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Monkey Bones and Lizard Guts *One Shot*
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Billy: Monkey bones and lizard guts, monkey bones and lizard guts...
Benji: Billy, are you okay?
Billy: Yeah... Monkey bones and lizard guts...
Benji: Okay...?
Joel: Yo, Beeeenji...
Benji: What?
Joel: Do I...
Benji: Do you what?
Joel: ... Look prrreetty to you?
Benji: Are you drunk?
Joel: Don't know... are you?
Benji: Oh God...
Paul: Hey dude.
Benji: Hey man. Do you know what's wrong with Joel?
Paul: Yeah, he got drunk, can't you tell?
Benji: I just didn't want it to be true.
Paul: Okay... whatever.
Chris: Where's Billy? He's got to hear this.
Benji: Hear what?
Chris: Something I watched on t.v. man.
Paul: What?
Chris: This is the song that never ends
Benji: Don't sing that to him. He already had "Monkey Bones and Lizard Guts" in his head.
Paul: Yeah. He's already singing it.
Chris: So, what's wrong with "The song that never ends?"
Benji: Chris, we don't need Billy hyper.
Chris: Why not? He's funnier that way.
Benji: MTV News is coming soon so he needs to calm down.
Paul: Yeah, tell him that song after the interview
Joel: Chrrrriiiissss, how's it gooooing?
Chris: I'm fine, are you drunk?
Joel: I still don't know; Benji hasn't told me yet.
Benji: Joel you are a drunken ass.
Joel: See... I'm a drunken ass... Hey, why did you call me that?
Benji: Cause you are a dumb ass.
Joel: I should freaking hit you in the face.
Paul: Joel, you need to sit down.
Benji starts laughing.
Billy: Benji?
Benji: Yes Bil...
Billy kisses Benji
Benji: Ly... um... wow.
Joel: Oh... My... God... Billy's Gay!
Paul: Joel, shhhhh
Chris starts to laugh.
Billy: Well, what do you think?
Benji: Um... well... it wasn't... bad.
Chris: Damn... Am I hearing this?!
Paul: Yes Chris, Benji liked Billy kissing him.
Joel: I think I'm going to pass out (thump)
Joel passes out
Benji: Joel wake up please, Joel?!
Paul: Benji man, he just passed out. Calm down.
Billy: Monkey bones and lizard guts, monkey bones and lizard guts.
Benji: God Billy, would you shut up about monkey bones and lizard guts?!
Billy: Sure babe... Whatever you say.
He smacks Benji and the ass and walks away.
Paul: Man, that boy is so freakin' creepy
Chris: Tell me about it.
Outside the recording studio
Benji: Where's my skateboard...? Here boy... where are you... Damnit! Where did I put that skateboard?
Five minutes later Benji finds it and is riding it around.
Benji: Woooooooooooh... aaaaahhhhhhh... look at me!! I'm flying... (Bang) Ow. I'm okay, I'm okay.
Billy: Benji, are you okay babe? I heard a crash. Are you hurt?
Benji: Yeah, I'm okay. Only my pride and dignity are broken.
Billy: Well come here and I'll fix them for you.
Benji: Billy, I like you it'd just weird that you kissed me that quick. If we start a relationship I want to start off slow.
Billy: Are you sure you want to take things slow?
Benji: Hell no, I was just joking. Let's go have sex.
Billy: Monkey Bones and Lizard guts.
So they did.
The End
Benji: Billy, are you okay?
Billy: Yeah... Monkey bones and lizard guts...
Benji: Okay...?
Joel: Yo, Beeeenji...
Benji: What?
Joel: Do I...
Benji: Do you what?
Joel: ... Look prrreetty to you?
Benji: Are you drunk?
Joel: Don't know... are you?
Benji: Oh God...
Paul: Hey dude.
Benji: Hey man. Do you know what's wrong with Joel?
Paul: Yeah, he got drunk, can't you tell?
Benji: I just didn't want it to be true.
Paul: Okay... whatever.
Chris: Where's Billy? He's got to hear this.
Benji: Hear what?
Chris: Something I watched on t.v. man.
Paul: What?
Chris: This is the song that never ends
Benji: Don't sing that to him. He already had "Monkey Bones and Lizard Guts" in his head.
Paul: Yeah. He's already singing it.
Chris: So, what's wrong with "The song that never ends?"
Benji: Chris, we don't need Billy hyper.
Chris: Why not? He's funnier that way.
Benji: MTV News is coming soon so he needs to calm down.
Paul: Yeah, tell him that song after the interview
Joel: Chrrrriiiissss, how's it gooooing?
Chris: I'm fine, are you drunk?
Joel: I still don't know; Benji hasn't told me yet.
Benji: Joel you are a drunken ass.
Joel: See... I'm a drunken ass... Hey, why did you call me that?
Benji: Cause you are a dumb ass.
Joel: I should freaking hit you in the face.
Paul: Joel, you need to sit down.
Benji starts laughing.
Billy: Benji?
Benji: Yes Bil...
Billy kisses Benji
Benji: Ly... um... wow.
Joel: Oh... My... God... Billy's Gay!
Paul: Joel, shhhhh
Chris starts to laugh.
Billy: Well, what do you think?
Benji: Um... well... it wasn't... bad.
Chris: Damn... Am I hearing this?!
Paul: Yes Chris, Benji liked Billy kissing him.
Joel: I think I'm going to pass out (thump)
Joel passes out
Benji: Joel wake up please, Joel?!
Paul: Benji man, he just passed out. Calm down.
Billy: Monkey bones and lizard guts, monkey bones and lizard guts.
Benji: God Billy, would you shut up about monkey bones and lizard guts?!
Billy: Sure babe... Whatever you say.
He smacks Benji and the ass and walks away.
Paul: Man, that boy is so freakin' creepy
Chris: Tell me about it.
Outside the recording studio
Benji: Where's my skateboard...? Here boy... where are you... Damnit! Where did I put that skateboard?
Five minutes later Benji finds it and is riding it around.
Benji: Woooooooooooh... aaaaahhhhhhh... look at me!! I'm flying... (Bang) Ow. I'm okay, I'm okay.
Billy: Benji, are you okay babe? I heard a crash. Are you hurt?
Benji: Yeah, I'm okay. Only my pride and dignity are broken.
Billy: Well come here and I'll fix them for you.
Benji: Billy, I like you it'd just weird that you kissed me that quick. If we start a relationship I want to start off slow.
Billy: Are you sure you want to take things slow?
Benji: Hell no, I was just joking. Let's go have sex.
Billy: Monkey Bones and Lizard guts.
So they did.
The End
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