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If You were Gay
Disclaimer: I own not the world of Harry Potter nor the title of this thing.
"Harry are you gay?"
"Yes, I'm very happy right now Ron."
"Harry that's not what I mean."
"Then what do you mean?"
"Are you a...ya know... a homosexual?"
"Ron I'm not a homosexual."
"Are you sure? Cuz if you are I'm okay with that."
"Ron. I. Am. Not. Gay."
"If you are it's nothing to be, ya know, upset over or something."
"Ron I'm not a poof."
"Did you know that Muggles now say that being gay is in the genetic make-up of a person?"
"Yes I did know that. Now why would I care?"
"Just thought you would like to know."
"Why all the sudden questions about my sexuality?"
"Oh, no reason."
"You sure Ron?"
"Yeah I'm sure."
A/N: yeah really random...I was just listening to the Avenue Q soundtrack and that song "If you were Gay" yeah that is kinda random.
Disclaimer: I own not the world of Harry Potter nor the title of this thing.
"Harry are you gay?"
"Yes, I'm very happy right now Ron."
"Harry that's not what I mean."
"Then what do you mean?"
"Are you a...ya know... a homosexual?"
"Ron I'm not a homosexual."
"Are you sure? Cuz if you are I'm okay with that."
"Ron. I. Am. Not. Gay."
"If you are it's nothing to be, ya know, upset over or something."
"Ron I'm not a poof."
"Did you know that Muggles now say that being gay is in the genetic make-up of a person?"
"Yes I did know that. Now why would I care?"
"Just thought you would like to know."
"Why all the sudden questions about my sexuality?"
"Oh, no reason."
"You sure Ron?"
"Yeah I'm sure."
A/N: yeah really random...I was just listening to the Avenue Q soundtrack and that song "If you were Gay" yeah that is kinda random.
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