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Gerard is Indeed a Cookie Monster

by xvampirex 10 reviews

Tee hee...awesome story...makes you want cookies co written By: Falloutgrl

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar, Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Ray Toro - Published: 2007-05-21 - Updated: 2007-05-21 - 404 words

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Once long ago in a faraway place (called New Jersey) there was a band of 4...and there was Bob...he was from Chicago (so really this was a band of 5). On this VERY special day, they were having a bit of an argument. An argument that had started a war....

Gerard: MIKEY YOU STUPID IDIOT!
Mikey: What did I do puts on innocent face
Gerard: glares You ate my last cookiepouts
Mikey: What are you talking about...it was... RAY
Ray: What? fixin AFRO OF DOOM
Gerard: YOU ATE MY LAST COOKIE GOD DAMN IT...Puts on angry face
Frank: squirts Gerard with water gun LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!
Gerard: pouting That's nice but its NOT MY COOKIE
Frank: What?!?! COOKIES???? WHERE!!!!!!! drops gun to go find cookies
Ray: Dumbass...anyways...
Gerard: notices gun AHA!!!!!!!!! picks up
Mikey: Ray..we better start running
Gerard: sinister laugh MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!! squirts Ray's afro
Ray: afro goes straight Dam it Gerard shakes head and afro goes back to normal
Gerard: giggles Mikey...you're next........
Mikey and Ray: running and Rays mooblies moving up and down AHHHHHH!!!!!
Bob: What the hell guys? stops Mikey
Mikey: out of breath well...Gerard has a watergun and hes after the one who ate his last cookie
Bob: eyes widen I DIDN'T EAT IT!!!!!!
Mikey: angry YOU...ATE...THE...COOKIE??? GERARD!!! I FOUND THE CRIMINAL!!!!!
Gerard: squirts Mikey STOP TRYING TO USE BOB FOR A COVER! I KNOW YOU ATE IT!!
Bob: YEA WHY BLAME ME??? I JUST GOT HERE...FROM THE...kitchen...shoot....just blew my cover
Gerard: YOUR EXACTLEY RIGHT BOB!!!!!! FRANK!!!!!!!! YOU ATE MY COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Frank: Are YOU RETARDED!!! ITS OBVIOUSLY BOB!!!! GAWD WHY ALWAYS BLAME THE SHORT KID?!?!?!?
Gerard: BOB! You ate my cookie???? eyes water
Bob: eyes go all shifty uhm...no?
Gerard: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU DID TOO!!! sits and cries like a little kid
Mikey: glares at bob get em...
Bob: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! runs out of house
Frank, Mikey and Ray: WE GOT THIS!!!!Running after him
Chelsea&Carolyn: walk in Gerard! Whats wrong?????
Gerard: BOB ATE MY COOKIE...WAHHHH....cries
Chelsea: Awe muffin....I MAKE YOU COOKIES!!!
Carolyn: Correction...we'll make you cookies hugs
Gerard: Okay sounds good to me smiles
Ray, Bob, Mikey and Frank: out of breath We...got...him...just not the cookie.
Gerard: Do I have to share with anyone?
Carolyn: Pfft...I don't care...your choice
Gerard: HEHEHEHE! MINE!!!

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!
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