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It was a rainy day in Hollywood, but Britney could still see the outlines of a man outside her bedroom window. She screamed, and immediately called her security guard's cell.
"Hello?" his voice comforted her.
"Some paparazzo is outside my bedroom window...can you make him scram? He's scaring me!" Britney cried.
"Yeah hold on..." he hung up. Britney hopped each step downstairs, two at a time, and grabbed her sons, Sean Preston and Jay Jay. She did NOT want pictures of her in her bra and pajama pants in Us Weekly...

The next day, Britney awoke to Sean Preston crying. She ran into his bedroom to find that same man from yesterday in there, about to drop Sean from the 3 story high window. She screamed loudly, "NOOOOOOOO!" She grabbed a pair of stilletos left in Sean's room and stabbed the man as hard as she could with the pointed heel.
He screamed in anger and pain and dropped the baby out the window. She screamed and sobbed so hard and angrily stabbed the man to death.

A week later...
Britney awoke to the sound of someone screaming because they were getting a shot in the room next door in the insane asylum that Britney was taken to...