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The first two I don't own and the first one is old. Very Old.

Ray: I have nice tities
Mikey: I'm not listening to this convorsation.
Gerard: Aww, Come on Mikey, they ARE nice.
Ray: Thanks Gerard.
Frank: Feels left out I've got something Matt doesn't.
Matt: Like what?! I have a beard...
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The Ghost Of You

Mikey: Drops down dead
Gerard: Points at Mikey WAY DOWN!
Frank: Wrong song, Gerard.
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And Finally The One I Wrote!!!

Mikey: Fills watering can and goes to the Christmas Tree
Frank: Walks up to Mikey Don't water the tree.
Mikey: Ignores Frank and waters the tree
Tree: Bursts into flames
Mikey: OMG! OMG! I didn't mean to!
Gerard: Comes running and sees Mikey staring at the burning tree MIKEY! What the hell did you do?
Mikey: I only wanter to water the tree...
Gerard: IT'S A FIBEROPTIC TREE!!!

(an: don't worry Mikey. We still love you.)