2024-11-05 - 3877 words - Complete

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The following is a fanfic that my friend Okamura Yokoyama from Macfarlane Verse Proboards and I wrote both together. We both like Pokemon and Rocko's Modern Life so we decided to combine the two into one! We were talking about doing a Rocko fanfic that's a crossover with his favorite Pokemon episode Evolution Solution.


Feedback of any kind is welcome.






Rocko's Modern Life and Pokemon


fanfic title:


Rocko-Lution Solution


by: Trenton Sands and Okaruma Yokoyama



Scene 1:


Voiceover: Rocko is back home in O-Town to train for the Pokemon League. As he is about to discover. It is not a day at the beach.


Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert were standing in line as well as other Pokemon trainers. Rocko has Spunky on his head. Filbert had his son Shellbert with him. Rachel Bighead is trying to keep the line in control.


Rachel: Okay! Is everybody here! We'll be on our way.


Surprisingly enough, Rocko sees Mrs. Wolfe was in line too.


Rocko: Mrs. Wolfe? What's going on. Where it everybody going?


Mrs Wolfe: Rocko! I thought I told you. A bunch of us from O-Town are taking a little trip to Seafoam island.


Rocko: You are?


Filbert: It's got a cool beach! I'll bring you back a seashell. If it's not too dirty that is.


Heffer: Don't goof-off while we're gone!


Rocko: You're going to the beach too?


Filbert: Heffer's mom and her friends invited us to visit the beach with them. Like anyone asked me.


Heffer: Filbert and I are going to try wind surfing.


Filbert: Wind surfing? Oh dear. That'll make me barf!


Heffer: Maybe you won't until you tried it.


Rocko: Great! I'll come with you!


Spunky: Woof! Woof! Woof!


As Rocko was about to join Heffer and Filbert. Mrs Wolfe stopped him.


Mrs Wolfe: Uh uh, young man! You have to start your Pokemon League training! At home!


Spunky (confused): Woof?


Rachel (leads everyone): This way everybody.


Mrs Wolfe: Come on everybody let's get going!


Heffer and Filbert: Bye Rocko! Don't forget to write!


Mrs Wolfe: Take care of Mimey for me.


Heffer and Filbert: We'll be rooting for you! Bye!


Feeling left behind in the dust. Rocko stands by his house as he watches everyone else go on a vacation without him.


Rocko: This isn't fair!


Spunky: BARK! BARK!


Mr Mime comes along and sweeps the sidewalk. Dust comes up from the pavement and causes Rocko to cough. Rocko and Spunky then make the daring decision to go to Seafoam island anyway!


Rocko: Wait up! I'm coming too!


Spunky: Woof woof woof!


Rocko stops by a lab and sees Prof Smitty and decides to pay him a visit.


Prof Smitty (on his computer): I need to find this out!


Rocko: Excuse me, do you know where I can find the next boat to Seafoam Island.


Prof Smitty: It leaves in an hour! I'm going there myself.


Rocko: Why are you going?


Prof Smitty: So I can get to the bottom of how Slowpoke evolves into Slowbro with a Shellder on it's tail.


Rocko: I heard there's plenty of Slowpoke on that island!


Prof. Smitty: Perfect. We'll both catch the next boat out.


An hour later, Rocko and Prof. Smitty go on the boat that leads to Seafoam Island. Rocko set on another side of the boat. He had no clue Prof. Smitty is going to follow him to the beach.




Scene 2:


Finally making his way to Seafoam island. Rocko catches up with his friends.


Rocko: cough cough I can do my training while on vacation, right, Spunky?


Spunky: Ruff!


Rocko: Oh, what do you know, Spunky? You’re just my pet.


Spunky and Rocko go to the island.


After the boat ride, Rocko and Spunky walk onto the beach.


Rocko: Hey, look, Spunky! There’s Heffer and Filbert! waves to them


Filbert: Rocko? Aren’t you supposed to be training?


Heffer: At home?


Rocko: I’ll be just fine!


Filbert: What type of training? Special training and...... (feels his wind surf fall down) WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! OH DEAR OH DEAR! OH DEAR!


Falling into the water, Filbert tries to swim to the shore. Heffer helps. They both join Rocko. Shellbert watches on the beach.


Rocko: On the way here I meet Prof. Smitty.


Heffer: What did he say?


Just when Rocko was about to say anything else. Prof. Smitty comes to meet them.


Rocko: Professor? Why are you here at the beach? Shouldn't you be in a lab?


Prof. Smitty: You guys. I followed you. Come into my lab I have here in Seafoam island. I am trying to solve a evolution mystery!


Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert are now at Prof Smitty's lab.


Heffer: I didn't know you had a lab here.


Prof. Smitty: That's not why we're here. I've been racking my brain for days trying to solve a mystery to solve a Pokemon evolution.


Rocko: What mystery?


Prof. Smitty (on his computer): Take a look. But first before we go, let's get in the shade.


Heffer had an umbrella where it would be easier for Prof Smitty to use his computer. Hooking his computer up, There was an image of a Slowpoke on the computer screen.


Prof. Smitty: Look at this, gentlemen. Here we have a Slowpoke.


Then an image of a Shellder appears.


Prof. Smitty: And here is a Shellder. When a Shellder clams itself on a Slowpoke's tail. It becomes a Slobro.


Rocko: Interesting. That's how a Slobro evolves.


Prof. Smitty: Yes but I can't figure out why it happens! YEOW! I've got to solve this mystery.


Rocko: Try a Pokedex.


Heffer: You'll get your answer there.



Scene 3:


On another side of Seafoam island. The Team Bighead members. Ed, Bev, and Earl are digging in the sand while Peaches their evil leader basks in the sun with his Persian by his side.


Peaches: Ahhh, this is the life, won't you say, Persian!


Ed: Why are we digging in the sand while Peaches gets to kick back and relax?


Bev: Shut up, Ed!


Earl: And keep digging!


They continue to dig until Ed reaches a hard spot.


Ed: Hmm?

Reaching into the sand, Ed then falls back as a Shellder soars into the air then lands in front of the 3 villains.


Shellder: Shellder!


Earl: Don’t you stick out your tongue at us!


Ed: Weezing, throws Poké Ball go!


Weezing collides with Shellder but bounces back.


(Fierce) Shellder: Shellder! uses Ice Beam


Bev: Look! That’s an Ice Beam!


Ed: Weezing, use your Haze attack!


Weezing: Weezing! releases gas


Breathing the gas, Shellder is stunned.


Shellder: Shell! X-P


Before Ed can catch it, Bev throws a Poké Ball then catches it.


Bev: Shellder! Nice capture!


Ed: Hmm! That’s no fair!




Scene 4:



Afterwards Prof Smitty was leading Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert into his research building.


Rocko: Is this your lab?


Prof. Smitty: Lab! Research Building! What's the difference! They're both the same!


Heffer: Meeting Prof. Smitty is awesome.


Filbert: I don't get it. What is so great about him?


Heffer: He invented the Pokedex.


Rocko: See? I told you I was here for training!


Spunky: Woof!


The research building had a huge dome on top. Prof Smitty opens the door to let Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert in.


Prof. Smitty: Don't be shy. Come on inside.


Showing Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert around. Prof. Smitty was walking around the library part of the research building.


Heffer: Is this where you work on the Pokedex, Professor?


Prof. Smitty: Ahhh, Professor is much too formal. My friends call me Smitty Smitherton the Third!


Rocko: The third?


Spunky: Woof?


Prof Smitty: Yes. The third.


Pointing to the walls, Prof Smitty shows Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert a rogues gallery of his family.


Prof Smitty: This is my Grandfather. The first. My father, the second. You get the gist. And there me! (pointing to a picture of himself) Smitty The third.


Filbert: All the painting look alike. It's like you're triplets.


Rocko: Except the last one's a little abstract!


Prof Smitty: Ooooohhhh. Well, as you can see I come from a family of Pokemon researchers. (turns over to Filbert and sees Shellbert) Now that is an interesting Pokemon.


Filbert: You mean, Shellbert?


Prof Smitty: I've never seen a Pokemon quite like that one.


Filbert (lighting up): Shellbert sure is cute! Isn't he!


Shellbert: (laughs)


Prof Smitty (gets a notebook and writes): And yes! I am updating my research material for the rarest legendary Pokemon!


Heffer: I'm into legendary Pokemon, Professor! You must have tons of info on them!


Prof Smitty: Oooooh! Only what I have created myself. Because I am not convinced most of them exist. Right now I have a fictional account on the subject.


Filbert: You mean you're making stuff up!


Prof Smitty (steps back in fear): WOAH! I guess you can say I make stuff up I suppose. (runs to the rogues gallery of his family) FORGIVE ME DADDY! FORGIVE ME GRANDPA!


Rocko (whispers to Heffer): He's a little eccentric.


Heffer (whispers back to Rocko): I know. I think it probably runs in the family. My must've got it from his Dad and Grandpa.


Prof Smitty: At the moment I am solving a real life mystery. (looking out the window) Slowly but surely.


On a rock on Seafoam Beach. There sits a Slowpoke.


Heffer, Rocko, and Filbert join Prof Smitty at the window. The four of them see the Slowpoke as well.


Rocko: Wow! Look! A Slowpoke!


Prof Smitty: I wanted to find out how Shellder attaches itself to Slowpoke! I just don't understand how they evolve into Slowbro.


Heffer: Wow. That sounds like a hoot.


Rocko: None of the Pokemon professors we know have been able to figure it out either.


Prof. Smitty: I need to study Slowpoke and Shellder until I come up with a theory that I can present to Poke-Mensa!


Heffer: Pokey What?


Prof. Smitty: Poke-Mensa! A group of respected Pokemon scientists.



Soon afterwards. Prof Smitty is outside fishing on a rock for Shellder. Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert are joining him.


Rocko: Hey professor. Why are you fishing? Shouldn't you be studying Slowpoke?


Prof Smitty: I am. Fishing is part of my research of the Slowpoke's life cycle.


Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert all turn around to see Slowpoke with it's tail in the water.


Prof Smitty: You see Slowpoke is one of the few Pokemon that can fish.


Filbert: Wow. Slowpoke must be smarter than it looks if it can catch a fish.


Rocko: Let's check to see what my Pokedex has to say about Slowpoke.


Checking his Pokedex, Rocko looks up Slowpoke.




Scene 5:



The Pokedex was now giving info on the elusive Pokemon.


Pokédex: SLOWPOKE, THE DOPEY POKÉMON Slowpoke uses its tail to catch prey by dipping it in water at the side of a river. However, this Pokémon often forgets what it's doing and often spends entire days just loafing at water's edge.


Prof. Smitty: All this fishing has me hungry! Let's go eat.


Rocko, Heffer, Filbert, Spunky, Shellbert, and Smitty all have lunch. Smitty shows them a simulation of a Shellder attaching itself to a Slowpoke's tail.


Prof. Smitty: See here? Before it clamps on, Shellder has a hinged shell. But after it evolves, Shellder has a spiral shell.


Heffer: Look at that. Interesting.


Getting a better look at the Slowpoke's face. Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert notice something familiar about it's expression.


Rocko: No offense, but this Slowpoke looks really clueless.


Heffer: This reminds me of a certain Pokemon I know.


Filbert: Ooooh! Fishsticks. You must mean my..


Psyduck gets out of Filbert's Pokeball and begins to engage with the Slowpoke.


Rocko: What do you think they're saying to each other?


Heffer: Beats me.


Suddenly, a parasail catches their attention. Everyone is mesmerized.


Then, the parasail breaks free from the rope and heads their way.


Rocko: Hm? It's heading this way.


[screaming]


It's Ed, Bev, and Earl. They crash onto the balcony.




Scene 6:



Ed and Bev introduce themselves albeit under the parasail. Filbert puts Psyduck back in it's Pokeball out of fear.


Prof. Smitty: Hey! What in the world is going on here?


Bev: Prepare For Trouble!


Ed: Make It Double!


Bev: To Protect The World From Devestation!


Ed: To Unite All Peoples Within Our Nation!


Bev: To Denounce The Evils Of Truth and Love!


Ed: To Extend Our Reach To the Stars Above!


Bev (takes off parasail): Bev!


Ed (takes off Parasail): Ed!


Bev: Team Bighead Blasts Off At The Speed Of Light!


Ed: Surrender Now Or Prepare To Fight!


Earl: Earl! That's right!


Bev: So what do we have here! The Professor that invented the Pokedex!


Prof Smitty: Guess I am. Like I have a choice?


Ed: Now you're going to program the Team Bighead-Dex!


Bev (takes out a piece of paper): Here are all the final statistics you need!


Prof. Smitty (reads the paper): Bev. The beautiful female member of the team....


An image of Bev is shown with roses in the background.


Prof. Smitty: Her brilliant mind is surpassed only by style and personality.


Bev laughs as Prof Smitty continues to read the paper.


Prof Smitty: Ed has...


An image of Ed is shown with roses in the background.


Prof Smitty: ...the looks of a movie star. The agility of an athlete. And a head that's too small for it's brain?


Ed: That's me!


Prof Smitty: And Earl. The canine mastermind.....


An image of Earl is shown with algebra in the background.


Prof Smitty: ....whose diabolical plans never fail. The only thing sharper than his mind are his teeth.


Earl: I'm also humble and housebroken!


Filbert (walks up to Prof Smitty and takes the paper away): Don't believe them! It's all lies! It's a conspiracy!


Prof Smitty (writes in notebook from his jacket): A bulldog. That can speak?!?!


Earl: What? Did you expect me to meow?


Rocko (to Ed and Bev): What are you troublemakers doing here?!


Prof Smitty (into a panic): OH NO! THEY HAVE A NEFARIOUS PLOT TO KIDNAP ME! AND MAKE ME THEIR SLAVE! (runs off) THEY WANT MY SUPERIOR INTELLECT TO RULE THE PLANET!


Rocko (seeing Prof Smitty run away): Looks like he's running to his family pictures.


Spunky: Woof.


Prof Smitty (at the Rogue's gallery of his family): Oh please! The first and the second! Please! Get out! Help me get out! Save me! Protect me from being taken away from here! (then sees his own picture): Whoops! I forgot! That's me! hee hee!


Ed, Bev, and Earl all followed Prof Smitty into his rogue's gallery of his family.


Earl: We don't want to kidnap you! We want to steal all the Pokemon we can get our claws on!


Prof Smitty: Don't call me Professor. Call me Smitty the third!


Bev: More like Smitty The Turd. Anyway, we'll call your Sears Roebuck the 10th! Just give us some Pokemon!


Prof Smitty: But that Slowpoke is the only Pokemon I got in my lab!


The Slowpoke appears behind Team Bighead and walks up to Prof. Smitty.


Ed: Are you sure you don't have anything a little smarter?


The Slowpoke sits down next to Prof Smitty. Then the Slowpoke looks at Team Bighead.


Slowpoke: Slow....


Earl: Yeah, it ain't too bright! But when we take it to our boss Peaches, he'll set it straight. Then he'll be in for a big surprise!



Bev (laughs and takes out a Pokeball): We've been conducting our own research! And we've got something to make Slowpoke evolve in just one bite!


Earl: The Shellder we caught will make Slowpoke evolve and we'll have something to bring back to the boss and I get my socks in a twist.


Prof Smitty: Slowpoke! Quick! Get out of here!


Slowpoke: Slllooooowwwwww


Prof Smitty picks up the Slowpoke and runs away. Ed, Bev, and Earl all scream.





Scene 7:




Soon afterwards Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert join the chase. Prof Smitty falls over by mistake and Slowpoke falls out of his arms.


Rocko: Oh no! Prof Smitty!


Bev: Ahhh, forget him! (throws Pokeball) Shellder! Go!


Shellder comes out of the Pokeball and screams it's name. Coming towards Slowpoke, Shellder tries to bite it's tail, but Slowpoke runs away. The whole chase has both Shellder and Slowpoke run in a circle.



Bev: Come on! I thought you were going to bite on Slowpoke! Do this or it'll never evolve!


Rocko (stepping up): Hey, leave Slowpoke alone! (grabs Pokeball)


Filbert (holds Pokeball): Leave this to me, Rocko! Water Pokemon are my specialty! (throws Pokeball): Staryu let's do this!


Instead of Staryu coming out, Psyduck lets itself out of it's Pokeball and blocks Shellder's path.


Filbert: Psyduck! NOT YOU!


Slowpoke slowly walks up to Psyduck. Then both Psyduck and Slowpoke both look at each other in confusion.


Misty: Now this is what I call a case of the blind leading the blind!


Spunky and Shelbert both watch.


Prof. Smitty (takes out notebook): Fastinating! Now I can study what they are saying and doing!


Shellder bits on Psyduck's tail. Which causes Psyduck to jump in the air and yelp in pain.


Rocko (laughs): It's going to be a Psy-Bro!


Filbert: Well I never heard of a Psy-Bro!


Heffer: There is obviously no such thing!


Bev: Shellder! You got the wrong Pokemon! Get off of Psyduck and take a bite out of Slowpoke!


After running around, Psyduck managed to get Shellder off his tail. Shellder flew into the air.


Filbert: Wow! Psyduck used his tail whip attack!


Rocko: I made up that Psy-Bro thing.


Ed (to Wheezing): Wheezing! Be sure that Psyduck is permanently quacked up!



Scene 8 Conclusion:



Wheezing goes under Psyduck. Jumping up and down on it's head.


Ed: Good work, Wheezing!


Filbert: Oh dear! Oh dear! Oh dear! Psyduck! For the love of Pete! Run away!


Psyduck runs but trips in the sand.


Filbert: Oh me oh my! Two left webbed feet.


Bev: (throws Shellder) Shellder! Attach yourself on Slowpoke's tail! NOW!


Shellder landed on Psyduck's head instead.


Bev (sighs in exasperation): Now this is what I call dumb luck.


Psyduck feels the Shellder biting on it's head. That was until Psyduck got a headache and does it most powerful attack.


Heffer: At this rate, Psyduck is using his most powerful attack when he has it's headache.


Filbert: Yeah! Oh boy! Oh boy! Go Psyduck!


When Psyduck uses his confusion attack, it is able to lift Shellder off of it's head. The confusion attack proves to be very powerful thus causing Ed and Bev to freeze in their place.


Ed: I can't move! My whole body is stuck!


As soon as Ed said that, Wheezing lands on Ed, Bev, and Earl.


Filbert: That's it Psyduck! Now try disable attack!


Psyduck does it's Disable Attack when Shellder flying into the sky along with Wheezing, Ed, Bev, and Earl.


Earl: Who am I! Where am I! What am I?


Prof Smitty (writing in his notebook): I must study this. This is the first time I've seen a Psyduck use this attack.


The power Psyduck used wore off. In the back Ed, Bev, Earl, and Wheezing were falling down.


Ed, Bev, and Earl: We've been blasting off again!


Team Bighead all landed in the sand. Shellder lands on Psyduck's head next to the Slowpoke.


Rocko: Wow! You did great Psyduck!


Filbert: That was splendid!


Prof. Smitty: Psyduck just saved you from those kidnappers Slowpoke. Why don't you give it a big thank you?


Slowpoke tries to go to Psyduck, but falls over. Just for Shellder to bite on it's tail. Team Bighead comes to, and sees everything.


Earl: Wow! Look at that you guys! We still have a chance! It's about to evolve and maybe we'll give the boss a big Slowbro!


Filbert: Psyduck tried so hard to stop those Team Bighead foolks.


The Slowpoke is now evolving thanks to Shellder biting it's tail.


Prof. Smitty: Amazing! The Slowpoke is beginning to evolve.


Slowpoke was now a Slowbro.


Prof Smitty: I am the first Pokemon scientist to witness this! (writes in his notebook) Slowpoke turned into a Slowbro when Shellder changed into a spiral shell.


Heffer: Wooooo! Weeeee! That was a hoot!


Rocko: I am so glad we were here to see it happen!


Ed, Bev, and Earl come running toward their way. With a new determination to kidnap the Slowbro. All three of them were talking over each other. Prof. Smitty sees the evil trio coming.


Prof Smitty: Slowbro, attack them now!


Heffer: What type of attacks does Slowbro have?


Rocko: Did you look into that.


Prof Smitty: Don't know yet albeit a very powerful one!


Ed, Bev, and Earl all have mean looks on their faces as they run toward the Slowbro.


Prof. Smitty: Yes it's called the Mega Punch attack!


Ed, Bev, and Earl: Ready or not here we come!


Prof Smitty: Slowbro, use Mega Punch!


The Slowbro tries the attack but fails.


Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert: Waaahhhh?


Prof Smitty: It seems like it got hurt by it's own attacks.


Filbert: It's own attack> But what?


Ed, Bev, and Earl were still running....


Prof Smitty: I think it's called amensia!


Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert all fall over.


Heffer: That's supposed to make their opponents attack.


Prof Smitty: I'm sure it remembers Mega Punch!


Ed, Bev, and Earl all dive at SlowBro. Then Slowbro finally does the Mega Punch attack of Team Bighead. Causing them all to fly into the sky.


Spunky and Shelbert: Woof! Woof! Yay! Yay!



Bev, Ed, and Earl: We're blasting off again!



Prof Smitty (writes in his notebook): I figured it out! Yes I am going to get a Lifetime Achievement Award for this!



Filbert: So, why does a Shellder clamp onto a Slowpoke's tail?



Prof Smitty: Because it's utterly beneficial!



Filbert: What does that mean?



Heffer: It means it helps them both become a powerful Pokemon.



Prof Smitty: Allow me to explain. They both benefit from doing this. Slowpoke is able to walk upright and use it's arms for attacks and Shellder is now able to travel on land. Double win!



Rocko: Wow! That makes a lot of sense!


Their time on Seafoam Island has come to an end. As Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert depart for more adventures.


Rocko: That was totally amazing! (with Spunky on his shoulder)


Filbert: But Rocko. You missed a whole day of training!


Rocko: Learning about different Pokemon is part of my training too!


Filbert: Especially when you're at the beach.


Walking alongside Filbert, Psyduck looks back missing his newfound friend Slowbro.


Filbert: Is there a problem, Psyduck?


Noticing it's sadness. Rocko decides to intervene.


Rocko: Psyduck probably wants to say goodbye to Slowbro before we leave here. Don't you, Psyduck?


Psyduck says yes. Momentarily. Looking into the sunset. Psyduck and Slowbro are talking to each other in their own Pokemon Language.


Spunky and Shellbert were sleeping. Rocko, Heffer, and Filbert all watch.


Filbert: Now this is what I call a long goodbye.


Voiceover: And so, our heroes learn about the mystery about Slowbro's evolution. What other mysteries when Rocko and his friends uncover? Tune in next time to find out!



THE END


The Players:


Rocko...........Ash Ketchem
Heffer..........Brock Harrison
Filbert.........Misty Williams
Spunky..........Pikachu
Shellbert.......Togepi
Mrs Wolfe.......Delia Ketchum (Ash's Mom)
Rachel Bighead..Tourist
Peaches.........Giovanni
Ed Bighead......James
Bev Bighead.....Jesse
Earl............Meowth
Smitty..........Prof. Westwood V
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