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chapter 1. Kairi

by angel_of_life2345 1 review

13 reasons why kairi sucks. will except requests for other characters. i was really bored.

Category: Kingdom Hearts - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Characters: Kairi - Published: 2006-09-24 - Updated: 2006-09-24 - 185 words

-1TrainWreck
ok. this is basically something i did while i was bored. i decided to list reasons why kairi sucks in kh1, CoM, and kh2


in kh1
1. She liked Riku and Sora fighting ove her attention
2. riku said she was as lazy as sora (or implied it)
3.her head and feet are HUGE!
4.she told sora to just take the raft and go, leaving riku behind.
5.i found at least 3 sites that are 'we hate kairi' sites.
6. she is one of the seven princesses but she dosent have a truelly pure heart (ask me if your confused on this one)
in CoM
1. she never really appeared.
2. Sora was smart enough to forget her. but stupid enough to remember her.

in kh2
1. Her outfit got even skimpier
2. all the mass from her head and feet when to her hips.
3.She got kindnapped by the orginazation.
4. She got the gayest looking keyblade on the planet.
5. She chose the stupidest guy on Kingdom hearts for a boyfreind (sora) rather than hot and cool riku.

you can request others. and even give me reasons why they are lame or stupid
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