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"WHAT?" ARRA HISSED AS KURDA AND GAVNER OPENED THE CRATE OF SPAM AND TOOK OUT AOUT SEVEN TINS EACH
"SPAM FIGHT," KURDA SAID OPENING HIS TINS WITH HIS NAILS
ONCE GAVNER AND KURDA HAD OPENED THEIR TINS THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER SLYLY AND SCREACHED. ARRA AND MIKA WERE STILL WATCHING THEM DAZED. KURDA TOOK A FEW STEPS BACK AND GAVNER FOLLOWED THEY READIED THEMSELVES AND AIMED.
(AS VAMPIRES THEY WERE VERY STRONG AND FAST)
THEY YELLED AND LOBBED THE CONTENTS OF THE TINS AT ARRA AND MIKA. THE FAT GLOBBS OF GREASY MEAT HIT THEM SQUARE IN THE FACE AND ARRA SCREAMED. SHE WIPED THE MEAT OFF HER FACE AND STARED AT THEM WITH FORBIDING EYES SHE JUMPED OVER THE WATER WITH INCREDIBLE SPEED EVEN FOR A VAMPIRE.
ARRA SENT THEM FLYING INTO THE WALL, SPAM WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE.AT THAT MOMENT DARREN RAN IN WITH A CRATE OF CREAM PIES, HE TRIPPED OVER KURDA WHO WAS SPRAWLED ACROSS THE FLOOR, AND SENT THE PIES SOARING THROUGH THE AIR TO THE UNPROTECTED FACE OF ARRA.
MIKA GASPED WHEN HE SAW THIS HE KNEW HOW SHE WAS GOING TO REACT AND HE KNEW IT WASNT GOING TO BE PRETTY.
"YOU LITTLE *&^%$£$ IM GONNA KILL YOU!" SHE YELLED RACING FOR DARREN.MIKA RANOVER TO STOP HER FROM KILLING HIM.
KURDA AND GAVNER PICKED UP THE PIES AND SPAM AND THREW THEM AT MIKA AND ARRA. THEY WERE A CREAMY MEATY RAGING MESS. THEY CHARGED AT KURDA AND GAVNER AT FULL SPEED WITH PIES THEY HAD PICKED UP OFF THE FLOOR.
KURDA SCREACHED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND RAN INTO THE JACCUZI. GAVNER HEADED FOR THE TUNNEL BUT MIKA WAS ON HIM. ARRA WENT FOR KURDA AND PULLED HIM UP OUT OF THE WATER SPLUTTERING.
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"THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO THROW STUFF AT US," ARRA SNARLED THROWING A CHUNK OF SPAM UP AND DOWN.
"YOU BETTER LEARN FAST COZ WE COULD DO THIS FOREVER," MIKA ADDAED.
"3...2...1...GO!2 THEY SAID IN UNISON
THEY HAD TIED KURDA GAVNER AND DARREN TO A WALL AND WERE PELTING SPAM AND CREAM PIES AT THEM USING THERE FULL STRENGTH
ABOUT AN HOUR LATER WHEN ARRA AND MIKA HAD RAN OUT OF STEAM, AND SPAM, DARREN AND KURDA WERE CRYING AND GAVNER WAS BREATHING REALLY HEAVILY BUT THEY WERE STILL TIED TO THE WALL.
"OK I THINK WERE ABOUT DONE HERE, DONT YOU?" MIKA SAID RUNNING HIS HAND THROUGH HIS SEXY EMO FRINGE
"YRP LETS GO," ARRA AGREED WALKING OUT OF THE TUNNEL WITH MIKA
TEN MINUTES LATER REALISATION STRUCK GAVNER
"THEY'RE NOT COMING BACK ARE THEY." HE SIGHED
"I DONT THINK SO," KURDA LAUGHED
"OH CRAP!" DARREN SAID "I NEED THE LOO!"
yo peeps hope you liked it n thanx 4 ur reviews:
mangamistress
bex
lassy101
kalle and
robb
you peeps rock --- rock on icey crew!!!
"WHAT?" ARRA HISSED AS KURDA AND GAVNER OPENED THE CRATE OF SPAM AND TOOK OUT AOUT SEVEN TINS EACH
"SPAM FIGHT," KURDA SAID OPENING HIS TINS WITH HIS NAILS
ONCE GAVNER AND KURDA HAD OPENED THEIR TINS THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER SLYLY AND SCREACHED. ARRA AND MIKA WERE STILL WATCHING THEM DAZED. KURDA TOOK A FEW STEPS BACK AND GAVNER FOLLOWED THEY READIED THEMSELVES AND AIMED.
(AS VAMPIRES THEY WERE VERY STRONG AND FAST)
THEY YELLED AND LOBBED THE CONTENTS OF THE TINS AT ARRA AND MIKA. THE FAT GLOBBS OF GREASY MEAT HIT THEM SQUARE IN THE FACE AND ARRA SCREAMED. SHE WIPED THE MEAT OFF HER FACE AND STARED AT THEM WITH FORBIDING EYES SHE JUMPED OVER THE WATER WITH INCREDIBLE SPEED EVEN FOR A VAMPIRE.
ARRA SENT THEM FLYING INTO THE WALL, SPAM WENT ALL OVER THE PLACE.AT THAT MOMENT DARREN RAN IN WITH A CRATE OF CREAM PIES, HE TRIPPED OVER KURDA WHO WAS SPRAWLED ACROSS THE FLOOR, AND SENT THE PIES SOARING THROUGH THE AIR TO THE UNPROTECTED FACE OF ARRA.
MIKA GASPED WHEN HE SAW THIS HE KNEW HOW SHE WAS GOING TO REACT AND HE KNEW IT WASNT GOING TO BE PRETTY.
"YOU LITTLE *&^%$£$ IM GONNA KILL YOU!" SHE YELLED RACING FOR DARREN.MIKA RANOVER TO STOP HER FROM KILLING HIM.
KURDA AND GAVNER PICKED UP THE PIES AND SPAM AND THREW THEM AT MIKA AND ARRA. THEY WERE A CREAMY MEATY RAGING MESS. THEY CHARGED AT KURDA AND GAVNER AT FULL SPEED WITH PIES THEY HAD PICKED UP OFF THE FLOOR.
KURDA SCREACHED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND RAN INTO THE JACCUZI. GAVNER HEADED FOR THE TUNNEL BUT MIKA WAS ON HIM. ARRA WENT FOR KURDA AND PULLED HIM UP OUT OF THE WATER SPLUTTERING.
*
"THIS WILL TEACH YOU NOT TO THROW STUFF AT US," ARRA SNARLED THROWING A CHUNK OF SPAM UP AND DOWN.
"YOU BETTER LEARN FAST COZ WE COULD DO THIS FOREVER," MIKA ADDAED.
"3...2...1...GO!2 THEY SAID IN UNISON
THEY HAD TIED KURDA GAVNER AND DARREN TO A WALL AND WERE PELTING SPAM AND CREAM PIES AT THEM USING THERE FULL STRENGTH
ABOUT AN HOUR LATER WHEN ARRA AND MIKA HAD RAN OUT OF STEAM, AND SPAM, DARREN AND KURDA WERE CRYING AND GAVNER WAS BREATHING REALLY HEAVILY BUT THEY WERE STILL TIED TO THE WALL.
"OK I THINK WERE ABOUT DONE HERE, DONT YOU?" MIKA SAID RUNNING HIS HAND THROUGH HIS SEXY EMO FRINGE
"YRP LETS GO," ARRA AGREED WALKING OUT OF THE TUNNEL WITH MIKA
TEN MINUTES LATER REALISATION STRUCK GAVNER
"THEY'RE NOT COMING BACK ARE THEY." HE SIGHED
"I DONT THINK SO," KURDA LAUGHED
"OH CRAP!" DARREN SAID "I NEED THE LOO!"
yo peeps hope you liked it n thanx 4 ur reviews:
mangamistress
bex
lassy101
kalle and
robb
you peeps rock --- rock on icey crew!!!
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