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Something's Wrong
1 reviewBlinded at the age of four, Harry Potter only wants to lead a normal life with his family. On his eleventh birthday, he finds out that he can have anything but...
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Blind Faith
(#) Rocky235 2007-03-05
You must have something bad happen to Lusicus. The badder the better, the sooner the better, the more often the better. The more pieces of brooken glass the better. The more honey and the more crumpled horn snorkacks the better.
To fry his brain, {evil laugh,} make him listen to Al Gore defending his $2,400.00 a month electric bill.
Or bring out the really big gun. (Drum roll...) Al Sharpton discuccing his great, great, great dead 3rd cousin twice removed who was owned by another dead guy's great, great, great nephew or something or other and Al is shocked. Shocked I say.
Lusicus should be made to suffer.
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