FicWad

This whole idea came to me thanks to The Demented Cartoon Movie. Look it up at www.albinoblacksheep.com it's flipping amazing! :] But beware! It wastes thirty minutes of your life, I think it's well worth it though. :]
Hope you enjoy this, and yes, it's a one shot. :D
To clear things up;
Bold means the person who's talking.
Italics are usually music or something important.
-these things- are actions.
Please enjoy. :]
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Ryan:: Hey! Why am I a stick figure? -scratching his head-
Brendon:: Uh, I don't know. SPENCER!! WHY ARE WE STICK FIGURES?!
Spencer:: Don't know, but why do I look fatter than you?
Jon:: You're not, you're bolder.
Spencer:: That's fatter idiot!!
Ryan:: You're not fatter or bolder, now let's go see what's going on over there. -points to his left-
Brendon:: But Ryan there's nothing there.
Ryan:: Yes there is! There's a big huge laboratory there! -a laboratory appears with evil villain music-
DUN DUN DUN!
Ryan:: See, I told you. Let's go!!
-they all run towards the big lab-
Jon:: Hey! What's going on! We're still stick figures.
Spencer:: And this house is made of cotton candy.
Ryan:: Beats me, but look! Over there, shiny watches! -they all look and he disappears in a cloud of purple smoke-
Brendon:: Whoa, what the hell? -confused-
Jon:: Oh look a talking bomb. -points-
Spencer:: AGH! RUN AWAAYY! -runs away at an extremely slow speed. A snail slithers past him-
Talking Bomb:: ZIGGY BUGGY DOOG!
-the world blows up-
Brendon:: Hey look mars!
Ryan:: Really? Where?
Jon:: It's dancing with the moon, see. -points to their left-
Spencer:: HI MISTER MOON AND MISTER MARS!!
Mars:: Hey! I'm a lady thank you. Hmmph. -disappears-
Ryan:: Spencer I think you made mars mad.
Spencer:: Should I be worried about that??
Jon:: -shrugs- hell if I know.
Brendon:: I FOUND A PIRATES HAT!! -jumping up and down excitedly-
Jon:: At least we're not stick figures anymore.
Brendon:: Fuck that, I found a pirate hat!
-a stick figure someone appears-
Stick Figure Person:: Ohhhhhh!!! Ziggy buggy doog, Ziggy buggy doog, Ziggy buggy doog, Ziggy buggy doog, Ziggy buggy doog, Ziggy buggy doog, Ziggy buggy doog, Ziggy buggy doog!!!!
-the world blows up 8 and a half times-
Ryan:: -jumping on a pogo stick with the others- yay fun!
Brendon:: -accidently hits a random button on the ground- Shit!! I hit the Z Bomb button!!
Jon:: AHHH! RUN AWAY!!! -commences to run away, very slowly-
Spencer:: -hides behind his pogo stick-
-the world blows up-
Brendon:: How many times has the world blown up??
Spencer:: I don't know. Let's play toss the Z bomb!
Jon:: YAY!! -they start throwing the Z bomb back and forth-
-the world blows up again-
Ryan:: Dude, stop blowing up the world!!
Brendon:: ZIGGY BUGGY DOOG!
-the world blows up-
Spencer:: Dammit stop!
Dwangy:: Dwang dwang dwang dwang!
Ryan:: What?? -confused-
Jon:: He said look out for flying watermelons.
Ryan:: Oh.
Flying Watermelon:: WHEEEEE!!! -splats into Brendon's head-
Brendon:: OW! -his head falls off-
Jon:: AGHH!!
Spencer:: RUN AWAY!!!! -he starts to run-
Ryan:: BRENDON NOOOOO! -runs away-
Z Bomb:: ZIGGY BUGGY DOOG!!
-the world blows up-
Ryan:: GOD DAMMIT! STOP THAT!!
Spencer:: YAY BRENDON'S ALIVE! -hugs Brendon-
Brendon:: Hey! Leggo.
Spencer:: Oh you know you like it!
Brendon:: QUEER!
Jon:: Whoa, hey look! Mister dude!
Random Person:: Go to Pluto, there you will find the true meaning of Ziggy Buggy Doog.
-the world blows up-
Ryan:: ONTO PLUTO!!
Spencer:: How do we get there?
Brendon:: The elevator.
Jon:: DUHHHH!!!
-they all go into the elevator and click the 'Pluto' button-
Brendon:: YAY PLUTO!!
-they get to Pluto five seconds later-
Ryan:: Yayyyyyyy! Now what??
Jon:: Look! -points to a huge castle. Lightening flashes through the sky and evil villain music plays-
DUN DUN DUN!
Spencer:: Time to find out the true meaning of Zig---
Brendon:: NO DON'T SAY IT!!
Flying Watermelon:: WHEEEE! -splats into the side of the evil lair-
-the evil lair falls into ash-
POOF.
-evil zombies appear out of nowhere-
Spencer:: RUN AWAYYYYY!!! -starts to run-
Ryan:: NO WE HAVE TO FIGHT! -grabs Spencer's arm- Come on, it'll be fun.
Spencer:: -shrugs- okay.
POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF. POOF.
-dozens of evil zombies appear out of nowhere-
Jon:: FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!
POOF!
-they all have swords-
---insert cool fight scene here with awesome evil zombies---
Ryan:: Tell us the truth!!
Random Evil Scientist:: Bwahahahaha, I will never speak!
Jon:: Yes you will! I shall make you! -pokes him with a spork- talk damn you talk!
Random Evil Scientist:: Ow! Stop that!
Jon:: NEVERRRR!! -pokes him again-
Random Evil Scientist:: Get the hell out of my lab!
Brendon:: What lab? This is like...all dust.
Ryan:: TELL US OR I'LL MAKE SPENCER SMACK YOU!
Random Evil Scientist:: AGH! OKAY! It's cursed. You must destroy the sun.
Ryan:: Okay.
-Ryan, Brendon, Spencer and Jon all poof away in a cloud of purple smoke-
Spencer:: SUN KILLING TIME!!
-they were all in space with machine guns-
Jon:: How come we can breathe in space?
Brendon:: Because we're magic! Now let's blow up the sun and get rid of ziggy buggy doog!
-the world blows up-
Ryan:: -glaring at Brendon- I wish you wouldn't do that.
Brendon:: -looks down- sorry...
-five and three minute seconds later-
--Spencer, Ryan, Brendon and Jon were all shooting at the sun--
Jon:: DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!! DIE!!
-the sun blows up, everything plunges into darkness-
Ryan:: Now what?
Brendon:: Let's go play in the fountain of youth!!
Spencer:: YAY!!!!!!
Jon:: SWEET!!
-they all poof away in a cloud of purple smoke-

FIN.
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Just a weird one shot...it probably made little to no sense. I got bored lol. :P
Reviews are nice, but it doesn't necessarily need it. :D