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THE OPPOSITE intro
3 reviewsEVERYTHING IS THE OPPOSITE. IT CAUSES SOME WIERD STUFF TO HAPPEN PART 1 OF A FEW
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YO RETARDS OF THE WORLD!!! HEY =D
DISCLAIMER I DONT OWN NUFING COZ MR SHAN OWNS THE WORLD
NOW PICTURE THIS YOU ARE A TEENAGE BOY LIVING INSIDE A MOUNTAIN WITH A BUNCH OF OLDER SWEATY MEN AND A FEW WOMEN TOO.
YOU GOT IT?
NOW PICTURE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT
ENJOY.
DARREN WOKE UP AND ROLLED OUT OF HIS HAMMOCK HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR TO FIND THAT HE WAS A 37 YEAR OLD BLONDE WOMAN.
HE SCREAMED. HIS VOICE WAS ALL HIGH PITCHED AND GIRLIE (DUH)
A GINGER HAIRED LITTLE GIRL WALKED PAST HIS DOOR AND THEN CIRCLED BACK
"OMG DARRENNA YOU LIKE REALLY HAVE TO BRUSH YOURE HAIR ITS DISGUSTING." IT WAS THE GIRL VERSION OF LARTEN
DARRENNA WALKED OUT OF HIS CELL AND UP TO THE HALL OF PRINCES WHERE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING THE PRINCES AND ARRA TO TALK BUSINESS.
HE RAN UP THE MOUNTAIN IN HIS STILETTOES AND HIS MINI SKIRT IN HIS OPINION HE LOOKED LIKE A HOOKER BUT SO DID ALL THE OTHER FEMALES HE PASSED.
HE SLAPPED ON SOME BRIGHT RED LIPPIE FROM A LITTLE BAG HE HAD ON HIS SHOULDER.
HE GREETED THE GUARDS AT THE DOOR AND THEY WAVED HIM INTO THE HALL OF PRINCES.
WHEN HE GOT THERE HE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO A GIANT GAME OF TIG. THERE WAS JIGSAWS AND PLAY DOH ALL OVER THE FLOOR.IT WAS A MESS!
A REALLY UNBUFF WEAK TEENAGE BOY (ARRA)WAS CHASING THE REST OF THE KIDS AND HE COULDNT CATCH UP WITH ANY OF THEM.
DARREN HAD TO THINK THIS OVER SO;
MR C WAS A GINGER HAIRED LITTLE GIRL
ARRA WAS A WEAK TEENAGE BOY
KURDA WAS A STRONG 20 ODD YEAR OLD GIRL
MIKA WAS A WEAK LITTLE SKINNY GOTHIC TEENAGE GIRL
PARIS SKYLE WAS A BABY GIRL SITTING GIGGLING IN THE CORNER
AND HE WAS A 37 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO MISSED OUT ON PLAYING WITH PLAY DOH
HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN OR WHO THE HELL DRUGGED HIM?
DISCLAIMER I DONT OWN NUFING COZ MR SHAN OWNS THE WORLD
NOW PICTURE THIS YOU ARE A TEENAGE BOY LIVING INSIDE A MOUNTAIN WITH A BUNCH OF OLDER SWEATY MEN AND A FEW WOMEN TOO.
YOU GOT IT?
NOW PICTURE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THAT
ENJOY.
DARREN WOKE UP AND ROLLED OUT OF HIS HAMMOCK HE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR TO FIND THAT HE WAS A 37 YEAR OLD BLONDE WOMAN.
HE SCREAMED. HIS VOICE WAS ALL HIGH PITCHED AND GIRLIE (DUH)
A GINGER HAIRED LITTLE GIRL WALKED PAST HIS DOOR AND THEN CIRCLED BACK
"OMG DARRENNA YOU LIKE REALLY HAVE TO BRUSH YOURE HAIR ITS DISGUSTING." IT WAS THE GIRL VERSION OF LARTEN
DARRENNA WALKED OUT OF HIS CELL AND UP TO THE HALL OF PRINCES WHERE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING THE PRINCES AND ARRA TO TALK BUSINESS.
HE RAN UP THE MOUNTAIN IN HIS STILETTOES AND HIS MINI SKIRT IN HIS OPINION HE LOOKED LIKE A HOOKER BUT SO DID ALL THE OTHER FEMALES HE PASSED.
HE SLAPPED ON SOME BRIGHT RED LIPPIE FROM A LITTLE BAG HE HAD ON HIS SHOULDER.
HE GREETED THE GUARDS AT THE DOOR AND THEY WAVED HIM INTO THE HALL OF PRINCES.
WHEN HE GOT THERE HE WALKED STRAIGHT INTO A GIANT GAME OF TIG. THERE WAS JIGSAWS AND PLAY DOH ALL OVER THE FLOOR.IT WAS A MESS!
A REALLY UNBUFF WEAK TEENAGE BOY (ARRA)WAS CHASING THE REST OF THE KIDS AND HE COULDNT CATCH UP WITH ANY OF THEM.
DARREN HAD TO THINK THIS OVER SO;
MR C WAS A GINGER HAIRED LITTLE GIRL
ARRA WAS A WEAK TEENAGE BOY
KURDA WAS A STRONG 20 ODD YEAR OLD GIRL
MIKA WAS A WEAK LITTLE SKINNY GOTHIC TEENAGE GIRL
PARIS SKYLE WAS A BABY GIRL SITTING GIGGLING IN THE CORNER
AND HE WAS A 37 YEAR OLD WOMAN WHO MISSED OUT ON PLAYING WITH PLAY DOH
HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN OR WHO THE HELL DRUGGED HIM?
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