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The stands roared as the Ranuver Tournament dragged on for what seemed like forever. (Ranuver? What am I thinking? Is that even ENGLISH?)
Kurama was bleeding from everywhere he could think of,(Okay, not everywhere. Little Perverts.) it was getting hard to breathe, and his vision was becoming blurry.
He'd taken on 3 people already, trying to buy time for Hiei and Yusuke to heal from their lack of energy, and so far, it had been working. Until the fifth competitor. Kuwabara was out and down, and Genkai was too weak to even stand up. Yep. Team Urameshi had this thing in the bag.....
While he had been pondering his thoughts, his opponent took this opportunity and thrust a knife through the kitsune's neck.
(KITSUNE?!?! NOW I'M SPEAKING FECKING JAPANESE!?!?!)
"GACK!" Kurama gasped as the cold metal dug into his throat, his blood pouring out like a crimson waterfall all over his clothes, the ring, and the perpetrator's arm.
"Kurama!!!" Hiei and Yusuke called, running up to the side of the ring.
The stands erupted in surprised gasps, then yells of victory, applause, and chants of 'The demon traitor is dead' and 'Take that, Team Urameshi!!'
The demon pulled the knife from Kurama's neck and wiped it clean as our favorite red-head fell to the ground as a lifeless corpse.
Koto the announcer ran up and got a good look.
"Hmm... I will now take a ten count!! "
She said and began counting. In the stands, Botan, Shizuru, Keiko and Yukina all watched with looks of absolute horror on their faces. Well, Shizuru looked surprised, anyways.
"You don't think....." Keiko began.
"He's dead. That's for sure. "Shizuru finished calmly.
Botan burst into tears.
"Noooo!! And I've got to take him to the spirit world!! Why? "
Keiko, Puu, and Yukina joined in the mourning.
(Yukina didn't cry..... She's just heartless like that...)
Botan got up and left for Koenma's office, while the rest of the ladies followed silently.
(I'm not very good at writing sad stuff, so just bear with me... Oh the angst...)
"10!! And Utsotogi of Team Blood Rain is the winner!!! "
Koto called out, pointing her finger to over to Kurama's killer.
"Please update the scoreboard!!"
Everyone on Team Urameshi watched solemnly as Yusuke went over to move Kurama's body from the ring. But then a surprising thing happened...
It vanished.
"What the fuck?!?!" Yusuke exclaimed, stepping back a bit.
Hiei jumped onto the ring to talk with Yusuke.
"His soul's being reincarnated. We'll see him again soon, most likely. "
"..... So.... he's really....dead? "
"Yes. And the sooner you accept that the sooner we can win this tournament and go find Kurama. "
"You're right, Hiei. But one question.... "
"What?"
"How do we tell his mother that he was run through by a demon while fighting in a tournament in demon world as a spirit detective?"
"We don't. He got in a car accident. "And with that Hiei turned around and hopped back off to allow Yusuke to finish off the last member of team Blood Rain.
"Hey! Hold on a minute! Am I gonna fight this guy?" Yusuke called back to the fire demon, who only turned to shoot sarcasm.
"No, of course not. You're going to sit on pretty pink pillows and play go-fish while singing your ABC's. "
Hiei snorted and sat down against the wall that separated the stand from the ring.
"And make sure you kill him slowly. Make. Him. Suffer."
Yusuke grinned and hopped in the ring.
I'll spare you the bloody, gory, and possibly traumatizing experience which is similar to the one above only ...er... more... bloody, gory, and possibly traumatizing... Oh, right, getting off topic. The story. Right.
Needless to say, team Blood Rain -(Gawd, what a STUPID name. Can't believe I thought of that. ) didn't last long. The rest of the day went on pretty uneventfully, it was when Yusuke went to the bathroom in Koenma's palace when all the crazy stuff started happening.
Yusuke opened the door and noticed the shower running, being Yusuke, he decided to pull the shower curtain open to see who it was.
And BAM! There he was, Kurama. In the flesh.. only this time it was different, HE was a SHE.
While Yusuke was processing this information, Kurama picked up the nearest blunt object, said object being a plunger, and smacked Yusuke upside the head, screaming 'Pervert!' at the top of her lungs.
George, Shizuru, Keiko, Botan, Koenma, Yukina, and Hiei all came running in to see what was going on.
Kurama's face flushed red with embarrassment.
"ACK!! OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!! " She kept screaming and throwing soap, shampoo bottles, other artickles of the bathroom nature and once Kuwabara could've sworn he got slapped upside the head with a facial cleansing pad.
_END_CHAPTER_BITCHES_
I swear to fuck if that isn't the shortest chapter I have EVER written I swear I will shoot myself.
Okay, so, this is confusing as hell, I know, but give me some time, all you ...things... and it'll all be all right, Kay?
Oh, and I have a bad habbit of rambling inside the story. Get.OVER. It.
Kurama was bleeding from everywhere he could think of,(Okay, not everywhere. Little Perverts.) it was getting hard to breathe, and his vision was becoming blurry.
He'd taken on 3 people already, trying to buy time for Hiei and Yusuke to heal from their lack of energy, and so far, it had been working. Until the fifth competitor. Kuwabara was out and down, and Genkai was too weak to even stand up. Yep. Team Urameshi had this thing in the bag.....
While he had been pondering his thoughts, his opponent took this opportunity and thrust a knife through the kitsune's neck.
(KITSUNE?!?! NOW I'M SPEAKING FECKING JAPANESE!?!?!)
"GACK!" Kurama gasped as the cold metal dug into his throat, his blood pouring out like a crimson waterfall all over his clothes, the ring, and the perpetrator's arm.
"Kurama!!!" Hiei and Yusuke called, running up to the side of the ring.
The stands erupted in surprised gasps, then yells of victory, applause, and chants of 'The demon traitor is dead' and 'Take that, Team Urameshi!!'
The demon pulled the knife from Kurama's neck and wiped it clean as our favorite red-head fell to the ground as a lifeless corpse.
Koto the announcer ran up and got a good look.
"Hmm... I will now take a ten count!! "
She said and began counting. In the stands, Botan, Shizuru, Keiko and Yukina all watched with looks of absolute horror on their faces. Well, Shizuru looked surprised, anyways.
"You don't think....." Keiko began.
"He's dead. That's for sure. "Shizuru finished calmly.
Botan burst into tears.
"Noooo!! And I've got to take him to the spirit world!! Why? "
Keiko, Puu, and Yukina joined in the mourning.
(Yukina didn't cry..... She's just heartless like that...)
Botan got up and left for Koenma's office, while the rest of the ladies followed silently.
(I'm not very good at writing sad stuff, so just bear with me... Oh the angst...)
"10!! And Utsotogi of Team Blood Rain is the winner!!! "
Koto called out, pointing her finger to over to Kurama's killer.
"Please update the scoreboard!!"
Everyone on Team Urameshi watched solemnly as Yusuke went over to move Kurama's body from the ring. But then a surprising thing happened...
It vanished.
"What the fuck?!?!" Yusuke exclaimed, stepping back a bit.
Hiei jumped onto the ring to talk with Yusuke.
"His soul's being reincarnated. We'll see him again soon, most likely. "
"..... So.... he's really....dead? "
"Yes. And the sooner you accept that the sooner we can win this tournament and go find Kurama. "
"You're right, Hiei. But one question.... "
"What?"
"How do we tell his mother that he was run through by a demon while fighting in a tournament in demon world as a spirit detective?"
"We don't. He got in a car accident. "And with that Hiei turned around and hopped back off to allow Yusuke to finish off the last member of team Blood Rain.
"Hey! Hold on a minute! Am I gonna fight this guy?" Yusuke called back to the fire demon, who only turned to shoot sarcasm.
"No, of course not. You're going to sit on pretty pink pillows and play go-fish while singing your ABC's. "
Hiei snorted and sat down against the wall that separated the stand from the ring.
"And make sure you kill him slowly. Make. Him. Suffer."
Yusuke grinned and hopped in the ring.
I'll spare you the bloody, gory, and possibly traumatizing experience which is similar to the one above only ...er... more... bloody, gory, and possibly traumatizing... Oh, right, getting off topic. The story. Right.
Needless to say, team Blood Rain -(Gawd, what a STUPID name. Can't believe I thought of that. ) didn't last long. The rest of the day went on pretty uneventfully, it was when Yusuke went to the bathroom in Koenma's palace when all the crazy stuff started happening.
Yusuke opened the door and noticed the shower running, being Yusuke, he decided to pull the shower curtain open to see who it was.
And BAM! There he was, Kurama. In the flesh.. only this time it was different, HE was a SHE.
While Yusuke was processing this information, Kurama picked up the nearest blunt object, said object being a plunger, and smacked Yusuke upside the head, screaming 'Pervert!' at the top of her lungs.
George, Shizuru, Keiko, Botan, Koenma, Yukina, and Hiei all came running in to see what was going on.
Kurama's face flushed red with embarrassment.
"ACK!! OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!! " She kept screaming and throwing soap, shampoo bottles, other artickles of the bathroom nature and once Kuwabara could've sworn he got slapped upside the head with a facial cleansing pad.
_END_CHAPTER_BITCHES_
I swear to fuck if that isn't the shortest chapter I have EVER written I swear I will shoot myself.
Okay, so, this is confusing as hell, I know, but give me some time, all you ...things... and it'll all be all right, Kay?
Oh, and I have a bad habbit of rambling inside the story. Get.OVER. It.
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