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He's a song parody i thought of, it's a parody of a Royal Guardsmen song.

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After the turn of the century,

In the clear blue skies over Germany

Came a roar and a Thunder men had never heard

Like the scream and the sound of a big war bird

Up in the sky, a mouse in a plane,

Baron von Penelipe, was her name

Eighty dogs tried, and eighty dogs died

Now they're buried together on the country side

(chorus)

Ten twenty thirty fourty fifty or more

That bloomin Black Baron was rollin' out the score

Eighty dogs died trying to end the spree

Of the bloomin Black Baron of Germany

(end of chorus)

In the the nick of time, a hero came.

A grey raccoon with big gold cane

He flew into the sky to seek revenge

But the Baron shot Him down, "I have to start over again!"

(chorus)

Now Cooper had sworn that he's get that man

So he asked his friend Bently for a new battle plan

He challenged the Germouse to a real dog fight

While the Baron was laughing, he got him in his sight

(break)

That bloomin Black Baron was in a fix

The gang had found out, he was really a chick

Cooper asked her once and he, asked her twice

And the penelipe joined in the fight.

(chorus x2)