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Movies for Patty cakes? Get the bucket?
2 reviewsIt starts out cliche, but trust me it gets better!
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Patrick's POV
Friday came fast & I barely knew that the week had gone by. I felt nervous because tonight Jessie & I were going to a movie I'd never heard of. Jessie was hot, but sorta loud & really flirtly. For some reason she liked me and not Pete. Surprising, I know.
"Damn! Jessie Owens. I've got 3D art with her & man is she the hottest work of art in there." I blushed but she came to mind.
"Yeah, she's really...hot." Pete punched my arm playfully. I laughed & punched him back. Joe shuffleed into my room with a mouth full of food & a sandwich in his hand, Pete leapt up.
"Food." He grabbed the sandwich from Joe & ran out my door.
"Get back here with my sandwich, you ass!" Joe stumbled after him. Oh shit, I heard a scream & the sound of breaking glass.
"It wasn't me" Pete yelled as I ran down the stairs. At the base of my stairs stood Pete, Joe, Ashley & Jools. Ashley looked up at me.
"I am so, so sorry!" She glared at Pete & Joe who stood laughing silently. Jools was giggling as she spook.
"Pete came running down the stairs like an ass as we came in and scared us and-shut up Peter!- abd we knocked over your little vase thing." Ashley blushed and looked down.
"Oops." I stepped over the shards & hugged her. Her head only made it to my chest & I smiled to myself.
"It was a piece of crap anyway." Pete rolled his eyes.
"Aww! How sweet! Now can we get you ready for your date!" Jools perked up.
"A date?" Joe nodded & & nudged ne.
"yeah with Jessica Owens." I watched the girls share a look. I then shared a look with Joe & Pete. Pete rolled his eyes dramatically.
"Can we please get Patty cakes ready for his date!"
Ashley's POV
Pete strummed Pat's guitar & I was laying upside down, hanging off Pat's bed. Pete looked over to me & laughed.
"Your boobs are pale...and big!" My jaw...shut in surprise.
"What? When have you seen my boobs?!" He laughed.
"I can see them right now." I glanced up & sure enough my boobs were barely covered by my wife beater and hoodie. I laughed.
"Don't do that, they jiggle!" I laughed even harder & Pete covered his eyes but peeked through them. I put my hands over them and rolled over.
"Why are you calling my little beautys pale? Huh?" Pete sat in front of me.
"Well your skin is so dark but ur boobs are like white." He poked my boob. I gasped & smacked his arm. He laughed.
"Thanks, Pete. Thanks a lot." He laughed,"So Pat's excited about his date, yeah?" Pete nodded.
"Well I think...are you?' I stared at him.
"Why wouldn't I be?" Avoiding the answer.
"Why would you be?" Pete tried no to smile.
"Why would-"
"Please. Ashley, just tell me. I won't say a word, I promise!" Pete pleaded. He gave me a sad little puppy dog look. Holy crap! He's adorable! How can I say no?
"I'm not exactly excited about it. I mean, Jessie dates everyone. I f she doesnt date them, then she hooks up with them at a party. And...I guess I kinda like Pat a little bit-please don't say a word!" I grabbed his face. He laughed & grabbed my face squishing my cheeks together.
"Don't worry, Ash. I won't say a word!" I smiled weakly."By the way, I can see your boob completely." I gasped & pulled up my shirt. I smacked him. He laughed loudly.
"Hey, I was doing you a favor!" I fell off the bed and on top of him.
"How, by checking out my bazooms?"
Pete's POV
I slapped Pat's butt as he walked out the door.
"Go get em tiger." I growled. He looked a little sweaty.OOps I forgot, last time he went on a date he got sick. Hmmm, this should be interesting.
Friday came fast & I barely knew that the week had gone by. I felt nervous because tonight Jessie & I were going to a movie I'd never heard of. Jessie was hot, but sorta loud & really flirtly. For some reason she liked me and not Pete. Surprising, I know.
"Damn! Jessie Owens. I've got 3D art with her & man is she the hottest work of art in there." I blushed but she came to mind.
"Yeah, she's really...hot." Pete punched my arm playfully. I laughed & punched him back. Joe shuffleed into my room with a mouth full of food & a sandwich in his hand, Pete leapt up.
"Food." He grabbed the sandwich from Joe & ran out my door.
"Get back here with my sandwich, you ass!" Joe stumbled after him. Oh shit, I heard a scream & the sound of breaking glass.
"It wasn't me" Pete yelled as I ran down the stairs. At the base of my stairs stood Pete, Joe, Ashley & Jools. Ashley looked up at me.
"I am so, so sorry!" She glared at Pete & Joe who stood laughing silently. Jools was giggling as she spook.
"Pete came running down the stairs like an ass as we came in and scared us and-shut up Peter!- abd we knocked over your little vase thing." Ashley blushed and looked down.
"Oops." I stepped over the shards & hugged her. Her head only made it to my chest & I smiled to myself.
"It was a piece of crap anyway." Pete rolled his eyes.
"Aww! How sweet! Now can we get you ready for your date!" Jools perked up.
"A date?" Joe nodded & & nudged ne.
"yeah with Jessica Owens." I watched the girls share a look. I then shared a look with Joe & Pete. Pete rolled his eyes dramatically.
"Can we please get Patty cakes ready for his date!"
Ashley's POV
Pete strummed Pat's guitar & I was laying upside down, hanging off Pat's bed. Pete looked over to me & laughed.
"Your boobs are pale...and big!" My jaw...shut in surprise.
"What? When have you seen my boobs?!" He laughed.
"I can see them right now." I glanced up & sure enough my boobs were barely covered by my wife beater and hoodie. I laughed.
"Don't do that, they jiggle!" I laughed even harder & Pete covered his eyes but peeked through them. I put my hands over them and rolled over.
"Why are you calling my little beautys pale? Huh?" Pete sat in front of me.
"Well your skin is so dark but ur boobs are like white." He poked my boob. I gasped & smacked his arm. He laughed.
"Thanks, Pete. Thanks a lot." He laughed,"So Pat's excited about his date, yeah?" Pete nodded.
"Well I think...are you?' I stared at him.
"Why wouldn't I be?" Avoiding the answer.
"Why would you be?" Pete tried no to smile.
"Why would-"
"Please. Ashley, just tell me. I won't say a word, I promise!" Pete pleaded. He gave me a sad little puppy dog look. Holy crap! He's adorable! How can I say no?
"I'm not exactly excited about it. I mean, Jessie dates everyone. I f she doesnt date them, then she hooks up with them at a party. And...I guess I kinda like Pat a little bit-please don't say a word!" I grabbed his face. He laughed & grabbed my face squishing my cheeks together.
"Don't worry, Ash. I won't say a word!" I smiled weakly."By the way, I can see your boob completely." I gasped & pulled up my shirt. I smacked him. He laughed loudly.
"Hey, I was doing you a favor!" I fell off the bed and on top of him.
"How, by checking out my bazooms?"
Pete's POV
I slapped Pat's butt as he walked out the door.
"Go get em tiger." I growled. He looked a little sweaty.OOps I forgot, last time he went on a date he got sick. Hmmm, this should be interesting.
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