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RANDOMISH PENCILS
3 reviewsA LOAD OF RUBBISH IN A JAR. PLEASE REVIEW YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO READ IT JUST REVIEW TO SAY HI AND STUFF.
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HI MY NAME IS FLIM-FLIM (WITH 2 FLIMS.) I AM A GREEN HB PENCIL AND I LIVE IN A JAR I AM GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT ME AND MY FRIEND FLOM-FLOM (WITH 2 FLOMS) SO HERE GOES:
IT WAS A SUNNY DAY AND ME AND FLOM-FLOM SAT IN OUR JAR. WE WERE SUNBATHING WITH SOME OF THE EMO PENS FROM ROUND THE RIM WHEN WE HEARD LIAM (OUR OWNER)S VOICE, HE WAS OUT SIDE PLAYING WITH HIS DOG- RABBIT.
"WHAT A LOVELY DAY" I NOTED
"YES IT IS" FLOM-FLOM AGREED
"DUDE IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I AM GONNA DRAW ALL OVER YOU" SAID ONE OF THE EMO PENS.
WHILE WE WERE ARGUING LIAM APPEARED IN THE ROOM. JUST SO YOU KNOW WE TALK IN SUCH HIGH PITCHED VOICES THAT PEOPLE CANT HEAR US. HE CAME OVER AND SHOUTED DOWN AT HIS MOTHER THAT HE WOULD GET A PENCIL TO HELP CLEAN THE BLOCKED LAWN MOWER.
ME AND FLOM-FLOM LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND PREYED THAT IT WOULDNT BE US BUT FLOM-FLOM WAS TOO LATE.LIAMS CHUBBY HANDS REACHED DOWN AND GRABBED FLOM-FLOM BY THE RUBBER AND PULLED HIM OUT
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I SHOUTED HOPPING TOWARDS HIM
"AAAGGGHHHHHHHH!" HE YELLED "TELL MY MOTHER I LOVE HER!"
"WERE PENCILS YOU TWIT WE DONT HAVE MOTHERS YOU BIG DOUGH BALL"
"OH" HE SIGHED "WELL TELL MY FATHER I LOVE HIM"
"WE DONT HAVE FATHERS EITHER, HONESTLY SOMETIMES I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HUMAN. JUST GO YOU ARE DISGRACING HBS EVERYWHERE!"
LIAM VANISHED OUT THE DOOR AND THAT WAS THE END OF FLOM-FLOM.
I SWEAR I CAN STILL HEAR HIS SCREAMS AS THE LAWN MOWER SWITCHED BACK ON. SNIFF I JUST HOPE IM NOT NEXT TO GO.
IT WAS A SUNNY DAY AND ME AND FLOM-FLOM SAT IN OUR JAR. WE WERE SUNBATHING WITH SOME OF THE EMO PENS FROM ROUND THE RIM WHEN WE HEARD LIAM (OUR OWNER)S VOICE, HE WAS OUT SIDE PLAYING WITH HIS DOG- RABBIT.
"WHAT A LOVELY DAY" I NOTED
"YES IT IS" FLOM-FLOM AGREED
"DUDE IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I AM GONNA DRAW ALL OVER YOU" SAID ONE OF THE EMO PENS.
WHILE WE WERE ARGUING LIAM APPEARED IN THE ROOM. JUST SO YOU KNOW WE TALK IN SUCH HIGH PITCHED VOICES THAT PEOPLE CANT HEAR US. HE CAME OVER AND SHOUTED DOWN AT HIS MOTHER THAT HE WOULD GET A PENCIL TO HELP CLEAN THE BLOCKED LAWN MOWER.
ME AND FLOM-FLOM LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND PREYED THAT IT WOULDNT BE US BUT FLOM-FLOM WAS TOO LATE.LIAMS CHUBBY HANDS REACHED DOWN AND GRABBED FLOM-FLOM BY THE RUBBER AND PULLED HIM OUT
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" I SHOUTED HOPPING TOWARDS HIM
"AAAGGGHHHHHHHH!" HE YELLED "TELL MY MOTHER I LOVE HER!"
"WERE PENCILS YOU TWIT WE DONT HAVE MOTHERS YOU BIG DOUGH BALL"
"OH" HE SIGHED "WELL TELL MY FATHER I LOVE HIM"
"WE DONT HAVE FATHERS EITHER, HONESTLY SOMETIMES I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HUMAN. JUST GO YOU ARE DISGRACING HBS EVERYWHERE!"
LIAM VANISHED OUT THE DOOR AND THAT WAS THE END OF FLOM-FLOM.
I SWEAR I CAN STILL HEAR HIS SCREAMS AS THE LAWN MOWER SWITCHED BACK ON. SNIFF I JUST HOPE IM NOT NEXT TO GO.
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