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I LOVE MR SHAN BOOKS I LOVE FIT EMO DUDES (MMMMM EMO DUDES) AND I LOVE MIKA SO I PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER (REMEMBER FOLKS MIKA HAS A SEXY BLACK EMO FRINGE) ENJOY!!
MIKA LAY ALONE IN HIS COFFIN, HE WAS WEARING A PAIR OF LONG BLACK SHORTS AND SOME ETNIES SKATER SHOES (YES TINA THEY ARE GREEN AND BLACK)AND HE WAS TOPLESSS HE WAS THINKING ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH THE JACUZZI ARRA AND THE SPAM.
AT THE THOUGHT OF SPAM HE SAT UP SUDDENLY, HE STILL HAD A CRATE OF IT HIDDEN IN ONE OF THE LOWER CAVES. HE JUMPED OUT OF HIS COFFIN AND WALKED DOWN TO THE CAVE.
ON THE WAY HE BUMPED INTO GAVNER WHO WAS RUBBING THE ROPE BURNS ON HIS WRISTS.
"HEY!" SAID GAVNER CHEERFULLY
"SUP!" REPLIED MIKA AND KEPT ON WALKING. GAVNER SIGHED AND TURNED AWAY
MIKA DISSAPEARED AROUND THE CORNER OF THE TUNNEL
"HEY WAIT,"MIKA YELLED CATCHING BACK UP WITH GAVNER "DO YUO AND KURDA WANT TO GET SOME REVENGE ON ARRA FOR WHAT SHE DID TO YOU GUYS?"
"HELL YEAH!" GAVNER SAID
"RIGHT GO AND TELL KURDA ABOUT IT AND MEET ME AND ARRA IN THAT ABANDONED CAVE NEXT TO WHERE THE JACUZZIS ARE" HE GRINNED THEN ADDED "OH AND BE PREPARED FOR SOME SERIOUS SPAMTASTIC ARSE WHIPPING. ARRA WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT HER!" THEY SET OFF AROUND THE CORNER SMILING WICKEDLY TO THEM SELVES. THIS WAS GONNA BE FUN!!!
I LOVE MR SHAN BOOKS I LOVE FIT EMO DUDES (MMMMM EMO DUDES) AND I LOVE MIKA SO I PUT THEM ALL TOGETHER (REMEMBER FOLKS MIKA HAS A SEXY BLACK EMO FRINGE) ENJOY!!
MIKA LAY ALONE IN HIS COFFIN, HE WAS WEARING A PAIR OF LONG BLACK SHORTS AND SOME ETNIES SKATER SHOES (YES TINA THEY ARE GREEN AND BLACK)AND HE WAS TOPLESSS HE WAS THINKING ABOUT HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH THE JACUZZI ARRA AND THE SPAM.
AT THE THOUGHT OF SPAM HE SAT UP SUDDENLY, HE STILL HAD A CRATE OF IT HIDDEN IN ONE OF THE LOWER CAVES. HE JUMPED OUT OF HIS COFFIN AND WALKED DOWN TO THE CAVE.
ON THE WAY HE BUMPED INTO GAVNER WHO WAS RUBBING THE ROPE BURNS ON HIS WRISTS.
"HEY!" SAID GAVNER CHEERFULLY
"SUP!" REPLIED MIKA AND KEPT ON WALKING. GAVNER SIGHED AND TURNED AWAY
MIKA DISSAPEARED AROUND THE CORNER OF THE TUNNEL
"HEY WAIT,"MIKA YELLED CATCHING BACK UP WITH GAVNER "DO YUO AND KURDA WANT TO GET SOME REVENGE ON ARRA FOR WHAT SHE DID TO YOU GUYS?"
"HELL YEAH!" GAVNER SAID
"RIGHT GO AND TELL KURDA ABOUT IT AND MEET ME AND ARRA IN THAT ABANDONED CAVE NEXT TO WHERE THE JACUZZIS ARE" HE GRINNED THEN ADDED "OH AND BE PREPARED FOR SOME SERIOUS SPAMTASTIC ARSE WHIPPING. ARRA WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HIT HER!" THEY SET OFF AROUND THE CORNER SMILING WICKEDLY TO THEM SELVES. THIS WAS GONNA BE FUN!!!
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