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The Brown Recluse
3 reviewsA super short humor fic. After I wrote this and a friend of mine read it, they actually did it. Short, sweet, hilarious
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I get made fun of just because I'm a recluse
So one day I went to school all dressed in brown
The same group of kids that teases me everday began their daily routine of making fun of me and making me mad
So I bit the leader of the group and told him, "You should really have that checked out by your doctor."
He asked me why and I replied, "Because you've just been bitten by a brown recluse!"
So one day I went to school all dressed in brown
The same group of kids that teases me everday began their daily routine of making fun of me and making me mad
So I bit the leader of the group and told him, "You should really have that checked out by your doctor."
He asked me why and I replied, "Because you've just been bitten by a brown recluse!"
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