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As I sit in my chair where I write my shit
I take a look at my song and realize it's very plain
But that's just perfect for an freak like me
You know, I shun fancy things like English
At 4:30 in the morning I'm writing crap
Tim sleeps and Pogo gets laid... fool
And I've been writing crap so long that
Even LaVey thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a bitch of the internet, I'm into fucked up
Got a Satanic Bible in my hand and a scar on my wrist
But if I finish all of my writing and you finish yours
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 2003

I've been spending most my life
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise
I've knocked people out once or twice
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise
We sell coke at a jacked up price
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise

A local boy kicked me in the ass last week
I just smiled at him and showed my finger
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's doing God in Heaven
But I ain't never punched a kid even if he deserved it
An Satanic with a rape charge? You know that's unheard of
I never wear underwear but I got a cool tattoo
And my homies all I agree I look good in a skirt... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be in awe
We haven't even paid the cable bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just Porno's
There's no gays, no Jews, no AIDS
Not a single thing like that
Like Ralph Nader
It's as fucked up as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise
We're just drunk and high guys
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise
There's no time for showers or baths
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise
We don't play nice, we all fight
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise

Fuckin' up the girl friend, makein' lots of bear
Opened a strip bar on Monday, soon I'll open another
Think you're really hot? Think you're heart is fucked up?
Well, I know I'm a million times as Satanic as thou art
I'm the fucked up guy the little boys wanna be like
On my feet day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be a whore and don't be cocky
Or else, my bitch, I might just have to get Marilyn Manson on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise
We're all crazy crake heads
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise
There's a lot of cops and prostitutes
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise
But you'd probably think it rocks
Living in an Marilyn Manson paradise

FUCK!