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Rule Breaking Soul

I’m sorry mum, but I must confess
I’ve begun to obey you less and less

I’ll give some examples to this stupid charade
And I’m sure by the end you’ll have a punishment made

You said “Go straight to bed at one
So goodnight and I love you Hun!”

But I stayed up an hour too late
On just about every night to date

You said, “Make sure the cats stay out!”
And I said, “Okay” with a pout

But I let them in against your wishes
And sadly, they broke all the dishes

“Your sister is quiet, keep it that way!”
And with an evil smile I said, “Okay”

You and dad went out to the shop
Now no one could make me stop!

I went up and annoyed her for hours on end
And I’m telling you-It drove her round the bend

That’s just a few of the rules I broke
But after this, I bet I’ll get choked

I left the TV on all night
And with my sister I’d always fight

You told me to finish my homework by 7
I ended up starting it at 11

When friends came to sleep over, you said, “Go to bed”
But we stayed up all night and made noise instead

You say, “You’re grounded! No Sims 2!”
Well, I think we know what happened, don’t you?

I lost one of your favourite books
I punched my sister in the face and look!

I chased her round with one of those once
I guess you think that I’m a real dunce!

I think I’ll shut up; your face is going red
So I’ll just bugger off. Isn’t that what you said?