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Authors Notes: I running out of ppl to dedicate. This is dedicated to my best friend ever Dayle!!! R+R!!!!!!!! PLEASE! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT U THINK TO CONTINUE!!!
NN: The gang is now in Ellesmera, where Arya and Hp are having thier wedding--
Fangirl(weeping): NOOO!!! Fist Legolas' hair, now this!!! AHHH!!!
NN: As I was saying, they are having their wedding (you can hear fangirls weeping at this) and everyone except Roran, who, i am happy to say, made it out of the
area they left him ok, and is now in Farthen Dur, with his Dwarf wife, which is a story for later. As I was saying, everyone except Nasuada, Roran, and Murtagh
are there.
Hp:I do.
Random person in crowd: I object!!
HP: Monica? I mean, huh? Who are you?
Arya(difensifly: Whos Monica?
HP(thinking on feet): Uh, childhood friend! Continue!
Monica: Ha! I am not a childhood friend!! I am your beloved Ginny!
HP: Ginny?
Arya (confused): Who's Ginny? Isn't she Ron's little sister that you dated in the end of book 6?
HP: Ummm Yeah.
Arya: Oh ok.
Harry: Why are you objecting?
Ginny: I don't know...
Pastor that's Marring Arya and Harry: Can we continue? Ok Now for the vows...
Catie and Katrina: WE OBJECT!
Pastor:Why?
Catie:Cause it's fun.
Katrina: Yeah. Plus, HP wasn't written in my Catie, right?
Catie: Right.Legally, you cant get married if I didnt write you in.
Hp: Ummm ok. -poofs away-
Arya(yelling): Ferdinand! Oh well.
Eragon: Now what?
Catie: We listen to Veggie Tales!! Cause its his cheese burger! His yummy cheeseburger!!
NN: The gang starts singing,and they dont stop until they have sang every veggie tale song, from His cheeseburger to The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything.
NN: The gang is now in Ellesmera, where Arya and Hp are having thier wedding--
Fangirl(weeping): NOOO!!! Fist Legolas' hair, now this!!! AHHH!!!
NN: As I was saying, they are having their wedding (you can hear fangirls weeping at this) and everyone except Roran, who, i am happy to say, made it out of the
area they left him ok, and is now in Farthen Dur, with his Dwarf wife, which is a story for later. As I was saying, everyone except Nasuada, Roran, and Murtagh
are there.
Hp:I do.
Random person in crowd: I object!!
HP: Monica? I mean, huh? Who are you?
Arya(difensifly: Whos Monica?
HP(thinking on feet): Uh, childhood friend! Continue!
Monica: Ha! I am not a childhood friend!! I am your beloved Ginny!
HP: Ginny?
Arya (confused): Who's Ginny? Isn't she Ron's little sister that you dated in the end of book 6?
HP: Ummm Yeah.
Arya: Oh ok.
Harry: Why are you objecting?
Ginny: I don't know...
Pastor that's Marring Arya and Harry: Can we continue? Ok Now for the vows...
Catie and Katrina: WE OBJECT!
Pastor:Why?
Catie:Cause it's fun.
Katrina: Yeah. Plus, HP wasn't written in my Catie, right?
Catie: Right.Legally, you cant get married if I didnt write you in.
Hp: Ummm ok. -poofs away-
Arya(yelling): Ferdinand! Oh well.
Eragon: Now what?
Catie: We listen to Veggie Tales!! Cause its his cheese burger! His yummy cheeseburger!!
NN: The gang starts singing,and they dont stop until they have sang every veggie tale song, from His cheeseburger to The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything.
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