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Ed vs, Monster energy drink
5 reviewsA totally random stash of funny adventures featuring our favorite blonde aslchemist!
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Me: yeah, so this is a product of boredom and personal experience.
Ed:I am so over 5 ft. tall!!!
Me:oh, poor edward, still in denial...
Ed: I am NOT in denial!!!
Me: Ooookay then...anyway....ENJOY!
disclaimer: I don not own FMA or Monster energy drink. I have merely borrowed them and put them in my wacked out sugar high adventures!
Chpt. 1
Ed vs. Monster energy drink
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Edward sat on the steps of the Rockbell home, sipping on a very sweet drink he found.
"Wow, this stuff is good!" The blonde stated. "Wonder what it has in it...." He turned the can around, searching for the mysterious ingredients. "Ah, here it is!" he said. "Lets see, sugar,sugar, and more sugar. No wonder it's so good." He then sat back against the steps to enjoy the sugar filled drink, when a label on the can caught his eye. "Hm?" he said confused. "Do not give to children, animals, or pregnant women...?" Since he wasn't any one of those things, he continued drinking it. 'What could a little sugar hurt?' He thought.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ One hour later~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"SQUEEEEEE!!!!!" Ed screamed as he tore through the Rockbell home. "What's wrong with Ed?" Winry asked. "SQUIRRELS ATE MY BRAINS!!!!" The blonde screamed at the top of his lungs. "Oh no." Ed's younger brother Alphonse said. "Look at this." He said while looking at a can he found in the garbage. "Let me see." Winry said. "Hm...Monster energy drink.....do not give to children, animals, or pregnant women." "Wait, whats that?" Al asked while pointing to some words on the bottom of the can.
"caution: do not consume if you are under 5 ft. tall!!" "Well.." the blonde girl said. "That explains alot...."
END?
Moral of the story: Read the fine print!
Ed:I am so over 5 ft. tall!!!
Me:oh, poor edward, still in denial...
Ed: I am NOT in denial!!!
Me: Ooookay then...anyway....ENJOY!
disclaimer: I don not own FMA or Monster energy drink. I have merely borrowed them and put them in my wacked out sugar high adventures!
Chpt. 1
Ed vs. Monster energy drink
_______________________________
Edward sat on the steps of the Rockbell home, sipping on a very sweet drink he found.
"Wow, this stuff is good!" The blonde stated. "Wonder what it has in it...." He turned the can around, searching for the mysterious ingredients. "Ah, here it is!" he said. "Lets see, sugar,sugar, and more sugar. No wonder it's so good." He then sat back against the steps to enjoy the sugar filled drink, when a label on the can caught his eye. "Hm?" he said confused. "Do not give to children, animals, or pregnant women...?" Since he wasn't any one of those things, he continued drinking it. 'What could a little sugar hurt?' He thought.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ One hour later~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"SQUEEEEEE!!!!!" Ed screamed as he tore through the Rockbell home. "What's wrong with Ed?" Winry asked. "SQUIRRELS ATE MY BRAINS!!!!" The blonde screamed at the top of his lungs. "Oh no." Ed's younger brother Alphonse said. "Look at this." He said while looking at a can he found in the garbage. "Let me see." Winry said. "Hm...Monster energy drink.....do not give to children, animals, or pregnant women." "Wait, whats that?" Al asked while pointing to some words on the bottom of the can.
"caution: do not consume if you are under 5 ft. tall!!" "Well.." the blonde girl said. "That explains alot...."
END?
Moral of the story: Read the fine print!
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