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Monkey Say, Monkey Mean

by Eternatis 0 reviews

No means no. Yes means yes. Silence means whatever she feels like and can change without warning. Gossip just means you owe her your soul because whatever you did was BAD.

Category: Pet Shop of Horrors - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst - Characters: Jill, Leon - Warnings: [!!!] - Published: 2007-01-14 - Updated: 2007-01-14 - 184 words

Dear Leon,
You bastard. You complete and utter bastard. Don't give me any excuses; I KNOW. I heard you telling the chief, remember? You didn't give HIM the full story any more than you gave it me.
I never thought I'd say this - never thought I'd have to - but I miss you. It's like the world's turned upside down. There's no Hurricane Leon coming in yelling curses, trying to blame the weather on D, turning the breathing air white
Yes I even miss your chain-smoking. God help me.

Jill took her glasses off, wiped her eyes.

Put her glasses back on, opened a new file.

A few days later, Leon managed to find an internet cafe and check his email. Four tons of spam, a few porn-site emails that he didn't dare open in a public place, and an email from Jill.

Dear Leon
So how've you been? Would it kill you to CALL occasionally? The Chief says to tell you that your replacement is even lazier than you, and I'll believe it. He's cute though. And a NON-SMOKER! Rob and his girlfriend are...
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