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You Can Be As Loud As the Hell You Want!

by daughter_of_hellle 5 reviews

after discovering a certain video on youtube bob & mikey of mcr & phoenix of linkin park decide to have some fun and have some of their bandmates re-enact some scenes in the video...

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Crossover,Humor,Parody - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Published: 2007-09-21 - Updated: 2007-09-21 - 1234 words

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Mikey: Take him back to the bus!
Bob: He's wasted!

Both: More drinks! More fun!...YAAAY!!!

After a night of drinking games,gerard was drunk enough to do just about anything...and that includes having sex with frank.The 2 mcr members head straight for the back of their tour bus and proceed to doing what they're suppose to do (apart from making music of course (^_^)).The entrance leading to the back of the bus was covered by a red curtain thingy so no one will be able to see what the 2 are doing.However,gee & frank aren't making any attempts to try and hide the fact that they are up to something as the love sounds can be heard all through out the bus...even outside!

Gerard: Oh my god! Oh my god Frank! Right there! Right there! That's the spot! that's the spot!...now a little lower...now to the left...no,not your left my left...ooooohhhhhh!!!!!

Frank: Oh my god Gerard! no one's ever touched me like this before...gee,you can't put your finger there...OOHH! PUT YOUR FINGER THERE! OH YEAH!

Just then Ray walks onto the bus and immediately hears the frenzy.Ray goes over the back and places his ear near the doorway.Ray couldn't help but smile and be amused.He grabs a notebook from his bunk and rips out a blank page.he writes down "do not disturb" and sticks it on the red curtain.at that moment bob & mikey come in."Dude,don't even bother," mikey says.ray just smirks and sticks the sign on anyway.bob meanwhile,takes out a cd and pops it into the stereo."what's that?" ray asks."it's a song i downloaded a few days ago,"bob replies.

Ray: what's the song?
bob & mikey: you'll see

"it's all part of the master plan,"mikey says with a mischievous grin on his face.bob hits the play button and turns up the volume.

...You can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love...

"when you're making love..."bob and mikey sing along.Ray smiles and joins them,"you can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love..."

bob & mikey: when you're making love

ray: you can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love

bob & mikey: when you're making love

all: you can be as loud as the hell you want...

gee & frank: aaahhh!

suddenly,ray's cellphone starts ringing.he steps to one side to answer it while bob & mikey continue to sing and dance along the tour bus isle.

Ray: Raaaaay Toro speaking!

over the phone is an angry Rob Bourdon calling from the LP tour bus parked right next to mcr's.Rob complains that the loud music and equally wild lovers can be heard very clearly and it's disturbing his beauty sleep

Ray: what's that? you hear what?..Hell no! i won't tell them to quiet down! (hangs up on rob)

Gerard: are we being too loud?

frank: yeah are we bothering someone?

ray: oh no,not all guys..you keep doing what you're doing (laughs)

bob & mikey: YEAH! LOUDER! (cranks up the volume)

"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!",robs screams at the top of his lungs as he throws his cellphone across from him and slumps back into his bunk.he places the pillow and blanket over his head in an attempt to block the sounds.but to no avail.

...you're not allowed to be loud at the library
at the art museum or at a play
but when you and your partner are doin' the nasty
don't behave like you're at the ballet
cuz you can be as loud as the hell you want when you're making love
when you're making love
loud as the hell..loud as the hell you want...

Brad on the other hand,whose bunk was just above rob's,was startled awake.but unlike rob he didn't complain.thanks to his voluptuous 'fro and a pair of his custom made headphones,brad was able to keep out the impending noise and went right back to sleep.meanwhile,in LP's lounge area,Chester could also hear all the ruckus going on.and like most of them,he couldn't help but feel entertained by all the commotion.just then Phoenix comes in and says,"i see they decided to put it up a notch."Chester gives him a confused look and asks,"wait,..you're involved in this?"Phoenix nods and proceeds to tell chester that he,mikey & bob devised a plan to somehow get the lovers all together.apparently,it worked.

phoenix: we all got inpsired when mikey accidentally came across this song,or video rather,on youtube.but i didn't think it would happen like this! it's almost exact!

chester: hold on...what do you mean "it's almost exact"?

phoenix: you see the song they're playing over there is featured in a musical called avenue Q and..well,let's just say that everything that's going on right now is a re-enactment of that particular scene.

chester's eyes widen and his mouth breaks into a big smile once he heard phoenix's explanation.phoenix just returns a small smile and shrugs.chester suddenly starts laughing and says "dude,that's brilliant! i love it!".phoenix then says,"and when i said re-eneactment..i MEANT re-enactment! bcoz there are 2 pairs of lovers in that scene and the other pair is doing their thing in the 2nd lounge area of OUR bus!"

in the 2nd smaller lounge area near the back of the bus,Joe and Mike were scrambling underneath a blanket.obviously,they were "doin' the nasty" but weren't as loud as as gee & frank.so,the music continues...

...don't let the neighbors stop you from having fun
they'll have peace and quiet when you're good and done
be as loud as the hell you when you're making love!
loud as the hell you want...

gerard: faster frankie.

mike: joe slow down! this not a race

"loud as the hell you want!"phoenix and chester begin to sing and dance along to the music while ray,bob & mikey do the same.and ray puts the volume on full blast!

...LOUD AS THE HELL YOU WANT...

frank: oh yeah!

joe: who's your daddy!

mike: what? joe...

the moaning,the excitement,and the music go on and rob is tossing and turning in his bunk.he refuses to join in and struggles to get some sleep.but dearly beloved brad is as solid as a rock and isn't the least bit bothered.anyway,back to song...the song was just about to reach the end and the "ehem" was almost at the climax...

...loud as the hell you want
loud as the hell you want
smack it and lick and rub it and suck it
loud as the hell you want...

mike: work your bitch!
joe: oh babe!
gerard: oh yeah! that's it!
frank: aaaaaahhhhh!

...LOUD AS THE HELL-
LOUD AS THE HELL-
LOUD AS THE HELL-
LOUD AS THE HELL-
LOUD AS THE HELL-
LOUD AS THE HELL-
LOUD AS THE HELL-
LOUD AS THE HELL YOU WAAAAAAAANT!!!...

the song comes to an end.all the lovers reach full satisfaction.phoenix,chester,mikey,bob and ray are all laughing hysterically.rob is still lying in his bunk but wide awake and feeling very frustrated.and brad,well..he's still snoring. (^_^)
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