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Paris Hilton's Worst Week Ever, And everyone else's best

by dooeyjudyann42 2 reviews

Paris Hilton Wakes up and thinking (for once in her life) Until she goes to her favorite Louis Vuitton store and she gets a big wake up to her perfect life.

Category: Paris Hilton - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [!!] - Published: 2006-10-19 - Updated: 2006-10-19 - 137 words

"Good Morning Tinkerbell" Paris wkes up with a big yawn. She gets up out of her King sized bed wrapped in pearl colored egyptian cotton bedding. like everyday She gets out and tries to find the sleasiest and sluttiest thing she could find to wear, which is hard considering all she owns is sleasey and slutty clothes. Ofcourse tinkerbell (her undersized pooch) dresses exactly the same as her hieness.
She went to her bathroom and washed up then put on her 1,000
karot diamond Hello kitty necklace, her pink diamond ring, and her platinum watch. While she walked down stairs Tinkerbell shuffled right behind her. For breakfast she had one skittle. One skittle! "Good morning princess!" Richard, her father, spoke loudly as if tireless. "it's 8:ooam daddy, don't talk so loud!"
All of the sudden the phone rang.
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