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Chapter 44: double cousins
Harry travels back in time to a world where Ron was the boy-who-lived. Harem Harry, Harry/Tonks/Luna/Ginny/Hermione/Padma/Rose/Parvati
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Chapter 44: double cousins.
"~Today we are going to be covering a handy little spell that actually allows you to briefly reverse gravity,~" hissed Harry. "~This can be very useful indoors as it will make your opponent fall up until they hit the ceiling, then fall back to the floor. Now the command word is-~"
"HARRY JAMES POTTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SON HAS DONE!" screeched Ginny as she burst through the door.
"I didn't do it mom! Honest!" protested Harold Harding.
"Not you dear," assured Ginny, "It's you brother, Arthur."
"How come when they do something good, they're our sons, but when they do something bad they're my sons?" asked Harry.
"That's not the point!" yelled Ginny.
"Then what is the point?" asked Harry.
"The point it that YOUR SON has married Ron and May's daughter!" retorted Ginny.
Harry pinched his nose as he felt a headache coming on.
"Can this wait 'til tonight?" said Harry. "I'm teaching a class right now. Look, I'll come over for dinner and discuss it with them. I'm sure Hermione will understand."
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"So your mother tells me that you and June are married?" said Harry.
"That's right! And there's not a thing you can do about it!" said Arthur Hufflepuff.
"Son, you can't marry you own cousin," warned Harry. "She's not just your cousin, she's your double cousin! You're going to have to get an annulment."
"It's too late! We've already activated our tattoos!" yelled Harry and Ginny's son, Arthur. "Besides, she's pregnant!"
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Later, when they discussed it amongst Harry's Harem, the issue proved to be quite contentious.
"The main problem is the danger that recessive defects will express themselves in the children," said Padma. "If their genetic stock is good, this one marriage should not pose to great of a problem. In fact, before the advent of railroads, cousin marriages were quite common."
"Yeah, but it led to a lot of problems," said Hermione. "Think that we should require our descendants to marry muggleborns, otherwise, they'll end up as inbred as the purebloods."
"Who are you calling inbred?" screeched Ginny.
Calm down everybody!" admonished Harry. "Hermione's right, we need to make it a law. I mean, it was bad enough when Khonshu married a bunch of my daughters. But this is actual interfamily marriage, just like the purebloods."
We need to avoid the emergence of a caste system in our society," observed Parvati.
"Well, we can't really break up existing marriages," said Rose. "We'll have to make this law only cover future marriages."
"What doe the future hold for Arthur and June's kids?" asked Tonks.
"Seven sons, all healthy," replied Luna.
Chapter 44: double cousins.
"~Today we are going to be covering a handy little spell that actually allows you to briefly reverse gravity,~" hissed Harry. "~This can be very useful indoors as it will make your opponent fall up until they hit the ceiling, then fall back to the floor. Now the command word is-~"
"HARRY JAMES POTTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SON HAS DONE!" screeched Ginny as she burst through the door.
"I didn't do it mom! Honest!" protested Harold Harding.
"Not you dear," assured Ginny, "It's you brother, Arthur."
"How come when they do something good, they're our sons, but when they do something bad they're my sons?" asked Harry.
"That's not the point!" yelled Ginny.
"Then what is the point?" asked Harry.
"The point it that YOUR SON has married Ron and May's daughter!" retorted Ginny.
Harry pinched his nose as he felt a headache coming on.
"Can this wait 'til tonight?" said Harry. "I'm teaching a class right now. Look, I'll come over for dinner and discuss it with them. I'm sure Hermione will understand."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"So your mother tells me that you and June are married?" said Harry.
"That's right! And there's not a thing you can do about it!" said Arthur Hufflepuff.
"Son, you can't marry you own cousin," warned Harry. "She's not just your cousin, she's your double cousin! You're going to have to get an annulment."
"It's too late! We've already activated our tattoos!" yelled Harry and Ginny's son, Arthur. "Besides, she's pregnant!"
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Later, when they discussed it amongst Harry's Harem, the issue proved to be quite contentious.
"The main problem is the danger that recessive defects will express themselves in the children," said Padma. "If their genetic stock is good, this one marriage should not pose to great of a problem. In fact, before the advent of railroads, cousin marriages were quite common."
"Yeah, but it led to a lot of problems," said Hermione. "Think that we should require our descendants to marry muggleborns, otherwise, they'll end up as inbred as the purebloods."
"Who are you calling inbred?" screeched Ginny.
Calm down everybody!" admonished Harry. "Hermione's right, we need to make it a law. I mean, it was bad enough when Khonshu married a bunch of my daughters. But this is actual interfamily marriage, just like the purebloods."
We need to avoid the emergence of a caste system in our society," observed Parvati.
"Well, we can't really break up existing marriages," said Rose. "We'll have to make this law only cover future marriages."
"What doe the future hold for Arthur and June's kids?" asked Tonks.
"Seven sons, all healthy," replied Luna.
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