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Yay, you'll like it. I promise. I'm watching ER bloopers.. thats why.. I'll label them from the chapter and separate them by --------------, okay?



Cemetery Lights


-Frank stirs against Gerard and starts kissing his neck-
Frank: God, we're so gay.
Gerard: Shut up.. Its just acting
Author: Keep going please!

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-Gerard is carrying Frankie to his room and trips slightly-
Frank: If you drop me, I swear
Gerard: I won't.
-Gerard drops Frank-
Frank: You stupid fucker, you said you wouldn't!
Gerard: Ow...

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- Gerard is attempted to untangle himself from Frank on the bed-
Gerard: Frank... Dude.. seriously... Let go
Frank: But I be loving you
Gerard: Thats gross... please...
Frank: Mmm....


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Gerard: FRANKIE! STAY IN THE ROOM!
Frank: WHY?
Gerard: CAUSE I SAID SO!
Frank: WELL I'M COMING IN ANYWAY!
Gerard: FRANKIE, JUST STAY IN THERE!
Frank: I WOULDN'T EVEN IF YOU FOLLOWED YOUR LINES!


You're Very Uncool

Mikey: Don't move, Gerard. I could kill him easily and you know that.
Frank: You wouldn't really kill me, would you?
Mikey: Of course not Frank, you're my lover.
Alicia( From the background): WHAT?!
Mikey: I was just kidding!


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Gerard: Mikey, that was over a hundred yeras ago! We were young, I coul- what are you doing?
- Mike is on the floor laughing-
Mikey: I'm... Wow.... We're so old, what's wrong with us?


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Mikey: Oh, I can't fall for that, have fun without your boy.
- Waits a few seconds-
Frank: Why aren't we disappearing?
Gerard: Yeah.. Um..
Author: Oh! I'm sorry I forgot... Um.. Here.
-Mikey and Frank disappear and Gerard falls to the floor hiding laughter-

Too Pretty To Kill


- Mikey has Frank in his death grip-
Frank: What's wrong with you?
Mikey: I love you thats what's wrong!
Frank: You what now?
Mikey: I love you!


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-Mikey pushes Frank into his house and hiccups-
Mikey: Cause Alicia - hiccup- ... Cause Alicia - hiccup- ... cause Alicia -hiccups and starts laughing-


You Suck


Gerard: Dammit all to hell Bob, just tell me where they are, PLEASE!
- Gets closer to Bob and trips over a chair-
Gerard: Keep going, I'm fine -laughs-
Bob: Gerard.. I really can't.
- Bob sees Gerard still laughing-
Bob: - laughs a little- Gerard.. I really... I really.... I can't say this line.


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Bob: Up north... Some... Um... canada? No... Its.. Um... JERSEY! THATS IT!
Author: Start over please


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-Gerard is leaving to find Frank-
Ray: But Gerard.... But....
- Gerard walks out-
Ray: You have a line!
- Come back in smiling-
Gerard: Oh yeah....


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Mikey:Yes.. But that doesn't mean you're saved.. He hasn't eaten in days, he's gonna be hungry.... and he's gonna fall just like he did with my lover years ago
Frank: I fucked Alicia
Mikey: What?
Frank: What?
Alicia: Really?


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- Gerard walks in on Frank and Mikey have dinner together with Alicia-
Mikey: Why my big brother, so nice of you to join us would you like some dinner?
Gerard: Of course!
Mikey: Sweet, we have chicken!


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Mikey: Now, Gerard.. I noticed you haven't eaten in a few days, and I wanna try a little experiment, if you don't mind. - Kisses Frank-
Gerard: What the hell dude!?
Frank: Show us your tits!
Gerard: What? - covers his chest with his hands-
- Mikey and Frank burst into laughter-


In Love And Death


Gerard: Oh no... hehe.... Hehe
Frank: Finish your lines, I didn't just get stabbed for nothing! Come on now!


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Gerard: I missed you
Frank: Hey.. - laughs- Keep going.. Its fine
Gerard:... I missed you...
Frank: Hey... Gee isn't aloud to... - Laughs at Gerard-
Gerard: Ha ha... I... Ha hahahah

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Gerard: Now you know how Frankie felt - evil laugh turns into an uncontrollable giggle-
Mikey: Just kill me now.. Please



I thought they were funny.. I stole a few from ER, but who cares.