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"I'd rather be a creature in the night than an old dude" Gerard said at the ageing cream commercial
"I never took interest in these commercials; the never worked" I looked over at the TV
"Why? Did you try it before?" Bob asked
"No. But my grandma tried; and she still looks like an old fart"
They all laughed
"Speaking about it; how is you're grandma?" frank turned his head away from the football game
"I don't know; haven't really talked to her yet, last time I did she was okay"
"Oh" he said blankly
"Hey you wanna here something?" Gerard asked
"Sure" we all returned
"The devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes every day, he's probably bored as hell."
"I sware you people are off topic more and more everyday" I looked blankly at the TV
"You know if I reveled my secret identity; the world would go to shit" frank blurted out
"Yea..." I looked over to him; backing away slightly
"I can't handle that" Mikey came out
"Hmm; you need an open mind my friend"
"Frank shut up"
"What did I do?"
"Yea gee; what did he do?" I looked at him
"I don't know; I felt like saying it"
"You wacko" I stared
"You no grammar" he said back
"No you either"
"Me no"
We all laughed and looked at the TV for a bit
"Hey Frank" Mikey asked
"Hmm?"
"Did you read the new Ellen Degeneres book?"
"Yea"
"What did you think?"
"It made me a fuckin lesbian!"
"You're a girl!?" I backed away
"NO, NO!" he yelled surprised
"Yes you are" I gave a smirk
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Not"
"Too"
"Not"
"Not"
"Too"
"Ha! I got you!" I laughed
"Damn it" he snapped his fingers
"Yes; but you're my girl!" I said curling up to his chest
"And you're my guy" he smirked back
"I can change my mind"
"Never mind"
We laughed and finished watching the football game.

Sorry they are getting short; but i want to update! Would you like it to be short and quick update; or long and long update? Tell me by REVEIWING!! And telling me how the story was won't hurt