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Grab My Ass!
4 reviewsOkay this extremely long chapter is all about Gerard's crazy first day at the hospital. What's so weird? Read and find out. P.S. Hope the humor makes up for the long wait.
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They all piled out of the ambulance and followed Gerard's gurney into the local hospital. While Emma was taken away from Charlotte and to the children's hospital that was about ten minutes away, Gerard's eyes slowly blinked open with a small moan.
"Gee?" Mikey ran over to the side of the moving gurney.
"Shit, what happened Mikey?"
"Sir, I'm sorry you can't come any further," the paramedic said while passing through two, huge swinging doors.
"Come on babe we got to go see the receptionist." Alicia grabbed Mikey's hand and led him to the front desk.
"Hi, we're here for Gerard Way," Alicia said politely. The receptionist looked up from her work.
"Alright well just take a seat and the doctor will be with you shortly." she smiled and went back to her work.
As they were walking to the chairs Mikey muttered under his breath "I don't see how she can be so nice when something like this happens."
During the twenty minutes they were waiting, Alicia, Mikey, and Charlotte just sat there staring at the wall, floor, or even each other. And as they almost started to think they would never again see Gerard, a man in a white lab coat walked in.
"Is the family of a Mr. Gerard Way here?"
Mikey raised his hand, not knowing if his voice would be of any help.
"How is he doc?" Charlotte's shaky voice asked as the doctor moved towards them.
"Well, as you may have noticed deep cuts have been made on most of his arms, legs, and a little of his head. He also twisted his ankle and I won't be able to say for sure until the x-rays come in, but I think he may have broken his left arm."
Mikey put his face in his hands for moment then looked back up at the middle-aged man.
"But he'll be okay?" It looked as though his tears were trying with all their might to get past his eyes but none of them could get through.
"Yes, sir. Although he'll have to stay here for about a week he should be okay. If you like you can see him now. He's in room 306." He pointed towards the doors he came through and Mikey rushed through both of the doors as if Gerard were chasing him around in his batman suit and Mikey were the joker when they were kids.
"Gerard? Gee where are you?" the girls could hear Mikey calling, still in the waiting room.
"Baby, calm down! Mikey come here! Charlotte you go ahead and find Gerard we'll catch up with you later."
So off went Charlotte, in search of a torn up Gerard she never wanted to see in the first place. Why couldn't she just have waited for Mikey to settle down? "He couldn't really help it though. His love his brother is just so strong he can't contain. But wow does he have a weird way of showing it." She could still hear him calling his brother. "I wonder if any of their fans are here. If they are they're probably trying to find him too. Huh, maybe we could help each other, maybe form an alliance or something. They get Gee on weekends and I have him on weekdays. No, he doesn't deserve such a terrible fate he's already in the hspital, what was I thinking?"
Finally, she found the 300 wing and started scaling the walls for 306. 302, 303, 304, 305, at last! Room 306 was right in front of her. Charlotte reached for the doorknob and turned it with such slowness. She really didn't know whether she did it for her own pleasure in dramatic effect or what but either way she got what she had been waiting for. Gerard was asleep on his gurney, the only sound you could hear was the "beep" of the monitor next to him. Charlotte didn't want to wake the dreaming angel so she watched him from afar. He woke up when he heard Charlotte giggling at a small snort he had made.
"Hey, baby," was all he said. Then he held up his arms, waiting for a hug.
"Hey," she squeezed him in arms, forgetting about the car accident.
"Wow, babe, babe, babe," Charlotte finally realized he was talking to her and let go completely, taking a step back from Gerard's side. He just smiled, forgetting his pain.
"I'm sorry," she said returning to him. "You just looked so peaceful while you were sleeping I forgot about everything." He looked into her eyes a moment then he ,as well, remembered why he was there.
"What happened to the kid in the street?" he demanded.
"It was Emma, she's alright though, you only got her on the hip she's not as bad as you."
"Oh, my god, what have I done?" Gerard put his perfectly sculpted face in his hands in the same way Mikey had done just minutes before.
Charlotte put her arms Gerard's shoulders and said "It's okay Gee, it's okay."
"No it's not, Char! I hit a poor little eight year with my car!" she could hear him sniffling now.
Charlotte knew there was nothing she could say that would help so she got on his bed and put her head on his shoulder. Then, she kissed his cheek and with her other hand, stroked his hair while swaying to the sides a little.
"You know it's funny. My grandmother would always use this same routine whenever I was down." This made his tears fall faster on his scared face. Charlotte just smiled and continued her movements. After about 5 minutes of this, Mikey burst through the door.
"Gerard!"
"Mikey!" Gerard's face lit up just like a little kid, until Mikey jumped on him and pushed him off the bed.
"OWWW!!!!!!!" They were all sure Gerard's screams could be heard from Italy.
"Dude, I'm so sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't tell mom!" Gerard just looked at him like he were a mutated spider or something.
"Sorry, force of habit."
"Whatever, just help me up."
"Fine," so Mikey grabbed Gerard's arms and pulled. But his arms were sore so he grabbed his legs, they were sore too.
"Dude, where doesn't it hurt?" an agitated Mikey asked.
"Grab my ass!!"
"What?"
"It's the only way!"
"Charlotte!"
"No way this is a bonding moment for you two," Charlotte said while moving towards the corner Alicia was standing in.
"Mikey, do you want me to lie here all day or do you want to be a good brother and grab my ass?" Gerard was obviously enjoying Mikey's feeling towards the ass-grabbing so he pushed it a little further,
"Mikey, just pretend like we're at camp again!"
"Yo, you pinky swore you'd never talk about that!" Gerard just smiled at the comment.
"What exactly happened at camp?" asked an intrigued Alicia.
"Grab my ass Mikey or I'll tell," Gerard said with a Cheshire cat grin on.
"Damn you," was all he said with a mad expression while flipping Gerard over in his backless gown and pulling his ass up onto the bed, while the girls laughed histerically.
"I love you Mikey!" Gerard thanked in a little kid's voice.
"Yeah, yeah," Mikey mumbled.
"Now do it again!"
"Gerard!"
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Sorry it took so long for this chapter, but its long, so by the time you finish reading it I'll probably be done with the next chapter.
"Gee?" Mikey ran over to the side of the moving gurney.
"Shit, what happened Mikey?"
"Sir, I'm sorry you can't come any further," the paramedic said while passing through two, huge swinging doors.
"Come on babe we got to go see the receptionist." Alicia grabbed Mikey's hand and led him to the front desk.
"Hi, we're here for Gerard Way," Alicia said politely. The receptionist looked up from her work.
"Alright well just take a seat and the doctor will be with you shortly." she smiled and went back to her work.
As they were walking to the chairs Mikey muttered under his breath "I don't see how she can be so nice when something like this happens."
During the twenty minutes they were waiting, Alicia, Mikey, and Charlotte just sat there staring at the wall, floor, or even each other. And as they almost started to think they would never again see Gerard, a man in a white lab coat walked in.
"Is the family of a Mr. Gerard Way here?"
Mikey raised his hand, not knowing if his voice would be of any help.
"How is he doc?" Charlotte's shaky voice asked as the doctor moved towards them.
"Well, as you may have noticed deep cuts have been made on most of his arms, legs, and a little of his head. He also twisted his ankle and I won't be able to say for sure until the x-rays come in, but I think he may have broken his left arm."
Mikey put his face in his hands for moment then looked back up at the middle-aged man.
"But he'll be okay?" It looked as though his tears were trying with all their might to get past his eyes but none of them could get through.
"Yes, sir. Although he'll have to stay here for about a week he should be okay. If you like you can see him now. He's in room 306." He pointed towards the doors he came through and Mikey rushed through both of the doors as if Gerard were chasing him around in his batman suit and Mikey were the joker when they were kids.
"Gerard? Gee where are you?" the girls could hear Mikey calling, still in the waiting room.
"Baby, calm down! Mikey come here! Charlotte you go ahead and find Gerard we'll catch up with you later."
So off went Charlotte, in search of a torn up Gerard she never wanted to see in the first place. Why couldn't she just have waited for Mikey to settle down? "He couldn't really help it though. His love his brother is just so strong he can't contain. But wow does he have a weird way of showing it." She could still hear him calling his brother. "I wonder if any of their fans are here. If they are they're probably trying to find him too. Huh, maybe we could help each other, maybe form an alliance or something. They get Gee on weekends and I have him on weekdays. No, he doesn't deserve such a terrible fate he's already in the hspital, what was I thinking?"
Finally, she found the 300 wing and started scaling the walls for 306. 302, 303, 304, 305, at last! Room 306 was right in front of her. Charlotte reached for the doorknob and turned it with such slowness. She really didn't know whether she did it for her own pleasure in dramatic effect or what but either way she got what she had been waiting for. Gerard was asleep on his gurney, the only sound you could hear was the "beep" of the monitor next to him. Charlotte didn't want to wake the dreaming angel so she watched him from afar. He woke up when he heard Charlotte giggling at a small snort he had made.
"Hey, baby," was all he said. Then he held up his arms, waiting for a hug.
"Hey," she squeezed him in arms, forgetting about the car accident.
"Wow, babe, babe, babe," Charlotte finally realized he was talking to her and let go completely, taking a step back from Gerard's side. He just smiled, forgetting his pain.
"I'm sorry," she said returning to him. "You just looked so peaceful while you were sleeping I forgot about everything." He looked into her eyes a moment then he ,as well, remembered why he was there.
"What happened to the kid in the street?" he demanded.
"It was Emma, she's alright though, you only got her on the hip she's not as bad as you."
"Oh, my god, what have I done?" Gerard put his perfectly sculpted face in his hands in the same way Mikey had done just minutes before.
Charlotte put her arms Gerard's shoulders and said "It's okay Gee, it's okay."
"No it's not, Char! I hit a poor little eight year with my car!" she could hear him sniffling now.
Charlotte knew there was nothing she could say that would help so she got on his bed and put her head on his shoulder. Then, she kissed his cheek and with her other hand, stroked his hair while swaying to the sides a little.
"You know it's funny. My grandmother would always use this same routine whenever I was down." This made his tears fall faster on his scared face. Charlotte just smiled and continued her movements. After about 5 minutes of this, Mikey burst through the door.
"Gerard!"
"Mikey!" Gerard's face lit up just like a little kid, until Mikey jumped on him and pushed him off the bed.
"OWWW!!!!!!!" They were all sure Gerard's screams could be heard from Italy.
"Dude, I'm so sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't tell mom!" Gerard just looked at him like he were a mutated spider or something.
"Sorry, force of habit."
"Whatever, just help me up."
"Fine," so Mikey grabbed Gerard's arms and pulled. But his arms were sore so he grabbed his legs, they were sore too.
"Dude, where doesn't it hurt?" an agitated Mikey asked.
"Grab my ass!!"
"What?"
"It's the only way!"
"Charlotte!"
"No way this is a bonding moment for you two," Charlotte said while moving towards the corner Alicia was standing in.
"Mikey, do you want me to lie here all day or do you want to be a good brother and grab my ass?" Gerard was obviously enjoying Mikey's feeling towards the ass-grabbing so he pushed it a little further,
"Mikey, just pretend like we're at camp again!"
"Yo, you pinky swore you'd never talk about that!" Gerard just smiled at the comment.
"What exactly happened at camp?" asked an intrigued Alicia.
"Grab my ass Mikey or I'll tell," Gerard said with a Cheshire cat grin on.
"Damn you," was all he said with a mad expression while flipping Gerard over in his backless gown and pulling his ass up onto the bed, while the girls laughed histerically.
"I love you Mikey!" Gerard thanked in a little kid's voice.
"Yeah, yeah," Mikey mumbled.
"Now do it again!"
"Gerard!"
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Sorry it took so long for this chapter, but its long, so by the time you finish reading it I'll probably be done with the next chapter.
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