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"Voldemort enchanted our sorting hat and it missorted you all! However, the spell is broken, and everyone shall be resorted!" Headmaster Dumbledore announced.

Harry was thrilled. "Maybe I really AM a Slytherin! WOWSERS!!!" He put on the hat.

"Hmm...no, not Gryffindor...not even Slytherin, no, you Harry Potter are a HUFFLEPUFF!"

"HUFFLEPUFF?!?!?! NOOOO!!!!!"

Harry had a loud temper tantrum, until he found out that the professors had been resorted as well. His wish had come true after all!

"Welcome to Hufflepuff, Harry! You too, my ickle Nevvie-kins!"

Snape, the new head of Hufflepuff giggled, as he skipped merrily away.