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An Emo Eskimo, The Band Looking Like Radioactive Racoons, and Frankie as...a Maybelline Model?

by EmoAngel 3 reviews

Longer than my second.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Bob Bryar, Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Ray Toro - Published: 2007-03-14 - Updated: 2007-03-14 - 145 words

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I don't own any of these. Yet. evil laughter ...

Frank: I was actually born in an igloo in Alaska...But don't tell anyone...But I'm just your friendly emo eskimo.
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(an: They're all wearing this red stuff around their eyes. I think its eye shadow, but I'm not sure. Meh.)

Ray: I look like a dick with stuff on.
Frank: You look like a dick anyway.
Bob: That's just mean, Frank.
Mikey: I can't see.
Gerard: Sees how bad Ray looks
Ray: Well, I'm going to look cynical, maybe that'll look better.
Frank: Gotta try hard...
Mikey: I still can't see.
Gerard: (I added the 'screams' part.) Screams I DON'T WANNA SEE!!!
Ray: I'm not that bad.
All around silence.
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Maybe He's Born With It, Maybe It's Maybelline...
Ray: Frankie, why are you wearing lipstick?
Frankie: I just wanted to look pretty.
Ray: Cough Okay...
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