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Putting Austria onto the map of ficwad
24 reviewsLet's take a look at Austrian exports: Hitler, Arnold, Mozart and Hedwig. Maybe it's just the bad company, but for some reason Wiggie's already my favorite.
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The Curse of the Curls
(#) whatkatydid 2007-01-02
"So how's your trombone playing? Haven't heard you play lately," Dad tried to strike up a conversation at the breakfast table. Sometimes I really would like to be able to go back in time to when he and Mom hooked up. I wonder if he's always been that laid-back and kind of timid. TROMBONE???? A TROMBONE????!!?!?! Didn't they get banned in like 1998 for being too hideous?? Loving how she see's he's timid. Abuse that weakness Kyle!!!!!Author's response
You got it. Kyle is an asshole... I wonder where she got that from. :)The Curse of the Curls
(#) whatkatydid 2007-01-02
/"What did I do now?!" I defended myself. "Maybe she needs to take a possum pill."**
/ I esepcially loved the two little starts you put next to this sentence - do they mean something?The Curse of the Curls
(#) whatkatydid 2007-01-02
/"Yes, sweetheart?"
/ Again, I was slightly aroused....The Curse of the Curls
(#) whatkatydid 2007-01-02
"I have no idea, Dad. But... did I mention she's a huuuge Fall Out Boy fan? She has like all your CDs! Even the limited single edition of 'Tell That Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes That Nobody puts Sugar In the Corner When it's Time to Dance, Dance On Saturday'."* WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! GO KYLE - ABUSE YOUR POSITION!!! you are doss.The Curse of the Curls
(#) whatkatydid 2007-01-02
/"Why, it's my pleasure, mother!" I called back, grinning at the sounds of sweet revenge for years of controling my life.
/ I love that kid. I'd hate to have her, but i like reading about her....Author's response
Yes. That's why I want a son. Or a pony. Not sure yet.The Curse of the Curls
(#) whatkatydid 2007-01-02
"Hello, Hedwig," Despite your clear reference to Hedwig as female, I thought she was totally male until the last part.....Author's response
Wha-wha-what?! Hedwig is a girl's name. Unlike "Kyle"...The Curse of the Curls
(#) whatkatydid 2007-01-02
/My father expertly interpreted Mom's facial expression and chose the only option there is in a case like this: hi-tail it outta here.
/ sniggers He can hi-tail it over to my place if he wants....The Curse of the Curls
(#) riaryder 2007-01-02
You are one funny Austrian nutjob. Def my favourite chapter so far. You rock.
And I have to point out that I think your wife is developing some of your mentalist tendencies. Just keep a wee eye on her, k? Have a point :-)Author's response
Thanks. We're back to calling me insane, I see. (SEE, CECE?! This is what I was talking about...) ;)
Are you insulting my wife? ARE YOU?! glares Stop it. For that is my job. :) ;)
Thank you. Have a Ball of Mozart in return?The Curse of the Curls
(#) jessiearei 2007-01-02
hahaha mozart balls!
i love your new word inventions!
tis amazing!
keep the updates coming!Author's response
They taste AWESOME!
Thank you very much. Your reviews rock mozart-balls style!The Curse of the Curls
(#) bandgeekfreak 2007-01-04
I'm obsessed with the rock musical "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" (Good movie, good music) so whenever I read "Hedwig" I think she's a drag queen...Author's response
I googled that. Sounds insane. So it must be pretty nifty. Okay... at least you don't think of an owl.
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