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"Can we gooo yet??" Naruto whined when he walked into the office.

"Is the store done?" I asked, glaring up from signing my name for the 67th time since we closed.

"Yeah, it looks decent."

"Decent is not what we're looking for, Naruto. You know that. It needs to look perfect. Now go out there and rewalk the store. I'll be out in about five minutes." I waved my hand to shoo him out, and went back to sign my name another 14 times before I'd truly be done.

Naruto stood there for another minute while I signed, then with an audible 'huff' he walked out. I just shook my head and, after signing my last paper, stapled the different stacks together and stuffed them in their appropriate folders.

I stood and walked over to the dry-erase board, and began to put the night's numbers on it and then averaged out the week's numbers with them. Now I was done.

I walked out and started down the main aisle, looking mainly on my right side, where the cat and dog supplies were because that was always the worst side of the store. Of course, nothing gets by me, and I had to call for my crew to join me in the aisle so I could ask them what was wrong with it.

After reprimanding them for a shitty job for about 10 minutes walking through the store, I said it was time to leave.

After our usual clocking out, setting alarm, locking door, we all took to our cars and bid our goodbyes. Once again, after the alarm had sounded, and I had situated myself in the car, Naruto and I were the only ones left in the parking lot.

He pulled up next to me as I rolled down my window.

"So, what's on the agenda tonight?" I asked, wondering if I really wanted him to come over or not tonight.

"Was just going to curl up with a bottle of vodka and watch a movie."

"Mm. OK, I thought you might want to come over again." I mentally slapped myself for that one. Why do I continuously want him over? Friendship. That's right.

"Yeah, OK, I'll bring the vodka," he smiled mischievously.

"That's fine, but we'll have to go pick up something to drink with it. I can't stomach that shit straight," I confessed.

"'K. I'll give you a call when I'm almost there."

I nodded, and we separated.

When I got home, I realized I had the house to myself, yet again. Shikamaru was staying over at Ino and Sakura's, the note said on Shika's laptop.

Tsunade called soon after I got home and was just checking in on me and Shika. Making sure all the animals were being taken care of. I rolled my eyes at her, asking her how long I've been taking care of all the animals and how many times they've been left in my care. But she still continued to go down the line and I pulled the phone away from my ear and placed it back in position when I knew she was done.

"OK, Tsunade, love you too. I work tomorrow. Yeah. OK. We'll do something then. Tell Jiraiya I said 'hello'."

Once we hung up, the phone rang again in my hand. I looked at the Caller I.D.; it was Naruto. He wasted no time in getting here. We were on the phone for only a minute when I asked how far he was.

"I'm sitting outside."

"What?" Shit. I was still in my work clothes. "OK, well come on in. I gotta change before we go to the store."

We hung up and I ran in my room looking for a clean pair of jeans. After digging in a pile on the side of my bed, I found an old pair that were ripped in the thigh area from being worn so much. These were now my lounge pants. I wore them out only to the store and stuff. I tossed on one of my black Inuyasha shirts, and met him at the door.

He walked in holding an off-off brand of Vodka. Not even I had heard of the name before; and I used to be big on drinking Screwdrivers (vodka and orange juice) when I was younger.

After making fun of Naruto and his off-off brand of alcohol, and once the dogs calmed down, we walked to the back of the house and went outside to my car. Naruto may boast about him being a "good driver" but some of his tales don't make me believe that. Plus, the car was Hinata's.

We hopped in my black beauty (it's only called that at night, when it's not being its usual frying pan self during the day), and I drove us to the nearest grocery store. We found our OJ, and took our leave.

At home, I told Naruto to make us our drinks, and went into my room and got the bed ready so we could sit in there to listen to some music and talk. He joined me a few minutes later, two red plastic cups in hand. He handed me one and then he toed off his shoes and sat slowly in the bed, holding his cup high in the air to not jolt it, thus spill it.

Once he was seated I raised my cup at him and he did to me. We both then brought the cups to our lips and took a drink. My eyes watered, my throat felt like it was on fire.

"How much vodka did you put in this?!" I yelled.

"Umm, I made yours the same as mine." He smiled and demonstrated with the lines of the plastic cup at how much vodka was poured in. He had basically filled 3/4s of the cup with vodka. The dumbass!

I sighed at him, and tried another sip. I cringed at the taste again, but being too lazy to crawl over Naruto to add more OJ, I turned on A Perfect Circle, and just downed about half of the cup in one drink. I looked up after my face stopped contorting in agony at my throat and saw Naruto smiling at me.

I rolled my eyes at him and we sat and bullshitted on my computer, and I drank the last of my cup a few minutes later.

"Your turn to make it next," he grinned.

"Tch, whatever." I swung my legs over his stretched ones, and for a moment I was straddling them until I was able to hit the floor and balance myself with one leg as I brought the other over the blonde.

I looked down at him, holding both our cups, waiting for me to take them to fill them for the next round. I half glared at him as I grabbed our respective cups and walked out.

I filled our cups half and half, and then brought out a spoon to stir the drink. Dumbass obviously didn't do so, so the majority of the vodka was at the bottom before, and I had to endure all of it to finish the cup. I took a tasting sip, and of course, it tasted really good.

A small smirk graced my lips, and I walked back into my room, making sure to not spill a drop. I handed Naruto both the cups so I could, once again, climb over him and situate myself in my usual spot. Once I stopped moving, my cup was shoved into my hands.

"Drink up, now you gotta catch up," Naruto grinned madly.

"We're even, dumbass."

"Nope, I'm done!" Naruto handed me his empty cup.

I looked at it. Then up at Naruto. And back to the cup. You have got to be kidding me?!

"Freaking lush!" I cried! Gah! And that damn smile of his. I took a deep breath and downed the majority of it before I felt Naruto scoot closer to me, and with his fingers, tipped the cup before I could bring it down.

Fuck. I couldn't push it down without causing a mess, so I tilted my head back with the force of the cup from Naruto's fingers and downed all of it. Naruto let go of the cup and I felt the heat of his hand on my back as I dropped the cup between my legs on the bed.

You have got to be shitting me. This is only our second cup and I'm already feeling a buzz. I guess it doesn't help that it's cheap and we've only been back from the store for about 20 minutes and we're going to be starting our third here soon.

Mm, but that hand on my back felt kind of good. Naruto's hands are kind of big. Bigger than mine. But he is larger than me. And so warm. I'm so cold all the time. And the touch was gentle, and then he began moving his fingers up and down. And God it had been too long since I'd been with anyone. Damn the alcohol! Damn Naruto!

And then, the heat was gone. And so was the cup between my legs. The bed began to wave around me and I looked up to see Naruto standing.

"Time to get more," he smiled.

I leaned back against my pillows, and listened to one of the songs playing. Naruto was only gone for a few minutes, and when he returned he handed me my next cup. Again, he put more vodka than OJ.

Before he sat down, he already had half of his gone. "Would you slow down, Naruto! We're not going anywhere, can't we just take our time?"

He just shrugged and placed two fingers under my cup and pushed up towards my mouth. I glared at him and he removed his fingers. I can drink without any help, thank you very much.

I quickly downed the next cup and Naruto went and made our next. God, my body was on fire. It felt like little pins were prickling my skin. My vision was blurry on the edges at times, and my head felt cloudy yet airy at the same time. Damnit. I was drunk. And I get horny when I'm drunk. Damnit.

Naruto returned, and gave me my last cup. I wouldn't be able to drink anymore after this. He got into the bed and I went up and down for a few minutes and thought to myself that I am so glad I'm used to sleeping drunk on my waterbed, otherwise I might get seasick. That worried me too. Naruto might get seasick since he's never been on one of these things. The motion of the bed can make one feel ill.

All thoughts on seasickness were then forgotten. The next few moments were a blur. I really don't know where my drink went, or Naruto's. I don't know how I ended up on my back, with Naruto on top of me, his lips crushed against mine. His hand was gently rubbing my sides, but his lips were mad, and hungry, and he was lapping at the entrance to my mouth and I stopped thinking and opened up to meet him half way. Our tongues touched and my body surged and all shocks went straight for my growing erection. Fuck. This was hot. This was so hot. This was so fucking wrong. But it felt so fucking good, too!

My fingers found their way into Naruto's thick, blonde hair. I couldn't help but tug and take control over the kiss. My tongue dove into his, and I played against his, drawing it back out just enough that I could capture it with my teeth, and sucked hard on it. Naruto moaned loudly at the action. My eyes that had closed some time in the beginning opened to see him looking at me with surprise in his eyes. Apparently no one has done that to his tongue before. And I thought I was the novice.

Naruto seemed to be interested in that technique and pulled my tongue into his mouth and pulled his teeth over my tongue sucking roughly. I couldn't help but lift my hips into his at the action, moaning softly.

The touch between hips was a bad idea, it seemed. Naruto's eyes looked wild with lust and he raised his hips and slammed down onto mine. Oh damn. Things were getting out of control. But the touch. The heat. The kisses. Everything felt so good. I didn't want it to stop. But, my damn conscience apparently must have been done taking a nap (or recovered from its drunk stupor much quicker than anything else) and came to tell me that this was WRONG!

But it felt good!

It was so wrong! He has a baby on the way!

It's so hot! I just want more! He is actually a good kisser, can't I have that?

No! He's a liar and a cheater! Do you want someone like that? He has to choose! You? Or Hinata? Ask him!

"Na-Naruto, stop!" My breath was coming out in pants. I pushed him up off my lips and chest long enough for him to look me in the eyes.

His deep blue eyes looked lost and questioning.

"We-we can't be doing this. This is wrong. We are horrible for doing this. To Hinata, and to ourselves." I ran my hands through his hair, and his eyes closed and he leaned back down into me and kissed me again.

The kiss began to get heated and my conscience kicked back into gear.

He didn't say anything. You need to know! You need to know if you're making a big mistake. If this will lead to other things. Or are you just going to be another notch in his bedpost? Do you really want that, Sasuke?

"Da-damnit Naruto. Stop," I pushed him back again and held his face between my hands. "You know you have to choose. Me? Or Hinata? We can't go on. It's going to be too hard on all of us if we continue."

Naruto sighed heavily, his head dropped on my chest. "Damnit, why do you have to have a conscience now?" he whimpered into my chest.

"I have to. I can't let this go on if it's not going to pan out in my favor. I don't want to get hurt, and I don't want anyone else to get hurt. God," I threw my hand over my face, "someone will get hurt no matter what. And it's your decision."

He leaned up and his breath began to tickle my ear before he began to speak, "Can't you just forget about all that for one night? One night of fun?" And with that he attacked my ear, and started to lick and nip his way down my neck, back up my jaw, to meet my mouth once again. Our breathing was ragged, our bodies were sliding against each other. Both wanting more contact. It was so hot. Naruto was sweating and I felt so good. I didn't want it to stop. I wanted to continue feeling good. But, damnit.

"No, Naruto. No more. Stop." I sat up and pushed him over on to his back. He laid there for a few moments and I just sat there, my body starting to come off of its high.

Suddenly, Naruto stood up and he rushed out of the room. I blinked in surprise and then heard the sounds of retching coming from the bathroom. Looks like Naruto can only talk big when it comes to drinking. He just can't hold his liquor. I rolled my eyes and gave him a few moments before I realized, I really had to pee! And he was still in the bathroom. Gah!

I walked in there and saw him with his head on his arm, leaning on the white porcelain. "You OK?" I asked, walking up and rubbing his back.

"Yeah. Sorry." He leaned back and let his head fall back and he continued sitting there.

"Are you done?" I really had to pee. And there really is no place for me to pee outside without some peeping tom being able to see.

He looked up at me and nodded, but didn't move.

"Mm, I have to use the bathroom, Naruto," I finally said.

"Oh, OK," he said, and got up from his seated position on the floor. He washed his hands and face quickly and walked out of the room.

I quickly did my business, and went back into the bedroom, wondering if he was going to stay now after all that. I found Naruto curled up on the bed. I stood on the side of the bed, contemplating what should be done next. Should I make him go sleep out on the couch? Should I just go sleep in Tsunade's room? But before I could make a decision, Naruto looked up and lifted up the blanket he was under in gesture for me to climb in.

And damnit, I did. I kept my distance when I first laid down, but Naruto's arm snaked around my waist and pulled me close to him. We laid there in our usual position: his arm around my back, my arm across his waist, my head on his shoulder, his head resting on top of mine.

And then there was darkness.

TBC...