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Keanu finds himself
Dodging bullets in 3D.
"Whoa, I am the One."

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Morpheus finds Neo;
But fulfilling prophecy
Needs Trinity's lips.

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Agents all around,
All say the One won't be found.
Oracle says, "Ha."

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Kickin' and punchin'
And now Neo is flyin'
What's next? Heat vision?

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Zion in danger,
Machines coming. What to do?
Throw a big party.

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Blah, blah, blah, they go.
Spare me the lectures and just
Give me Orgasm Cake(tm).