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Revenge Bloopers

by DemonGuitar 0 reviews

Bloopers for the Revenge Series, hope that they're as funny.

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Bob Bryar, Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Ray Toro - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2007-07-24 - Updated: 2007-07-25 - 544 words

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I'll label them from the chapter and separate them by --------------, just like last time.


Ray's House


Frank: Mm... Matt
Gerard: -Pulls away- WHAT?!?
Frank: No! Gerard I didn't mean it!
Gerard: Who's Matt!
Frank: No one!

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Frank: Come on Ray, a man can only stand out in the cold for so long.
Ray: NO ONE CARES!
Frank: PLEASE!
Ray: No! - crash-... Ow...


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Frank:- Walks into the house and trips subtly over a few boxes- Where those they boxes you warned me about?
Author: Yeah..
Frank: Okay, well now I know.


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Ray: But Why, he asks! Why does he ask but why? - giggles-
Frank&&Mark: Oh come on, you know why, YOU'RE KILLING PEOPLE!


Story Time



Ray: You all remember five years ago, and Frank does for sure. You're best friend, Katie came to a show, right?
Katie: No
Ray: I'm sure you did
Katie: No... Well.. It was five years ago, I could've
Frank: Yeah you could've


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Ray: He didn't have to die Katie, if you had never left none me of this..... Okay, I'll do it, hold on. He didn't have to die Katie, you if had... oh damn..


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Ray: - Presses to gun to Katie's chest- I do love you - sneezes- oh my gosh, I'm sorry!
Katie: Its fine, just don't get me sick.


Second Death



Mark: - Starts to wake up Frank-
Frank: Fuck off Mr.cheese face
Mark: What?
Frank: Thats right, you heard me!
Mark: Are you awake?
Frank: Nope.


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Mark: I need your phone we need to call someone. - Gets the phone from Frank-
Frank: Wait, hold on.
Mark: - drops the phone slightly but catches it- No! - Licks the phone-
Frank: Eeeeeew



I.C.U.



Bob: Hey Gee, want some something, some coffee - voice getting higher- some, fruit juice or tea - higher voice- a little milk... a little... a little a...
Gerard: - Slaps Bob-

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Zomier: Well I'm Doctor Zomier, and I was the one that worked on Frank.
Mikey: Is he okay?
Zomier: No he's dead..
Gerard: Oh dear
Zomier: - laughs- LIES! HE'S ALIVE!


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Nurse: Well... A few weeks at the most, Frank was semerly hurt... semerly... No...
Frank: Severely?
Nurse: Shut up, you're half dead.
Frank: Well, that wasn't very nice.


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Gerard: - Sighs and looks at the bed but doesn't move, and causes an awkward silence among everyone-
Author: Put your head down.
Gerard: OH YEAH! SORRY!


Good Evening



Frank: Shit... Gerard, where is Ray? - Attempts to sit up and then ends up falling out of the bed with all the tubes and wires getting tangled up- HELP HELP! HELP ME! SOMEONE!
Gerard: Haha... you sound like a girl!
Frank: HELP ME!



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TV Reporter: Breaking News, this just in, the murdered Ray Toro, and guitarist for a band called My Chemical Romance has just been spotted outside of New Yor-
Mikey: What the fuck?
- Reporter continues for a few seconds until Bob screams from the background-
Bob: Yo buddy? What about me?
Mikey: What about you?
Bob: - sighs- Nothing...



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Mikey: I-I-I we have to tell Gerard - Runs past the desk and trips falling down in front of the ICU door-
Nurse: hahahahahahahahahaha
Mikey: Just help me.


I'm gonna put Want, Run, and Sorry in the next one.. I'm not feeling funny right now, so they'd suck if I continued.
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