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Chapter Three
"Both of you can either sit down at the table or go in the other room. Just stay out of my way." Maria said as she started to pull things out of the cupboards and fridge. "You know, Maria, I can help you out, I can chop stuff up or any of that other...stuff." Rachel offered. Maria nodded and placed some carrots, a chopping board, and a knife in front of Rachel. "Chop away." she said as she walked over to the pantry. Sebastian looked at Rachel chopping up the carrots then at Maria. "Hey, babe, let me cut something up. I wanna help, too." Sebastian whined, glaring at Rachel because of his chopping abilities. Maria walked back over to he stove with a pot and then looked at Baz. "Remember last time you tried to help me cook? You almost cut off your finger. Your are not allowed to have a knife and you can't use the oven so, why don't you just sit there and act like you're helping. I know you want to help, hun, but I just don't trust you with sharp objects." Maria said looking at her husband pouting at the kitchen table. Rachel started to act like he was coughing to cover up his giggles. "Shut up." Baz pouted as he kicked Rachel under the table.
Finally after having to sit through Sebastian whining about not being able to help, they were able to sit down to a meal of steaks, glazed carrots, garlic and cheese mashed potatoes, and chocolate cake for dessert. Sebastian ate enough for three people and Maria was, of course, eating for two. Rachel ate his fill and was thankfully able to forget about Bobbi for a while. Presently, Maria and Sebastian were debating over the new Bon Jovi album. Rachel stopped paying attention when Baz mentioned that Jon was a pussy.
"What do you think Rach?" Maria asked, getting up to put the dishes in the sink. "Think about what? I wasn't paying attention." Rachel said, looking at his plate with a slight blush. "Well, at least you're honest about that, Baz just makes up something so it seems like he was paying attention. Are you done?" Maria said, reaching for his plate. Rachel nodded as Baz started to protest, loudly. "I do not make shit up, and I do pay attention." Maria just ignored him and started to dish up the cake.
"Ok, now that we've eaten tell me about this Bobbi dude." Baz said taking a drink of his beer. Maria sat plates with cake in front of the guys, and an extra large piece for herself. Sebastian looked at his piece, then her's, then his again. "Shut up, I'm pregnant thanks to you. So Rachel, I thought Baz said you got kicked out by your girlfriend. What's this Bobbi guy have to do with anything?" Rachel was about to reply to Maria's question when Baz spoke up around his mouthful of cake. "Bobbi was his girlfriend, only his girlfriend happened to be a boyfriend." Rachel wanted to crawl into a cave and die. Maria looked at Baz with slight disgust then back to Rachel. "So, let me get this striaght, Sebastian chew with your mouth closed. Anyway, you were dating this Bobbi, and he broke up with you and kicked you out, right?" Maria asked, trying to keep Sebastian from stealing any of her cake. "Well, yes and no. Bobbi beat the shit out of me two days ago and I packed my stuff and ran away." Rachel said playing with his food. "Dude! You were the girlfriend! I so totally get it now..... are you going to eat that?" Baz asked as Rachel shook his head and pushed his plate over to Sebastian. Maria decided that her and Rachel needed to have a talk. She scooted the last of her cake to Sebastian. "Since we cooked, you can do the dishes. Rachel and I are going to have a talk. K?"
"Both of you can either sit down at the table or go in the other room. Just stay out of my way." Maria said as she started to pull things out of the cupboards and fridge. "You know, Maria, I can help you out, I can chop stuff up or any of that other...stuff." Rachel offered. Maria nodded and placed some carrots, a chopping board, and a knife in front of Rachel. "Chop away." she said as she walked over to the pantry. Sebastian looked at Rachel chopping up the carrots then at Maria. "Hey, babe, let me cut something up. I wanna help, too." Sebastian whined, glaring at Rachel because of his chopping abilities. Maria walked back over to he stove with a pot and then looked at Baz. "Remember last time you tried to help me cook? You almost cut off your finger. Your are not allowed to have a knife and you can't use the oven so, why don't you just sit there and act like you're helping. I know you want to help, hun, but I just don't trust you with sharp objects." Maria said looking at her husband pouting at the kitchen table. Rachel started to act like he was coughing to cover up his giggles. "Shut up." Baz pouted as he kicked Rachel under the table.
Finally after having to sit through Sebastian whining about not being able to help, they were able to sit down to a meal of steaks, glazed carrots, garlic and cheese mashed potatoes, and chocolate cake for dessert. Sebastian ate enough for three people and Maria was, of course, eating for two. Rachel ate his fill and was thankfully able to forget about Bobbi for a while. Presently, Maria and Sebastian were debating over the new Bon Jovi album. Rachel stopped paying attention when Baz mentioned that Jon was a pussy.
"What do you think Rach?" Maria asked, getting up to put the dishes in the sink. "Think about what? I wasn't paying attention." Rachel said, looking at his plate with a slight blush. "Well, at least you're honest about that, Baz just makes up something so it seems like he was paying attention. Are you done?" Maria said, reaching for his plate. Rachel nodded as Baz started to protest, loudly. "I do not make shit up, and I do pay attention." Maria just ignored him and started to dish up the cake.
"Ok, now that we've eaten tell me about this Bobbi dude." Baz said taking a drink of his beer. Maria sat plates with cake in front of the guys, and an extra large piece for herself. Sebastian looked at his piece, then her's, then his again. "Shut up, I'm pregnant thanks to you. So Rachel, I thought Baz said you got kicked out by your girlfriend. What's this Bobbi guy have to do with anything?" Rachel was about to reply to Maria's question when Baz spoke up around his mouthful of cake. "Bobbi was his girlfriend, only his girlfriend happened to be a boyfriend." Rachel wanted to crawl into a cave and die. Maria looked at Baz with slight disgust then back to Rachel. "So, let me get this striaght, Sebastian chew with your mouth closed. Anyway, you were dating this Bobbi, and he broke up with you and kicked you out, right?" Maria asked, trying to keep Sebastian from stealing any of her cake. "Well, yes and no. Bobbi beat the shit out of me two days ago and I packed my stuff and ran away." Rachel said playing with his food. "Dude! You were the girlfriend! I so totally get it now..... are you going to eat that?" Baz asked as Rachel shook his head and pushed his plate over to Sebastian. Maria decided that her and Rachel needed to have a talk. She scooted the last of her cake to Sebastian. "Since we cooked, you can do the dishes. Rachel and I are going to have a talk. K?"
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