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I know I Know I Know, That Theres A Place For Me Somewhere, Out There
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"Me? Delayed? ME?" Kirsten questioned
"...Yes" Markus obviously stated.
Kirsten faked her sadness.
"AT LEAST, AT LEAST i don't bite"
"TOO BAD LOVE!"
"Bloody shifty poo"
"I AM NOT POO!"
"But you want to be"
"So very true, so then, i can look like YOU!"
Kirstens eyes were wider than 2 king size beds. She slapped him.
After a few minutes of mucking around Markus realised the time.
"SHIT!"
"Yo?"
Markus glared at her.
"Okay .. It's like .. LATE"
"How late?"
"1am"
"WHAAAT? OHMYGOD AHH! MY MOTHERS GOING TO KILL ME!"
"YOURS? WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
"AHHHHH!" < This time they both screamed.
"Lets elope"
"Because that would really work Markus"
"It might, if you let it"
"You really want to get married?"
"No, too young, but, lets run away"
"I can't"
"Me neither, but, lets try, for tonight, or, for this morning"
"I dont know"
"Who cares? i do know!"
"Shutup"
"Make me!"
And she did with a kiss.
So for the remainder of the night, they slept on the cold grass, using each other for warmth.
6am sharp, well maybe 1 or 2 minutes after that, Markus woke up. He walked around the deserted area they decided to sleep in. He found
a few things actually.
After hes journey, he woke up Kirsten in the wierdest way. He shoved her slightly. She moaned and slapped him. He pushed and in result
she fell to the other side. Then he jumped on her and she screamed in pain. He jumped off all proud of himself.
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"NOTHING!"
"NOTHING!"
"Markus -____-"
"Markus" He grinned.
"Pleasee!" She puppy dog pouted.
"Please!" He pecked her. "Follow me"
"Um, Markus, why?"
"You shall see"
"Why can't you see?"
He glanced at her. "Eh funny. Ha"
She followed Markus to the river he found earlier.
"LOOK! WATERR!"
"Thats great markus"
He pushed her in.
"GET DOWN GIRL GO AHEAD NOW SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT!" He screamed at her.
"MARKUS YOU CUNT!"
"Excuse mee!" He jumped in. "We winz! No no, i win! I led you here, ME! I've got skills brah!"
"Shutup"
He widned hes mouth "Assflop"
"Thanks!" She said.
"Anytime sugartits"
"Lets go you asshead"
"Hey your mean! Now i'm going to leave you here STRANDED!" He got out of the water.
"Fine" Kirsten got all naughty. She took her shirt off and just stood in the water. Markus stared at her, knowing what she was doing. So,
he took hes shirt off.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Fan girl screams.
All of a sudden, 10 billion 12-14 year olds attacked Markus to the ground, all screaming, touching him, taking photos and wanting
autpgraphs. Kirsten tried to grab each girl one at a time but instead, they got her down and continued their obsessing. Then the parents
came and things started to get more organised. Markus sure as hell didn't want to be famous anymore.
"Poor Markus!"
"Ehh its all your fault brah girl"
"Well sorry, but your just hot!"
Markus had already gotten quite famous , amazing what the internet does. But, hes confused, it is because he has a great voice?
Or because of hes great looks? Markus returned home after a while, and started to write some lyrics.
"Trying so hard,
I was to blame,
I never thought, i'd spend a day
I WAS A GHOST.
What did you expect [x3]
And down below,
Lies your bones,
im dancing with your ghost.
keep my casket closed,
Your heart beats under the floor,
it haunts me in my dreams,
But nothings as it seems.."
He got a message. He looked at it.
"Hey dude! Markus right? It's Bill from Cherrysunsetrecords. Would you like to perform for us? If so, call on 24635421 or message us on
Cherrysunsetrecords@livejournel.com. Just remember, you have talent, Cya"
Markus had wide eyes. "HOLY SHIT" He needed to think about it, he needed a band! Believe it or not, Markus had guy friends too. He
messaged them.
"Ohemgeez brag D: Wanna start a band? If so, i have a record deal waiting our prints! Up to it? Reply back yeah? Bye."
The next month;
Now posted on Cherrysunsetrecords page:
NEW BAND!
Her voice resides .. Members:
Vocals and guitar = Markus.
Lead guitar = Jack.
Bass and vocals = Max.
Drums = Pete.
Yeah, they accepted the deal, all was well.
Markus went to Kirstens house. He knocked, she opened and leaped into his arms.
"OHMYGOD MARKUS I MISSED YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!"
"SAMEE! I'm leaviing again, tomorrow morning"
"No, please no, i can't take another second without you"
"i wish i could quit, i knew i shouldnt have accepted"
"No, its good for you, remember, ill be always listening"
"...Yes" Markus obviously stated.
Kirsten faked her sadness.
"AT LEAST, AT LEAST i don't bite"
"TOO BAD LOVE!"
"Bloody shifty poo"
"I AM NOT POO!"
"But you want to be"
"So very true, so then, i can look like YOU!"
Kirstens eyes were wider than 2 king size beds. She slapped him.
After a few minutes of mucking around Markus realised the time.
"SHIT!"
"Yo?"
Markus glared at her.
"Okay .. It's like .. LATE"
"How late?"
"1am"
"WHAAAT? OHMYGOD AHH! MY MOTHERS GOING TO KILL ME!"
"YOURS? WHAT ABOUT MINE?"
"AHHHHH!" < This time they both screamed.
"Lets elope"
"Because that would really work Markus"
"It might, if you let it"
"You really want to get married?"
"No, too young, but, lets run away"
"I can't"
"Me neither, but, lets try, for tonight, or, for this morning"
"I dont know"
"Who cares? i do know!"
"Shutup"
"Make me!"
And she did with a kiss.
So for the remainder of the night, they slept on the cold grass, using each other for warmth.
6am sharp, well maybe 1 or 2 minutes after that, Markus woke up. He walked around the deserted area they decided to sleep in. He found
a few things actually.
After hes journey, he woke up Kirsten in the wierdest way. He shoved her slightly. She moaned and slapped him. He pushed and in result
she fell to the other side. Then he jumped on her and she screamed in pain. He jumped off all proud of himself.
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?"
"NOTHING!"
"NOTHING!"
"Markus -____-"
"Markus" He grinned.
"Pleasee!" She puppy dog pouted.
"Please!" He pecked her. "Follow me"
"Um, Markus, why?"
"You shall see"
"Why can't you see?"
He glanced at her. "Eh funny. Ha"
She followed Markus to the river he found earlier.
"LOOK! WATERR!"
"Thats great markus"
He pushed her in.
"GET DOWN GIRL GO AHEAD NOW SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT SHAKE IT!" He screamed at her.
"MARKUS YOU CUNT!"
"Excuse mee!" He jumped in. "We winz! No no, i win! I led you here, ME! I've got skills brah!"
"Shutup"
He widned hes mouth "Assflop"
"Thanks!" She said.
"Anytime sugartits"
"Lets go you asshead"
"Hey your mean! Now i'm going to leave you here STRANDED!" He got out of the water.
"Fine" Kirsten got all naughty. She took her shirt off and just stood in the water. Markus stared at her, knowing what she was doing. So,
he took hes shirt off.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Fan girl screams.
All of a sudden, 10 billion 12-14 year olds attacked Markus to the ground, all screaming, touching him, taking photos and wanting
autpgraphs. Kirsten tried to grab each girl one at a time but instead, they got her down and continued their obsessing. Then the parents
came and things started to get more organised. Markus sure as hell didn't want to be famous anymore.
"Poor Markus!"
"Ehh its all your fault brah girl"
"Well sorry, but your just hot!"
Markus had already gotten quite famous , amazing what the internet does. But, hes confused, it is because he has a great voice?
Or because of hes great looks? Markus returned home after a while, and started to write some lyrics.
"Trying so hard,
I was to blame,
I never thought, i'd spend a day
I WAS A GHOST.
What did you expect [x3]
And down below,
Lies your bones,
im dancing with your ghost.
keep my casket closed,
Your heart beats under the floor,
it haunts me in my dreams,
But nothings as it seems.."
He got a message. He looked at it.
"Hey dude! Markus right? It's Bill from Cherrysunsetrecords. Would you like to perform for us? If so, call on 24635421 or message us on
Cherrysunsetrecords@livejournel.com. Just remember, you have talent, Cya"
Markus had wide eyes. "HOLY SHIT" He needed to think about it, he needed a band! Believe it or not, Markus had guy friends too. He
messaged them.
"Ohemgeez brag D: Wanna start a band? If so, i have a record deal waiting our prints! Up to it? Reply back yeah? Bye."
The next month;
Now posted on Cherrysunsetrecords page:
NEW BAND!
Her voice resides .. Members:
Vocals and guitar = Markus.
Lead guitar = Jack.
Bass and vocals = Max.
Drums = Pete.
Yeah, they accepted the deal, all was well.
Markus went to Kirstens house. He knocked, she opened and leaped into his arms.
"OHMYGOD MARKUS I MISSED YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!"
"SAMEE! I'm leaviing again, tomorrow morning"
"No, please no, i can't take another second without you"
"i wish i could quit, i knew i shouldnt have accepted"
"No, its good for you, remember, ill be always listening"
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