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Chapter 43: Harry's Harem: A review by Selene Potter

by selenepotter

Harry travels back in time to a world where Ron was the boy-who-lived. Harem Harry, Harry/Tonks/Luna/Ginny/Hermione/Padma/Rose/Parvati

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Harry, Hermione, Luna, Padma, Parvati, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2006-11-30 - Updated: 2006-11-30 - 830 words

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Chapter 43: Harry's Harem: A review by Selene Potter


Class: History of Magic, Year 1

Assignment: Name every member of Harry's Harem, list significant abilities. Extra points for each offspring named.


The Harem of Lord Harry Potter Gryffindor Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Malfoy Nott Black (plus many other names) consisted of his six wives and his sister, Rose. He re-established several family lines though each member of his harem and bestowed heirship to his houses upon his and his sister's children and grandchildren.

Harry had some very special abilities: he could fly, so fast in fact, that flying became his preferred mans of travel; he was immune to all curses, even the unforgivables; and he was also a Parseltongue. All of these abilities were passed on to his descendants. He was a horse animagis.

Lady Rose Potter (my grandmum!), was very much like a female version of her twin, was extraordinarily good at Defense Against the Dark Arts. She was resistant enough to curses that a death curse was not automatically fatal to her. Like a gunshot wound, where the curse hit her would determine whether the curse caused just a scratch or was fatal. She was the second best at flying after Harry, perhaps as well as a Firebolt racing broom. Being powered up, made her about as good a metamorphmagis as Tonks had been before the change, which gave her the ability to enlarge her clitoris so that she could penetrate her wives. All of these abilities were passed on to her descendants. She was also a Bonobo Animagis. She had two daughters by Parvati, Pricilla Potter (my mum) and Joann Huntington.

Lady Parvati Gryffindor (my grandpa!) turned out to be the best at Care of Magical Creatures. She bred many new forms of life including the ever popular bodyskins. She was able to understand and speak with any animal, including snakes. But this ability did not give her the ability to read Parselscript nor to understand humans who were using parselspeech. She was also a Seer, (though not as good a one as Luna) and could do fairly accurate readings with tarot cards, astrological charts, and tea leaves. All of these abilities were passed on to her descendants. She was also a Mongoose Animagis. She has two daughters, Glenda Gryfindor by Harry and Brenda Bosworth by Rose.

Lady Ginerva Hufflepuff turned out to be the best at Charms. She created many new and unique magical devices over the course of her life. She passed this ability on to her descendants although they had to be trained to properly use it. She was the third best at flying and was about as fast and maneuverable as a Cleansweep broom. Her Animagis form was a Pelican. She had seven sons by Harry: Arthur Hufflepuff, William Wadsworth, Charles Crabbe, Percival Prewitt, Fredrick Fudge, George Goyle, and Harold Harding.

Lady Padma Ravenclaw turned out to be the best at Artithmancy. This was due to her being a mathematical prodigy. She passed this talent on to her descendants, although some of them expressed this talent by being musical prodigies. She was also a Tigeress Animagis. She had two daughters by Harry: Radhe Ravenclaw and Dharma Diggle.

Obviously Lady N. Tonks-Black (My other granddad!) turned out to be the best at Metamorphmagery. She could transform herself into any animal and even change her sex completely enough to father children. Like the other wives, she passed her ability on to her descendants. With Harry, she had two daughters, Danae Black and Europa Umbridge and a son by Luna.

Lady Hermione Malfoy turned out to be the best at transfiguration. Anything Tonks could do to herself, Hermione could do to others. She passed this ability on to her children, although they still had to be trained to utilize their talent. She was also an Owl Animagis. She had two daughters by Harry, Melissa Malfoy and Claire Collins.

Lady Luna Nott (my other grandmum!) turned out to be the best at Divination and Legimancy. She was a true Seer. She had the ability to mind-speak as if she were a twin with both, Harry and Tonks, as well as all of her descendants. She glowed as bright as the moon and this light brightened and dimmed as the moon waxed and waned. Instead of walking, Luna tended to glide, an inch off the ground, like she was a dementor. These talents continued in her descendants. She was also a Penguin Animagis.
She had a daughter by Harry, Nuit Nott and a son by Tonks, my dad, Khonshu Lovegood.

My dad married the oldest daughters of Rose, Parvati, Hermione and Padma, as well as three muggleborns witches. Since the wives who were heir to Ladyships (Potter, Gryfindor, Malfoy and Ravenclaw) kept their last names and passed them on to their oldest children. But the muggleborns wives took on the Lovegood name, like dad.

I have a sister, Levanah Lovegood, 9 half sisters, and 3 half brothers.
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