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"Did you get it?" Ashley asked
"Yeah!" said Angela and they skipped out of Starbucks.

Meanwhile:

"Hey Gerard where have you been?" said Mikey
"Ugh I was stalked by two girls" said Gerard, Mikey laughed, Gerard reached in his pocket for his chapstick but it wasn't there. "DAMN THEM!"
"Who?" said Mikey
"THOSE TWO GIRLS STOLE MY CHAPSTICK!" Gerard yelled
"Why would they do that?" Mikey asked
"I DON'T KNOW!" said Gerard
"Chill Gerard just buy another one" said Mikey
"No way I want that one!" said Gerard
"So you're going to go after two girls for your chapstick that you don't even know if they have" said Mikey
"Exactly, except I'm positive they have it" said Gerard
"Gerard you can't be serious" said Mikey
"I am" said Gerard, "Are you going to help me or not?"
"Ah what the hell this has a strange twist to it, pretty cool that we get to stalk fans" said Mikey, they started roaming the streets.
"Gerad this is impossible, you know how many girls are in New York City?" Mikey said
"They are 15 and one of them kind of looks like Alicia and the other one has dirty blonde hair and is wearing a My Chem hoodie" said Gerard

A few blocks away:

"I got Gerard's chapstick!" said Angela twirling
"I didn't meet Bob" said Ashley sadly
"Josh said I couldn't do it! BUT I DID HAHA!" Angela said
"Josh says you won't do a lot of things" said Ashley annoyed,
"It was too easy though" said Angela, "I wanted more challenge"
"Well you got it so what do you wanna do?" Ashley asked
"I don't know" said Angela shrugging

A few feet behind:

"Damn where the hell are they!?" said Gerard
"Hey is that them?" asked Mikey, pointing at two girls
"GET THEM!" Gerard yelled, the two girls turned, screamed and started running.
"DAMN IT WHY MIKEY!? WHY NOT BOB!?" Ashley yelled running
"I DON'T KNOW OR CARE JUST KEEP RUNNING!" Angela yelled, pushing in between people. Gerard and Mikey who weren't as flexible had a tougher time running inbetween people.
"DAMN IT GIVE ME BACK MY CAHPSTICK KID!" Gerard yelled
"OHHH YOU SAID A BAD WORDDDD!" Angela yelled back for some random reason.
"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE WORRYING ABOUT BAD WORDS IF I DON'T GET MY CHAPSTICK BACK!" Gerard yelled
"GERARD! YOU'RE THREATNING A 15 YEAR OLD OVER CHAPSTICK!" Mikey said, since Gerard had smoker lungs he slowed down and stopped, panting
"Give....me....my...chap....stick..." he said, Mikey stopped
"You okay Gee?"
"DAMN IT! Get my Chapstick!" said Gerard, MIkey continued running

"DAMN IT ANGELA WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Ashley said as they ran
"I didn't think it'd be a big deal!" said Angela
"Yeah well Gerard is going to kill us!" said Ashley
"I think we killed him" said Angela,
"HEY YOU TWO STOP!" Mikey yelled
"OH SHIT RUN FASTER!" Ashley yelled and they ran faster
"Damn it!" Mikey said he ran faster and tackled them
"WE'RE CAUGHT!" Angela said
"Chill I'm not going to hurt you!" said Mikey
"Yeah but you're going to take us to your brother and HE'S going to kill us" said Ashley
"Yeah, but he won't kill you, you wore him out" said Mikey.
"Is he dead?" Angela asked
"Naw, maybe this will help him quit smoking" said Mikey, and led the two girls back to where Gerard was
".....You do look like Alicia" said Mikey
"SEE TOLD YOU ASH!" said Angela
"YES YOU GOT EM MIKEY!" said Gerard, Angela hid behind Mikey.
"Wow this is unbelievable, Angela hiding from Gerard Way" said Ashley laughing
"Just gimme my chapstick and we'll be off" said Gerard, Angela reached in her pocket.
"Uh oh" said Angela
"Uh oh what?" said Gerard
"Uhhh I lost it" said Angela
"AW!" said Gerard

So in the end Gerard had to by a new chapstick, The End.