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The Petrifying Business

by LordSora 0 reviews

Mustadio and Beowulf using their skills to make gil.

Category: Final Fantasy Tactics - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Beowulf, Mustadio - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2006-12-12 - Updated: 2006-12-12 - 106 words - Complete

Mustadio and Beowulf's Business!

MUSTADIO: Dude! I just petrified a Skeleton!

BEOWULF: That's nothing! I made 5000 gil with that Behemoth!

MUSTADIO: Hey! Why don't we go into business? You Zombie 'em, I petrify 'em!

BEOWULF: Hmm, it could work...

5 Battles Later...

BEOWULF: Let's see... we have 21 Goblins, 13 Cuars, 42 Chocobos, and 1 Knight. Wait, why'd we take the Knight? We can't sell humans!

MUSTADIO: Right.. uses a Soft

KNIGHT: You idiots! You were gonna sell me!? Take this! uses Armor Break

BEOWULF: Fool... it's called Maintenance. kills the Knight

MUSTADIO: Let's sell these things!

They made 160,000 gil on all the monsters they petrified.
What a profit!

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