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Sonic and Amy set their egg-bees on Tails' coffee table.



"Look what Sonic got me for my birthday." Amy said.



Tails chuckled. "A furby?"



"It's an egg-bee, actually." Sonic said, sitting down on the couch.



"What does it do?" Knuckles asked.



Sticks ran in, holding up a violin. "I told you! I caught one of those yahoos replacing my flowers with violins!" She yelled. She did a double take at the eggbees and leaped onto the kitchen counter and pointed at the toys. "Ahhh! What is that?!"



Sonic gave her a skeptical look. "Have you seriously never seen a furby knock off before, Sticks?"



Sticks climbed off of the counter. "I knew those monsters would be back."



Tails propped his head up with his hand and leaned on the arm of the couch. "What's your theory this time?"



"I don't know their plans, but I'm sure they're up to something." Sticks said, watching the toy out of the corners of her eyes. "They're pure evil."



Sonic's egg-bee flapped its big ears as it cheerfully hummed a tune.



"Aww, look, it's dancing for you." Amy said.



"I don't trust that thing." Sticks said. "It could be a spy for Eggman or the government!"



Sonic rolled his eyes. "Why would Egghead hide a spy device in a toy?" He asked. "Just to see the inside of a kid's toy box?"



Tails, Knuckles, and Amy laughed.



"Oh, sure, laugh all you want." Sticks said, tossing her hands up. "We'll see who's laughing when you all are serving your egg-bee overlords!"



The egg-bee stuck its tongue out at Sticks as she stormed off.





"I agree with the little guy." Sonic said, motioning to the egg-bee.



"Yours does have an attitude though." Amy replied.



Sonic's egg-bee said something in its own language to Amy's egg-bee.



Sonic checked the egg-bee dictionary on the app. "Ooh. That's too spicy for the General Audience rating."



Amy glanced at Sonic's communicator, then scooped up her egg-bee. "It's also a pervert."



"I didn't teach it that."Sonic protested.



Amy's egg-bee started crying.



"Aww, I think your egg-bee likes Sonic's egg-bee." Tails said. "Like you and Sonic-"



"We're just friends." Amy and Sonic said.



"Anyway." Sonic said, picking up his egg-bee. He stood up. "Come on, Tails, let's see if we can get him to dance to speed metal."



"I'll catch up with you later." Tails replied. "I'm getting my own egg-bee so I can study it to see how it works."



"I'm getting one so I won't be home alone." Knuckles said, getting up.



"Knuckles, you don't even have a home." Amy replied.



Knuckles folded his arms. "I just got a tent, thank you."



Knuckles and Tails walked off.



Sonic raced back to his shack. He skidded to a stop.



The egg-bee laughed. "Whee! Do it again!"



Sonic grinned. "Well, I wanted a chilli dog anyway." He said. He raced out of the shack with the egg-bee.



The egg-bee laughed and cheered as Sonic ran with it to Meh burger.





Tails and his egg-bee were already sitting at a table there. The egg-bee was humming a tune while Tails ate a burger and fries.



Sonic looked at Tails' egg-bee, who was wearing goggles on its head like Tails. "Did you make that?"



"No, there's an accessory pack." Tails said. He set his burger down and handed Sonic an accessory pack. "I figured you'd like the sunglasses pack, so I got one for your egg-bee."



"Thanks." Sonic replied. He opened the pack and put the glasses on his egg-bee. "I thought you were going to take yours apart?"



"I am." Tails said. "I got caught up with playing with it at the store."



Sonic and Tails' egg-bees began to talk to each other.



The discussion between the two toys soon turned into a screaming match.



"They're arguing?" Tails asked. "Huh. I thought they'd get along."



Sonic shrugged. "Watch mine for a minute."
***
Dr. Eggman laughed maniacally as he watched the surveillance monitor app on his computer. "Those rodents have no idea I'm watching them. Now, I… where's the blue pineapple going?"



"That looks like his bathroom, boss." Cubot said.



Dr. Eggman hurriedly and repeatedly pressed a button on his control panel. "No. No, no! Shut off! Shut off!"



After several minutes, the tab finally closed.



"Stupid Internet." Dr. Eggman mumbled. "I should pay the extra few dollars for that high speed internet."



"Maybe putting the spyware on the app was a tad too much, sir." Orbot said, leaning on the desk.



Dr. Eggman glared at Orbot. "Oh, you think so, you incompetent paperweight?"



Orbot narrowed his eyes. "Must you always insult me when a plan goes wrong?"



"Well, it was your idea." Dr. Eggman said, getting up.



"You're right. I'm terribly sorry, sir." Orbot said sarcastically.



"Now you two paperweights start cooking my dinner." Dr. Eggman said. "I'm thinking you should make egg rolls with egg drop soup."



Orbot sighed exasperatedly. "Yes, Sir."



"I didn't know you could sigh." Dr. Eggman said. He waved his hand dismissively. "Well, it's better than the time I gave you free will."