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A boy named John sighed happily glad Camp Wawanakwa and a certain CIT was behind him and not torturing him like he used to get tortured by her.
Boy(Lying on his bed) Ahhhhhhhhhhhh a real bed no more hard camp cot or challenges for me.
John Ward the boy in question cried happily breathing in his fresh clean no camp smelling clothes not knowing with the prize money Courtney won on her version of TDI she was going to make John's life miserable.
John(Turning on the TV) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh a new TDI bulletin on the news.
Aftermath was on and Bridgette giggled as Geoff moaned knowing what Courtney's plan was.
Bridgette: Welcome to Total Drama Aftermath I'm Bridgette and the nervous co-host next to me is Geoff right Geoff?
Geoff(Gulping) Yea-sure-just-tell-them-what-you-girls-have-planned-Bridgette-I-mean-Courtney-is-the-meanest-CIT-ever.
Bridgette(Scoffing) AAAAAAAAAnnnnnnnnnddddddd the meanest CIT ever Courtney.
Courtney walked onto the stage smiling a prize winning smile to applause that wasn't Geoff's.
Courtney(Smiling) Heyyyyyyyyyyy Bridgette and Geoff and I want to thank you for inviting me to Total Drama Aftermath.
John(Gulping) What-exactly-does-she-have-planned-anyway?
Courtney: I have a new show coming out and it needs campers girl campers and I WILL TAKE ANY BOY AND TURN THEM INTO A GIRL IF I HAVE TO AND I DO MEAN ANY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After Courtney said this her and Bridgette donned metal helmets which Courtney deemed dream scramblers.
Courtney: Nowwwwwwwwwwwww Bridgette let's show America what your new perfume does.
Bridgette giggled as she sprayed Geoff with the perfume and his body morphed and he shrank as the crowd gasped but Courtney and Bridgette had sneers on their faces.
Bridgette(Picking up a struggling Geoff) Taduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no more teen and since his parents no longer want him he's an orphaned puppy adopted by none other than meeeeeeeeeeeee.
Courtney(Handing Bridgette an invite) Be there co-host we're putting all the minis through the same torture as last season even better because now they’re not teens. Oh and one more thing JOHN WARD YOU ARE MY OWN PERSONAL PLAYTHING HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HE, HEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John ran off as his house changed with him not noticing until he got to the stairs and pink bubblegum met his feet and Courtney sneered in John's dream his mom and dad signing a paper.
Courtney: Great now he's mine and you can keep the other eleven to yourself. I mean John is the most rambunctious one and he's about to embrace me as his new mama.
John gulped as the paper folded itself up and went into Courtney's pocket and she sneered grabbing his hand and leading him to his new dreamworld which consisted of giant stuffed animals she deemed the judge, jury, and executioners in her game of court.
Courtney(Giggling) Nowwwwwwww let's make your verdict quick and then I can make you my sis and we pack for a new life at TDI where I'm turning it into a 24/7 camp with a whole bunch of mini girls and boys.
John gulped as his mom, dad, and eleven brothers and sisters walked off leaving him and Courtney as she spun around and donned a judges robe and a gavel.
Courtney(Sitting atop twenty mattresses) Order in the court I will have order before we begin these preceding’s.
John was tossed a teddy bear with eyes falling off, fluff coming out of him, scorch marks all over him, bike tire marks all over him, and a sticky substance Courtney said was maple syrup all over him.
Courtney: Your lawyer I deemed him Maple and he will be your lawyer. I wouldn't count on winning because Maple's off the wagon and has gone to drinking syrup again which to the jury is like alcohol.
John winced as Courtney cackled and took a stack of papers leafing through them.
Courtney: Okaysees we have here an incident report of soooooooo many rules broken during our time at Camp Wawanakwa Jonny Boy.
John(Sweating) Yeaaaaaaaaaa but the other campers did it too even you. You used your lawyers to rig TDI so that you would win.
Courtney(Gazing down at John) We are not here to talk about me we're here to talk about you and your hatred for Duncan and I while you were at camp. I mean you were dating Gwen and I never overstepped my boundaries.
John: Sure all's you did was prank us and make us out to be public enemy number 1.
Courtney(Poking John's nose) That-is-how-Total-Drama-is-played-now-let's-get-to-your-judgement.
John gulped as Courtney sneered humming Part Of Your World from The Little Mermaid and she shook up a bottle of Bridgette's perfume.
Courtney(Spraying John) My verdict guilty and your punishment is to be my little sister.
John shrieked as he shrank and Courtney cackled evilly making his new room decked out in The Little Mermaid everything.
Courtney(Grabbing suitcases and duffle bags) Now we pack for the nightmare that is Summer camp calls out to you once again John only this time you'll be a little girl.
John shrieked as he grew into lace up sandals, purple spandex, a white skirt. a pink shirt, a white button up blouse, olive tan skin, freckles, brown eyes, brown hair made up in pigtails with purple hair elastics, A know it all attitude, and a big obsession with The Little Mermaid and Courtney became much taller than him.
Courtney(Ruffling John's hair) Therrrrrrreeeeeeee now was that so bad?
John moaned little Courtney wrestling with him as Courtney closed a suitcase and zipped a duffle bag.
Courtney(Shoving an Ariel and Ursla stuffed animals into his arms) Therrrrreeeee the best of both worlds Ursla Evil Sea Witch and Ariel Good Mermaid/human.
John fell to the floor weak by Little Courtney and Courtney giggled placing one of her sandled feet on John's chest.
Courtney: The difference this year at TDI is that I'm hosting and Bridgette is co-hosting so no Chris this year.
John(Weak) You-stupid-bitch-ass-you-need-other-campers-to-make-a-camp-reality-show-not-just-one.
Courtney(Cackling evilly and throwing a flyer at John) Looks like your celebratory sleep over for making it out of TDI may be just what Doctor Courtney ordered he, he, he, he, he, he, heeeeeee.
John gulped in fear knowing he invited all the boys the girls of TDI needed to resurrect TDI and make it a girls only club.
Courtney(Staring into John's eyes) Nowwwwwwwwww stop fighting and we'll go get McDonald’s Little Courtney's favorite.
John moaned as his stomach rumbled and a girly giggle gurgled inside of him and all of a sudden he became mini Courtney and his soul a white light and his dream powers a red light shot inside of Courtney.
Courtney(Sneering) Now let's get lunch and discuss your role in the new TDI Laney which is a name I always wanted to name my daughter and then we can get the other TDI girls over for a nightmare sleepover.
Little Courtney cackled as Courtney led her to a car and sped off Little Bridgette also joining in the mix at McDonald’s.

Izzy's Comeback
Izzy Johnson a crazy pre-teen girl sneered as she looked through all the kids coming to John's sleepover and she spied her perfect mini Izzy
Izzy(Making a sandwich) MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Fluffernutter mini me's favorite. Now how do I use that against this boy?
Izzy sneered as she had the perfect idea and the boys settled in none of them noticing John and Geoff were missing.
Izzy(Going through a dirty clothes basket) Time for Laundry Day Johnson style meaning the sniff test HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Green smog surrounded the room and the boy being weak to bad smells passed out and Izzy evaporated into his head.
Izzy POV: Nowwwwwww how to get to the realm of his mind where nightmares lie?
Izzy cackled as the boys brain had a television in it and she sneered grabbing a remote and like a TV show Izzy turned the channel until she found her realm where nobody came out alive unless she wanted them to.
The boy moaned and snored as his dream became an orphanage Izzy's dream realm where she took the unlucky souls that sparred with her imagination.
Izzy's POV: Nowwwwwwwwwwwww let's see Mr. I Can't Die In Dreams deal with being my daughter ha, ha,ha, ha,ha, haaaaaaaaa.
Izzy evaporated into the boys dreams and his dreamworld changed into a decrepit cottage where he grew up his mom very abusive.
Boy(Looking around) What am I doing here?
The boy shivered as he looked around and the front door closed as he heard clicking his mom's heels and he gulped as his mom walked into the kitchen to find the boy Trevor Andrews and the moms eyes were evil slits.
Woman: Tevorrrrrrrrrrrrr mommy's home come say hello.
Trevor(Rubbing his eyes) No this can't be real.
Woman(Walking up to Trevor and grabbing his arm) Give mama some sugar.
Trevor(Trying to pull away) Nooooooooooooo get away from me you're dead.
Woman(Pulling Trevor into her) Come say hello Trev I missed you so much.
Trevor grabbed an iron and beat the woman screaming you're dead over and over again.
Woman(Standing up with a deformed face) Awwwwwwwwwwww no sugar for mommy.
Trevor(Backing up) No you're dead I killed you I locked the door on you.
Izzy chuckled walking up to Trevor and pinned him to the wall.
Izzy(Sneering) What's with kids today huh? No respect.
Trevor(Gulping) Who are you?
Izzy: Izzy Johnson at your service and we have business bad son.
Trevor grew strength and pushed Izzy away which is what she wanted him to grow strength also making him weak.
Trevor(Pinning Izzy to the floor) This is my dream and I control it.
Izzy(Stabbing her nails through Trevor's leg) It may be your dream but it's my rules.
Trevor(Smiling) Would you look at that no cut.
Izzy giggled as Trevor's clothes floated off of him and folded neatly into her hands.
Izzy: Nowwwwwwwwwwwww this calls for a change in scenery dream controller.
Trevor gulped as the house changed and he was in a new house bigger than the cottage a banner over the kitchen awning saying Happy Birthday Tasha.
Izzy(Walking up to an oven) A baking I will do A baking I will do Heigh Ho The Derry Ohhhhhhhhh A baking I will do.
Trevor(Looking around) Uhhhhhhhhhhh where am I?
Izzy(Pinching his cheeks) Your birthday bash Tasha.
Trevor: Uhh I'm Trevor not Tasha.
Izzy(Picking him up) Not yet you need to put your party dress on before that happens.
Izzy sneered tearing off Trevor's clothes and she produced a tiny green skirt, tiny green shoes, a green top, green bands for Trevor's arms, a white belt, and green underwear.
Izzy(Rubbing her hands together) Nowwwwwwwww let's go get you dressed for success munchkin.
Trevor ran off as Izzy shook her head cackling as Trevor was between two slices of bread Izzy salivating getting drool on him Fluff making Trevor sticky.
Izzy(Licking her lips) MMMMMMMMMMMM a Trevornutter. Nowwwwwww stick around not that you have a choice.
Trevor moaned as his clothes were taken off and Izzy hummed Happy Birthday placing a crown on Trevor's head him still naked.
Izzy(Opening the house door) Nowwwwwwwww to embarrass you like you embarrassed me on my fourth B day. All the kids seeing you naked.
The party guests burst into the house laughing at a naked Trevor as Izzy beamed evilly pulling Trevor from the fluff.
Izzy(Licking Fluff from Trevor) MMMMMMMMMMM Fluff taste so much better from you.
The sleepover boys twitched as they all fell asleep Izzy cackling evilly her orphanage the backdrop to make TDI girls.
Izzy(Flipping Trevor over) Shame they don't know sleepovers aren't for sleeping.
Izzy evaporated into green smog exploding into the room of sleepy boys Trevor moaning as the crown changed his hair from brown to orange with a poof.
Izzy(Pushing Trevor down) Sorry sweetie this sleepover is for big kids and you're only three.
Izzy giggled demonically walking off into a portal that disappeared and Trevor moaned as he shrank and all the party guests stared at him as he became Tasha.
Tasha(Staring) Welllllllll what are you waiting for? Get me some clothes, pizza, a piece of cake and my presents.
The guests pointed and laughed at Tasha who growled levitating and green lightning hit the guests.
Tasha(Growling) I-SAID-GET-ME-SOME-CLOTHES-PIZZA-A-PIECE-OF-CAKE-AND-MY-PRESSENTS-NOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guests ran off to get Tasha her things as her clothes were thrown in front of her and she dressed up saying I could get used to this.
Tasha was slid a meatlovers slice, a pepperoni slice, and plain cheese slice, as a Funfetti piece of cake was slid to her with a glass of milk and sacks of her birthday presents were delivered to her.
Tasha(Lounging on a throne) Yeppppppp a girl could get used to this.
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Alex Turner sleepily slapped himself listening to the others lightly snoring knowing they were all doomed to a new TDI Revival thanks to Courtney and Izzy’s orphanage.
Alex(Yawning) If-I-fall-asleep-that-orphanage-will-be-my-downfall
Alex’s eyelids fluttered shut and posters of toddler Gwen Parker goth of TotalDramarama decorated his new room in the orphanage Tasha skipping into his room humming the funeral march.
Tasha(pointing at Alex) I wouldn’t count on being a boy much longer
Alex(Gulping) What do you mean?
Tasha: The boys sleepover was sent here to become Laney Parish’ friends at TDI Preschool Edition myself included.
Alex: And where is here?
Tasha: Izzy’s Grand Orphanage where wayward people are sent when the jails are full.
Alex: I’m not wayward.
Tasha(Pinching his cheeks) Keep telling yourself that cutie. The fact is you are wayward if you’re here.
Alex: You don’t look wayward girlie. What are you doing here?
Tasha(Hand out) The names Tasha and I’m not wayward but my mama owns the joint so here I am. Camp will be a vacation compared to this place.
Alex(Looking around) Yes well as it looks Gwen wants to claim me. I won’t let her.
Tasha(Cackling) Good luck she’s spooky and not just in reality but dreams too.
Alex(Shuddering) She doesn’t scare me.
Tasha(Walking off) Ssssssssuuuuurrrrrrreeeeee and that shudder is just because your cold. You’re not fooling anybody.
Boys moaned and screamed in other rooms as Tasha’s eyes were evil slits.
Tasha(Curtseying) Time for me to be hospitable. Enjoy the not scary Gwen.
Tasha giggled not scary Gwen gimmie a break and skipped out after the moans and screams
Alex: It’s starting a bunch of Toddler Gwen pictures taken and drawn are all over these walls.
Toddler Gwen winked and slit her throat with her finger making a slit throat noise and winking at Alex.
Alex: If Gwen catches me I’m dead meat
An otherworldly cackle made by toddler Gwen confirmed Alex’s fate and he shrieked finding him in an orphanage room the whole room going black.
Alex: What the hell is going on?
The cackle got louder as Alex turned a TV on and saw another thing scaring him.
Show host: So what do you think about Courtney winning? I mean was it well deserved?
Gwen Parker Goth of TDI shrugged and sneered at the host.
Gwen: Good question and the answer is I don’t know what to think. I mean Courtney braved the odds and cheated her way to the finals only beating me because I was distracted.
Alex and show host(Gulping) Distracted by what?
Gwen(Pulling a boxed set from her black bag) This Total Dramarama boxed set. See mini me starred in it and I never got residuals, royalties, nothing and it’s all Alex Turner’s fault. He pirated it.
Show host: Ouchhhhhhhhh so word on the street is you’re on the warpath for Alex now.
Gwen(Resting her black boots on the desk) Yeaaaaaaaaa he’s the hardest to find when I need him.
Alex: What would she do if she found me?
Show host: What would you do if you found him?
Gwen(Rubbing her palms together evilly) Show him what my inner child feels like. The dope made millions off that boxed set.
Alex(Trying to find the room door) I have to make tracks.
Show host: This just in Alex Turner is trapped in an orphanage thanks to his house burning down with his family in it.
Gwen(Flicking a lighter) Yeaaaaaaaaa I’m such a pyro.
Alex(crying) Wait she killed my family leaving me an orphan?
The show host and Gwen nodded as Gwen stood up walking towards the screen.
Gwen: And that’s a wrap great job dream host but I can take it from here.
The TV screen became liquid and Gwen walked through it cackling as Alex backed up fear in his eyes.
Gwen(Shaking her head) You should have stayed awake you were warned.
Alex: OK here I am what are you going to do to me?
Gwen(Cornering him) Welllllllllll seeing you hated me as a pre scholar and you’re petrified of TDI Preschool Edition I see only one option here.
Alex: Let me go with a warning?
Gwen(Spreading her arms) You wish but nope you and I are going to be the best of friends as mother and daughter.
Alex: But you hated Camp Wawanakwa you wanted out as soon as you got there.
Gwen(Flipping her hair) Sure but toddler me has never been there so who knows maybe you’ll love it.
Alex shrieked as all the toddler Gwen pictures came to life and toddler Gwen jumped from the pictures and into Alex.
Gwen(Ransacking Alex’s room) Phase one complete. Now where are you hiding MY MONEY AND MY BOXED SETS?
Alex(moaning) Ahhhhhhhhh-get-her-out-she’s-too-strong-I-don’t-deserve-thissssss.
Gwen(Flipping over the mattress) Sure you do you used toddler me to get rich quick. Now answer my question. Where are they?
Alex: If you defeat me you’ll never find them.
Toddler Gwen POV: Time for some traveling to the past in his brain.
Toddler Gwen snickered and reversed Alex’s mind until she found his hiding place.
Toddler Gwen: Ohhhhhhhhh sneaky snake. Mama it’s under the bed under a loose floorboard the money and the boxed sets are there.
Gwen(Opening the floorboard) Jackpot now to find out how to spend this moolah.
Alex(Weak) OK-you-got-what-you-wanted-now-let-me-go.
Gwen(Walking up to Alex) Now where’s the fun in that?
Alex screeched as his clothes floated off of him and Gwen sneered unzipping a backpack pulling out black suede slippers, black faded underwear with Saturday written on them and a black cotton nightgown with Lucifer the cat from Cinderella on the front catching the three mice and gnashing his teeth at them.
Gwen: His names Lucifer and this is just bedtime apparel you taped toddler me so you should know daytime apparel pretty well.
Alex screamed as his body morphed until he was small and Gwen turned a shower on and led about to be bested Alex to the showers.
Gwen: A nice, hot, steamy shower is just what the doctor ordered before camp.
Alex gulped as Gwen shoved him into the shower a Lucifer towel draped over a sink.
Gwen(Walking off) I’d enjoy that if I were you hot showers are hard to come by at camp. Unless you count hot, humid, rainy days.
Alex knowing he was beat stepped into the shower his eyes going from green to Navy blue in an instant his hair changing from messy, bushy, brown to Teal hair usually in pigtails flowed to his shoulders.
Toddler Gwen POV: Ahhhhhhhhhhh a girl could get used to this.
Alex: Yea, yea, yea just beat me already and get it over with.
Toddler Gwen: I don’t think so. See I need your body as a vessel until I find a boy to defeat and soul snatch. Once that happens you’ll be me forever as is in the prophecy.
Alex moaned as Toddler Gwen sneered finding his inner child.
Toddler Gwen(Skipping up to the inner child) Ohhhhhhhhhhh goodie time for me to introduce mysel-
Toddler Gwen didn’t finish as Alex no fault of his own brought another boy into the nightmare. Just what Toddler Gwen needed for the prophecy.
Toddler Gwen: Ohhhhhhhhhh two for one first to do away with this pesky inner child full of giggles and wonder.
Alex whispered oh no as Toddler Gwen locked eyes with the inner Alex.
Toddler Gwen(Touching inner child Alex) A PPG fan are we? Me too my favorite episode is the clown that changes everything black and white. Bubbles saved the day then.
Alex screeched as Toddler Gwen took control and was now his inner child.
Toddler Gwen(Curtseying) And that’s our game thanks for playing forced vessel.
Boy(Gulping) How did I get here?
Toddler Gwen(Sneering) Alex is a little iffy on how to use his dream powers but I know how to use them to my advantage.
Boy(Gulping) Like How?
Toddler Gwen(Pinching his cheeks) You’ll see soon enough shrimp boat.
Boy(Looking down at himself) Shrimp boat?
Toddler Gwen(Nodding) Sure see I don’t even have to stand on tippy toes to be taller than you.
Boy: That’s because your boots make you taller. Lose those and I’ll be taller than you.
Toddler Gwen took her boots off and stood head to head with Griffin Murphy the boy Alex summoned into the dream.
Toddler Gwen: See even with no boots on I’m much taller.
Griffin(Shoving toddler Gwen) Psh get bent you’re no dreamer.
Griffin stalked off as mirrors met him and Toddler Gwen chuckled deeply.
Toddler Gwen(Raising her arms) Meet my non dreaming powers.
Girls surrounded the mirrors at a sleepover as Toddler Gwen sneered all the girls reaching for Griffin.
Toddler Gwen: Awwwwwwwwww looks like they found a friend for their non sleepover.
Griffin was caught off guard as a girl with black hair held by a green gemmed barrette, a red shirt, blue overalls a necklace of seashells, a friendship bracelet of charms, pink high tops, the overalls decorated with drawings, a boombox, and brown eyes giggled evilly as Griffin tried to stop this girl Jo Yuson from Forgotten Island from claiming him.
Jo(Tugging) Come-on-Grif-just-a-little-bit-more-and-you’re-mine.
Griffin(Weak) Noooooooooo I’m slipping.
Toddler Gwen(Sneering) Seeeeeeee Alex’s dream powers are bringing people into dreams. I just invited a whole bunch of sleepovery girls in to torture you so I winnnnnnnnnnnn.
Griffin(Holding on to the sides of the mirror) No I’ve had enough of this. It’s my dream and I control it.
Jo harrumphed evilly and happily growing bulging biceps and she forced Griffin’s shoes off and licked his feet Jo’s calling card when she defeated a dreamer.
Griffin: Ewwwwwwwwwwww disgusting stoppppppppp.
Jo(Sneering) Awwwwwwwww what happened to controlling your dreams?
Toddler Gwen(Getting eye to eye with Griffin) Seeeeeeeeeee I know what and who scares you most and I use that old dream power Alex once had to bring your nightmares to life.
Griffin moaned as Jo her tongue hanging out in a teasing manner salivating licked Griffin’s feet again and he felt his fingers slipping.
Jo(Stretching) Any day now of you letting go and stop throwing your tantrum would be great.
Toddler Gwen: See Jo doesn’t give up too quickly she’s indomitable and that makes her like a tank in dreams. Plus her biceps being able to break your teeny fingers is a plus.

Jo(Cracking her knuckles) Hmmmmmmmmmm excellent idea mini goth. Breaking his fingers could help but first let’s play this little piggy.
Griffin: Nooooooooooo not this little piggy.
Jo(Grabbing Griffin’s toes) This little piggy went to market- this little piggy stayed home- this little piggy had roast beef- this little piggy had none- and this little piggy cried wee, wee, weeeeeee all the way home.
Joe easily broke all of Griffin’s toes as Toddler Gwen lifted her booted foot and kicked Griffin into the mirror cackling and skipping off.
Toddler Gwen(Collecting Alex’s soul) Hmmmmmmmm I’m tired and need rest for camp tomorrow.
Toddler Gwen yawned and lied down in a bed of Lucifer blankets and sheets Gwen tucking her in.
Gwen(Kissing Toddler Gwen’s cheeks) You just may surpass me as the nightmare princess.
Toddler Gwen closed her eyes as Griffin’s nightmare came to life thanks to her imagination.
Griffin screeched in pain as he slid easily into Jo’s mirror and she beamed picking him up and bandaging up his toes.
Jo: I didn’t even get to say my catchphrase.
Griffin(Moaning) What-catchphrase-Yuson?
Jo(Placing Griffin on the floor) Sorry to keep you waiting. Maybe if there were more of me to spread around. Freddy sure knew great catchphrases.
Griffin(Rubbing his toes) Great I’m sure he did. I thought Raissa was your nightmare stress ball.
Jo(Chewing a chicken drumstick) She used to be until College called and she found a way to lock me out.
Griffin: We had a deal you become Raissa’s friend her your nightmare stress ball and you leave me alone.
Jo(Stretching) Yeaaaaaaaa deals are made to be broken.
Griffin: Like my toes?
Jo: Hey if you had just come quietly I never would have had to break your piggy’s.
Griffin(Looking around) O-K so why bring me to your home town?
Jo(Skipping up to Griffin) Soooooooo glad you asked Grif. See Raissa was my best friend then she became an egghead and left town.
Griffin: Soooooooooo get to the point Yuson.
Jo: Ok, ok I need a friend to be real again but cooler than that I need a friend to reenact memories that Raissa and I had.
Griffin: Is that all? I can find you a friend any friend you want.
Jo(Chest bumping Griffin) Great because I want you as my friend Grif. I even gave you a nickname Grif.
Griffin(Gulping) O-K so let’s hang we can be teens and do teeny things right?
Jo(Poking Griffin’s nose) Nope see TDI Preschool Edition calls and we’ll answer as two pre scholars growing old together. The best thing is since I’m shrinking you and I down I can also control your life. No egghead school for my true friend.
Griffin(Gulping) True friend?
Jo nodded opening a locket on her neck and a green light erupted into the sky shrinking her and Griffin down and Jo now three years old giggled and threw Griffin puppy pajama’s with a working tail.
Jo: These were always my favorite PJ’S on you. I loved pulling the tail and messing with the floppy ears. Put them on friend.
Griffin saw he had nothing but dog furred underwear on and Jo smirked seeing him blush and she skipped up throwing her arm over his shoulders.
Jo: We’ll be the best of friends Grif now put those on so I’m not obsessing over your undies and then the 1st annual Josephine and Grif sleepover can begin.
Griffin groaned and threw the pajama’s on the sand Jo flexing her muscles and pinning Griffin on the ground.
Jo(Tisking Griffin) You’d think you learned your lesson after I broke your piggies. I guess not so here let me show you how to wear these puppies with pride.
Jo forced the pajama’s on and Griffin wept as he shrank even more until he fit into the pajama’s and Jo roughly lifted him up and posed for a picture Griffin’s mom grabbing a camera.
Griffin’s mom: Awwwwwwwwww Griffin’s first friend.
Jo(Cackling) Try only friend. No one will want to be friends with you but me. And no one gets into our circle of friends unless I approve. The mini goth is a definite possibility.
Griffin(Scratching) Ughhhhhhhhhhhh I hate these pajama’s they sweat and make me itch.
Jo grabbed a mittened paw on Griffin’s pajama’s and dragged him into her house a makeshift fort already waiting for them.
Jo(Grabbing a silver bracelet) First activity making friendship bracelets. We just need Mini Spook here to get hers.
Toddler Gwen as if beckoned skipped up accepting the bracelet Jo gave her and all three bracelets had a blanket and pillow charm.
Jo: See Raissa and I made these at our first sleepover and we were BFF’s until she ditched me.
Toddler Gwen(Hugging Jo) We’ll never ditch you.
Griffin: Speak for yourself. First chance I get I’m bailing.
Toddler Gwen and Jo forced Griffin down and they each had an evil plan smile on their faces.
Jo: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh but noooooooooooo. See that green light you thought was so pretty sealed your fate.
Griffin: What how?
Jo(Stretching) Well you’re an only child and I’m sure that rocks but you like me gets lonely easily. So I made your life better.
Griffin(Gulping) What did you do?
Jo(Grabbing a tattoo needle) Nothing yet but soon you’re going to be the recipient of a new big sis named Jo and I’m going to make you a newborn pup while I search for another pup to be newborn Raissa and your best friend.
Griffin(Nervous) Wait what?
Jo(Nodding) See Raissa and I had a great friendship.
Griffin: But she’s too cute I won’t get any attention.
Jo(Beaming) Exactly my point I mean here I am wanting to be friends and your complaining. So you get christened my little sib while trying to make nice with cutie Raissa.
Toddler Gwen(Handing applications to Jo) How about a Summer camp they could enjoy it as newborns and be born to love it.
Jo(Sneering) Orrrrrrrrrr as toddler’s like you and being forced to be friends by giving them the same cabin and they’ll be bunkmates.
Griffin: I’m already a toddler.
Toddler Gwen(Holding her head) Let’s channel a Raissa for you to pal around with.
Griffin(Gulping) No-thanks-Raissa-always-used-to-torture-me.
Jo(Belly laughing) Yea dressing him up, pushing him around in a baby carriage, bullying him all through school because she was obsessed with him. I remember it all.
Toddler Gwen closed her eyes and a boy Griffin knew as his best friend Adam fell into the dream Jo just sneering.
Jo: How ironic best friends for life about to be BFF’s all over again.
Adam(Confused) All over again?
Jo(Studying Adam) Hmmmmmmmmm yep you’ll do not an egg or a head on your shoulders to be smart. Boy do I know how to pick them.
Adam(Looking at toddler Griffin) What did you get us into?
Griffin: Long story short she wants to make a new Raissa AKA you for me to pal around with, I’m her new little brother, and we are on a no questions asked trip to Summer Camp.
Toddler Gwen(Pinching Griffin’s cheeks) Awwwwwwwwww that pretty much sums it up. Look who’s been paying attention.
Adam: And I take it I have no say in this?
Jo(Flexing her muscles) None whatsoever bub.
Adam: Why does Griffin get to be a boy? I mean Raissa targeted him am I right?
Jo: Yea but that’s why he gets to be a boy. See Raissa is Griffin’s Achile’s heel you know his weakness. With him being my little brother he needs Raissa to bully him when I’m not around.
Toddler Gwen(Checking a list) And Raissa and Griffin are in the same co ed cabin and bunkmates thanks to me.
Jo(Unzipping a backpack) Nowwwwwwwwww Grif meet Raissa you’re best friend.
Jo being stronger than Adam pinned him to the ground while Toddler Gwen took Adam’s clothes off and rummaged through the backpack pulling out a pair of Periwinkle Tangled underwear, A pink and purple tutu, blue spandex pants, pink ballet slippers, A white T Shirt, red horn rimmed glasses, and a periwinkle headband.
Toddler Gwen(Forcing the underwear on Adam) I do hope you enjoyed being a boy for a while. Because soon girly urges are going to be flowing through you.
Jo kicked sand into Griffin’s eyes cackling sibling bully to end all sibling bullies.
Griffin(Rubbing his eyes) Ouchhhhhhhhh do you need toddler Raissa?

Jo(Lifting Griffin under her armpits) MMMMMMMM smell my pits and no you do. Raissa is your BFF as well as your bully.
Toddler Gwen forced the spandex pants and tutu over Adam next as he shrank hearing Raissa’s triumphant laughter and the clothes took hold Adam not caring just angry at Griffin and looking forward to bullying him.
Jo: Just the slippers, T shirt, glasses and headband left Rais.
Toddler Gwen pounded Adam’s big feet into the ballet slippers and his feet morphed until the slippers fit, the T shirt was forced over him, the glasses were placed over his eyes, and the headband appeared in his hair.
Toddler Gwen(Raising her arms) Now Raissa Molina rise up in this boy and start bullying Griffin all over again.
Griffin was gone as Jo growled and Adam screeched and moaned Raissa age 3 taking over him and she skipped off sighing oh here let me find him.
Jo: Well she always was bossy
Toddler Raissa: I heard that.
Toddler Raissa raised her arms and the sand Griffin was running through became an hourglass with Griffin in the dome.
Toddler Raissa(Making silly faces on the glass) Nah Nahhhhhhhhh I caught you Fin and now you have two bullies but only one you can get away from.
Jo(Sneering) Yeaaaaaaaaa you and I are going to be the best of friends.
Toddler Raissa(Sticking her tongue out on the glass) Uhhhhhhhh huhhhhhhhh and you and I are going to be camp friends, island friends, College roomies if I go to College, and BFF’s for life.
Griffin gulped as Toddler Raissa went through a backpack finding clothes to force Griffin to where.
Toddler Raissa(Sneering) Ohhhhhhhhhhhh the things we’ll do together.
Jo(Closing her eyes) I have a much better sand trap.
The hourglass disappeared and the sand now liquid was quicksand and Jo chuckled as Toddler Raissa decorated Griffin’s new bedroom with snapshots and drawn pictures of her and him together all over the room walls.
Toddler Raissa(getting on her elbows and knees) You know I’d hate to have a sibling bully like Jo. I mean quicksand who thinks up this stuff?

Jo(lifting her foot) Meet my high tops littlest bro. They hurt like hell and once you reach your room you’ll see it’s Raissafied.
Toddler Raissa(Spinning around him) Yep to be my friend is to love me. You’ll get used to me sooner or later.
Griffin screamed as Jo and Toddler Raissa’s foot came down and pushed him into a room decorated as Jo said with Toddler Raissa everything.
Toddler Raissa(Jumping into the hole) Here’s my stop ladies enjoy the beach.
Toddler Raissa fell until she was in bed with Griffin and she snuggled him chuckling evilly.
Griffin(Looking down at himself) Waitttttttt why am I wearing my kitten pajama’s?
Toddler Raissa(Shrugging) Because your mama spent long nights making them. And these are what I’m making you wear because Jo get’s the puppy PJ’s and I get the kitten ones.
Griffin: Wouldn’t you rather be a teen girl again?
Toddler Raissa(Shaking her head) Nahhhhhhhhh I don’t want to be determined to go to College. My parents always talked it up. Since I’m younger I can snuggle close to cat boy being you and you can make College a distant memory.
Griffin gulped as Toddler Raissa packed duffels and suitcases shrieking Camp here we come Griffin unenthusiastically shrieking the same thing.
That’s it for now so R&R peeps.