Categories > Original > Drama > Well now, I think I'll start a weird not so private diary! OH LOOK! I DID! UH-OH SPAGETTY-O!!!!!
Now who's f****** the gold titled champion, donkey puncher??!?
So then, i wandered into the crossroads of life. the biggest decision ive ever had to make. i stared up at the big signs that say "This way", and "that way". you know what i did? I said "Forget thi...
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so...yeah....its been many a year since i last did one of these....i go to a new school...(after being kicked out of the last one...more on that later...if i remember/feel like it) i still talk to the space aliens who interupted my "candy bar and me time"....the ones that made me do the turkey dance in the sombrero? yeah, you remember....and then i found lima beans in a fruit pie...true story too....then an ocular physisist stole my toaster strootle....as you can see my spelling has not gotten any better, and it aint gonna. i discovered something humonguous!!!!! i dont make friends with nice people!!!! let me explain....nice people, when you ask them a question, will sometimes tell you something different then the truth to save your feelings, where as mean people, people like me, will tell you exactly what they think. if i ask you a question, i wanna know your exact opinion, none of this, dont wanna hurt you crap. now, whether your opinion will change my mind, thats a whole nother story all together...it probably wont...
I'm stuffing my face with cheese....i feel like a rat.....Squeek Squeek
do you know what kind of pie im thinking of right now? No, you idiot! The math pie! Psh! Apple pie! what planet are you on?
well lets see....i havent slept for near two whole days (Not that im complaining ;) and i may or may not be intoxicated, and i cant keep my head focused enough to speak a sentence while rponouncing the words properly....did i just put the "r" before the "p" in that word? i think so...wow its hard to type!!! Clap clap clap your hands all the way to montreal! marrily marrily marrily marrily, i wont catch you if you fall....thats what i just said to my best friend....do you know, if your someones FRIEND and they hit thier head on...say the tower to your computer, you say "OH GOD! ARE YOU OK?????" but if your thier BEST FRIEND,and they hit thier head on the computer tower, You laugh your ass off!!!!!
i need some glue....
i live in a zoo, cause my room is a pigsty.....my mom says she'll stop saying that when my room doesnt look like a tornado lives there...you know what i say?....."OINK OINK!"
then i tell her to fuck off when she leaves the room....
She's trying to take my kittie away!!! i like spelling kittie like this cause if i didnt, my friend would shout INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT! in a blowhorn in my ear....dont you like spelling kittie like this too?
so....i want to kick a puppy....i dont have a puppy....can i borrow yours?
I'm stuffing my face with cheese....i feel like a rat.....Squeek Squeek
do you know what kind of pie im thinking of right now? No, you idiot! The math pie! Psh! Apple pie! what planet are you on?
well lets see....i havent slept for near two whole days (Not that im complaining ;) and i may or may not be intoxicated, and i cant keep my head focused enough to speak a sentence while rponouncing the words properly....did i just put the "r" before the "p" in that word? i think so...wow its hard to type!!! Clap clap clap your hands all the way to montreal! marrily marrily marrily marrily, i wont catch you if you fall....thats what i just said to my best friend....do you know, if your someones FRIEND and they hit thier head on...say the tower to your computer, you say "OH GOD! ARE YOU OK?????" but if your thier BEST FRIEND,and they hit thier head on the computer tower, You laugh your ass off!!!!!
i need some glue....
i live in a zoo, cause my room is a pigsty.....my mom says she'll stop saying that when my room doesnt look like a tornado lives there...you know what i say?....."OINK OINK!"
then i tell her to fuck off when she leaves the room....
She's trying to take my kittie away!!! i like spelling kittie like this cause if i didnt, my friend would shout INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT! in a blowhorn in my ear....dont you like spelling kittie like this too?
so....i want to kick a puppy....i dont have a puppy....can i borrow yours?
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