Categories > Original > Humor > The secret diaries of Goldfish boy

Day 1

by hakomakura 3 reviews

Dairy of a diturbing teenage asshat. Based on the life of a real boy.

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Angst, Humor - Warnings: [X] - Published: 2006-01-20 - Updated: 2006-01-20 - 170 words

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Day One
1/20/05
Today during french class I tried to prove my "manliness" but failed miserably and insted just prove myself as an ass. The real pay off the day was in gym class. While pummeling my fellow peers with balls that should hurt a child, I had a sudden urge to malest a small boy. Since I am only a Freshmen in my school I failed to find a young boy but instead found a petifile that looks younger because of his height. I ran him and wrestled him to the ground. For such a small boy he was very strong but I still managed to overpower him and bring him to the ground by straddling his waist. I copped a good feel but the teacher blew the whistle and I had to stop. DAMN! When I went to bio class I made a big ass of my self and out a stool on my head, but beacuse I got to malest a small boy it made my day complete.
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