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Sonic and Rouge have an originally playful battle to find out who is really the strongest overall, but will this competition turn into a brutal war? Who will join who's team, and what kind of uncanny and even normal weapons with unorthodox purposes will be used? Most importantly...who will win?



Torn cushions with springs lying in their vicinity were spread across the dull, carpetless floor. Wallpaper with many different shades of green, made to look like a jungle setting, was ripped and sprawled over, and a firm couch with no comfort material was being used by a blue, speedy hedgehog called Sonic. He was lying down, relaxed with his hands acting as a pillow over his head. His pleasurable nap was abrubtly cancelled by a high ringing sound emitting from an alarm clock. Sonic jumped off the couch and landed on one of the springs on the floors, sending him soaring upward. He broke through the ceiling, pieces of bricks falling down onto the floor, and then fell back down on a pillow.



The alarm clocked only continued for a matter of time before the top burst off and Sonic was forced to dodge many metal pieces. His house had been a complete disaster due to the fact that a housekeeper he had once had, Tails (who had liked the job) had mysteriously disappeared from undetermined causes. His two-tailed buddy had first left because he had anxiously entered a contest, and Sonic figured he had won a vacation and wasn't coming back for a while.



Sonic went to go warp to a beach to enjoy the rays beating down on him while lying down, indifferent to any problems, which was slightly different from a cold, hard couch with alarm clocks constantly going off, where Sonic had no idea how to turn them off and for some reason he kept buying new ones.



He dusted off an old container with a black lid and gray holder with cobwebs all over. Then, he slid the lid off and looked at the inside. However, there was nothing there. Sonic was beginning to get worried; it had just had cobwebs, showing that no one could've broken into it recently, and yet it was gone. He earned to do, in his opinion, the incredibly humorous move of spinning rapidly into a ball and propelling himself out the window, sending glass shards everywhere, but this had already been done to every window in the house, no matter how high. He stepped out the door and turned back around, looking suspiciously at the seemingly dilapidated house as if to suddenly catch an intruder but then slowly turned around.



He went around his house and saw a trough with a dirt bed in it, and Eggman crouched down by it.



"Eggman!" Sonic spat threatingly. "What are you doing here? Give me back my emerald!"



"Um...I don't have your emerald. I'm watering your plants."



"Yeah? Why are you doing that?" Sonic demanded angrily, feeling the need to throw Eggman up into the sky. However, he was too large.



"Uh...you asked me to," said Eggman as if this were a question, shrugging.



"But you don't even have any water with you. What could you be watering them with?" Sonic asked, confused, but calming down some more.



Eggman paused for a second, and then answered, "You don't want to know."



"OK then...but all my plants are dead..."



"They just died this morning when I was trying out a new and original watering method."



"What's the matter? Looking for your emerald?" came a teasing voice from nearby.



Sonic jerked his head back to see a bat, her wings beating roughly to keep her hovering in the air. In her left gloved hand was a green Chaos emerald, light reflecting off of it and shining over buildings in the vicinity. "How did you get that?" Sonic roared.



"You were sleeping," said Rouge, winking. "I might've done a few things other than steal your emerald, too," she added.



Sonic flushed and then tried his hardest to ignore this comment. "But it looked old and not touched for months," Sonic said.



"I brushed the dust off, stole the emerald and put the dust back on. Same went with the spiderwebs, but I wasn't exactly willing to do that."



Sonic's low temper had got the best of him again, but he resumed trying to remain calm. "I /am /stealthy," Rouge admitted modestly.



"I'm faster than the wind," Sonic retaliated.



"Well then. We'll just have to see who's sneakier, won't we?" said Rouge, giving a few strong wing beats before landing easily onto the ground.



"Can I assign the challenges?" Eggman asked hopefully, having listened to every word.



"Uh...sure, I guess," said Sonic. "But we both know I'll win," he added.



"Challenge one!" Eggman announced, overexcited. "You must enter the ocean mammoth's mouth without awakening it, and steal one of it's teeth!"



"Ocean mammoth?" Sonic yelled in disbelief. "There's no such thing!"



"Hanksheebank Araka bunk!" Eggman summoned. The ground began to shake threateningly as Sonic and Rouge crouched down. Eggman, however, continued to stand strong for a couple seconds, until he fell down and began rolling down a hill. A large ditch emerged in the ground and began filling up with water as a sign popped out labeled "Kiddie pool...kiddies stay out!" When the water reached it's limit, a blinding light shone under water until it assumed the figure of a large, sleeping walrus type creature. Its snores were disturbing beyond belief as it awaited the entrance of its competitors.



I know the war part hasn't happened yet...but it will...