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Scyed Survivor!!!
Scryed survivor, where the characters of the anime scryed compete in hilarious ways!
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SCRYED SURVIVOR!!!
Here's scryed survivor! It's where we take characters from the anime s-cry-ed and pit them against each other in tribes for a prize of.....anything they wish dipped in gold! Or a watermelon. Now, without further ado, here are the contestants:
TRIBE ONE
INNERS:
KAZUMA {the main character}
KANAMI {the dreamer girl}
KIMISHIMA {the main character's best friend. Nerts to you, Kanami}
AYASE {necessary mature one}
BIFF {big stupid muscle guy}
TACHIBANA {cheerful little guy and controller of minds}
STRAIGHT COUGER {he's really, really, fast...}
TRIBE TWO
HOLIES:
RYUHOU {the other main character}
URIZANE {watermelons ...}
MIMORI {necessary too-nice girl}
SCHERICE {enemy of the necessary too-nice girl}
ELIAN {he has the dome-thingy}
KIGETSUKI {he has the problems}
DARTH {grargh}
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
DAY ONE
{Contestants are on a ship, which is sailing toward the island in which they will be competing.}
Kent Brockman: Good evening, I'm Kent Brockman. I'm currently standing here for.... {gets attacked by three people with bulgy eyes, yellow skin, and the words LEGAL TEAM OF MATT GROENING stitched onto their jackets}
Kent Brockman: Aaaagh....
{They drag him away, into a waiting helicopter. The helicopter flies away.}
Everyone: 0_0
Ivaldi: Good evening, I'm your new host. I'm Ivaldi and I'm replacing Mr. Brockman er... forever. {addresses contestants} Now I'm sure you all know the rules of this show.
Kazuma: What the hell am I doing on this ship? Shocking First.....
Ivaldi: Now, now, Kazuma. {sees Kazuma punch a hole in the ship} That's it. I WAS going to explain the rules but Kazuma here has ruined that. Now excuse, I'm going to bail before the ship sinks because of the hole Kazuma punched in it. {flies away in a mini-helicopter}
Tachibana: The ship won't sink because of one hole in it. It's a technical impossibility. It's totally out of the question. It's....
{ship sinks}
{Urizane comes out of the sunken ship's bathroom, and swims up}
Urizane: The bathroom's out of toilet paper. I know, because I used it ALL UP! I'm a BIG BOY now! ^_^
Tachibana: That's very nice, Urizane. Now.... Hey, where's everyone else?
{everyone else has swum to the shore of the island, leaving Tachibana}
Tachibana: -_- No one likes me....
{later, after Tachibana stopped crying and swam to shore, the two tribes divided up. We'll take a look at the Inners tribe first.}
Kazuma: Grr! Grr! I'm gonna flatten whoever's responsible for this! Grr....
Kimishima: Calm down, Kazuma! Remember when we both signed up! At the party...
Kazuma: Oh yeah, I was drunk. Well, if you say so it is so, Kimishima! But if I find out you're lying....
Kanami: Um, guys what are we going to do? We have no more rice and there's hardly any vegetables left. There's also a lack of shelter. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Kimishima: Relax, Kanami, your face is turning purple.
Kanami: CAN'T RELAX! IN FULL GUILT-INFLICTING MODE! GOING TO GET KAZUMA!
Kimishima: Run, Kazuma!
Kazuma: {is gone}
Kanami: YOU CAN RUN KAZU-KUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!
{meanwhile, Ayase is trying to get Biff to move}
Ayase: Come, on Biff, we have to build a shelter!
Biff: HAMMER!
Ayase: That's the spirit! Now help me move those logs.
Biff: HAMMER!
Ayase: You're not helping, Biff. Come on!
Biff: HAMMER!
Ayase: Are you just going to sit there?
Biff: HAMMER!
Ayase: You TUB of lard!
Biff: HAMMER!
Ayase: {stomps off}
Biff: I do love playing mind games with her. She's such a philistine.
{meanwhile, on the other side of the island}
Ryuhou: All right, we need teams of two, people! Urizane and Elian, you move those logs. Darth and Mimori, you go forage for food. Scheris and Kigetsuki, build the shelter with Urizane and Elian once they are finished hauling the logs! Oh, look, there's me left, and since I have no partner, I'll go sleep under those palm trees over there.
{instantly complaints break out}
Scherise: Why do I have to be with Kigetsuki? I HATE you, Ryuhou!
Kigetsuki: HELP! Scheris is doing her Eternal Devote on my girls!
Urizane: I want to eat some watermelons. Has anyone seen any watermelons? Do watermelons grow here? I think I'll start a farm of watermelons here. I'll call it "Watermelon Land Farms". With watermelons, the important thing is to....
Elian: Aagh, you're driving me insane. Can you say a single sentence that doesn't have the word "watermelon" in it?!
Urizane: Watermelon?
Elian: Aargh!
{Darth and Mimori go into the woods to forage while the others argue}
Mimori: So, Darth, how are you feeling?
Darth: Grargh.
Mimori: That's great. Do you know about Ryuhou and me? Not many people do.
Darth: Grargh.
Mimori: Yeah. I've known Ryuhou since we were little kids, and he was so nice to me. Although sometimes I think he doesn't really care about me now. Like why does he still not look me in the eye? Why does he threaten me with his alter? Sometimes I think he loves Scherise now. But that's in a matter of context. Do you like children, Darth?
Darth: Grargh
Mimori: Well, I've got the berries. Thank you for listening.
Darth: {looks perplexed, or, at least as perplexed as it can look through that mask} Grargh.
{back at Inners tribe}
Tachibana: What are you reading, Cougar?
Cougar: The Tortoise and the Hare. It's really sad.
Tachibana: What's so sad about a tortoise beating a hare in a race?
Cougar: You're really stupid, or you don't know me well, right?
Tachibana: Umm.... Which answer won't make your opinion of me go lower?
Cougar: Both.
Tachibana: Ohhh....
{meanwhile, at an evil base somewhere}
Martin Jigmar: How dare those network executives and that rascal Ivaldi not invite ME onto Scryed Survivor?! I AM the commander! I should get anything I want! Even Urizane got to be on that show!
Kyoji Mujo: Oh shut up. You sound like a child throwing a temper tantrum.
Jigmar: How dare you tell me to shut up?! I'm the commander! I....
Mujo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now quite down, I'm watching my show.
{onscreen}
Teletubbies: Tinky Winky! Dipsy! Laa-laa! Po! Teletubbies! Teletubbies! Say HELLO!
{offscreen}
Mujo: I never get why Tinky Winky carries a purse. Oh well, its good fun on the whole. Go Po! Ride your scooter!
Jigmar: I can't stand this....
Mujo: Say HELLO!
Well, that's the end of Day One. What did you think of it? Please tell me, I would like to hear everyone's opinions!
Here's scryed survivor! It's where we take characters from the anime s-cry-ed and pit them against each other in tribes for a prize of.....anything they wish dipped in gold! Or a watermelon. Now, without further ado, here are the contestants:
TRIBE ONE
INNERS:
KAZUMA {the main character}
KANAMI {the dreamer girl}
KIMISHIMA {the main character's best friend. Nerts to you, Kanami}
AYASE {necessary mature one}
BIFF {big stupid muscle guy}
TACHIBANA {cheerful little guy and controller of minds}
STRAIGHT COUGER {he's really, really, fast...}
TRIBE TWO
HOLIES:
RYUHOU {the other main character}
URIZANE {watermelons ...}
MIMORI {necessary too-nice girl}
SCHERICE {enemy of the necessary too-nice girl}
ELIAN {he has the dome-thingy}
KIGETSUKI {he has the problems}
DARTH {grargh}
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
DAY ONE
{Contestants are on a ship, which is sailing toward the island in which they will be competing.}
Kent Brockman: Good evening, I'm Kent Brockman. I'm currently standing here for.... {gets attacked by three people with bulgy eyes, yellow skin, and the words LEGAL TEAM OF MATT GROENING stitched onto their jackets}
Kent Brockman: Aaaagh....
{They drag him away, into a waiting helicopter. The helicopter flies away.}
Everyone: 0_0
Ivaldi: Good evening, I'm your new host. I'm Ivaldi and I'm replacing Mr. Brockman er... forever. {addresses contestants} Now I'm sure you all know the rules of this show.
Kazuma: What the hell am I doing on this ship? Shocking First.....
Ivaldi: Now, now, Kazuma. {sees Kazuma punch a hole in the ship} That's it. I WAS going to explain the rules but Kazuma here has ruined that. Now excuse, I'm going to bail before the ship sinks because of the hole Kazuma punched in it. {flies away in a mini-helicopter}
Tachibana: The ship won't sink because of one hole in it. It's a technical impossibility. It's totally out of the question. It's....
{ship sinks}
{Urizane comes out of the sunken ship's bathroom, and swims up}
Urizane: The bathroom's out of toilet paper. I know, because I used it ALL UP! I'm a BIG BOY now! ^_^
Tachibana: That's very nice, Urizane. Now.... Hey, where's everyone else?
{everyone else has swum to the shore of the island, leaving Tachibana}
Tachibana: -_- No one likes me....
{later, after Tachibana stopped crying and swam to shore, the two tribes divided up. We'll take a look at the Inners tribe first.}
Kazuma: Grr! Grr! I'm gonna flatten whoever's responsible for this! Grr....
Kimishima: Calm down, Kazuma! Remember when we both signed up! At the party...
Kazuma: Oh yeah, I was drunk. Well, if you say so it is so, Kimishima! But if I find out you're lying....
Kanami: Um, guys what are we going to do? We have no more rice and there's hardly any vegetables left. There's also a lack of shelter. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
Kimishima: Relax, Kanami, your face is turning purple.
Kanami: CAN'T RELAX! IN FULL GUILT-INFLICTING MODE! GOING TO GET KAZUMA!
Kimishima: Run, Kazuma!
Kazuma: {is gone}
Kanami: YOU CAN RUN KAZU-KUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!
{meanwhile, Ayase is trying to get Biff to move}
Ayase: Come, on Biff, we have to build a shelter!
Biff: HAMMER!
Ayase: That's the spirit! Now help me move those logs.
Biff: HAMMER!
Ayase: You're not helping, Biff. Come on!
Biff: HAMMER!
Ayase: Are you just going to sit there?
Biff: HAMMER!
Ayase: You TUB of lard!
Biff: HAMMER!
Ayase: {stomps off}
Biff: I do love playing mind games with her. She's such a philistine.
{meanwhile, on the other side of the island}
Ryuhou: All right, we need teams of two, people! Urizane and Elian, you move those logs. Darth and Mimori, you go forage for food. Scheris and Kigetsuki, build the shelter with Urizane and Elian once they are finished hauling the logs! Oh, look, there's me left, and since I have no partner, I'll go sleep under those palm trees over there.
{instantly complaints break out}
Scherise: Why do I have to be with Kigetsuki? I HATE you, Ryuhou!
Kigetsuki: HELP! Scheris is doing her Eternal Devote on my girls!
Urizane: I want to eat some watermelons. Has anyone seen any watermelons? Do watermelons grow here? I think I'll start a farm of watermelons here. I'll call it "Watermelon Land Farms". With watermelons, the important thing is to....
Elian: Aagh, you're driving me insane. Can you say a single sentence that doesn't have the word "watermelon" in it?!
Urizane: Watermelon?
Elian: Aargh!
{Darth and Mimori go into the woods to forage while the others argue}
Mimori: So, Darth, how are you feeling?
Darth: Grargh.
Mimori: That's great. Do you know about Ryuhou and me? Not many people do.
Darth: Grargh.
Mimori: Yeah. I've known Ryuhou since we were little kids, and he was so nice to me. Although sometimes I think he doesn't really care about me now. Like why does he still not look me in the eye? Why does he threaten me with his alter? Sometimes I think he loves Scherise now. But that's in a matter of context. Do you like children, Darth?
Darth: Grargh
Mimori: Well, I've got the berries. Thank you for listening.
Darth: {looks perplexed, or, at least as perplexed as it can look through that mask} Grargh.
{back at Inners tribe}
Tachibana: What are you reading, Cougar?
Cougar: The Tortoise and the Hare. It's really sad.
Tachibana: What's so sad about a tortoise beating a hare in a race?
Cougar: You're really stupid, or you don't know me well, right?
Tachibana: Umm.... Which answer won't make your opinion of me go lower?
Cougar: Both.
Tachibana: Ohhh....
{meanwhile, at an evil base somewhere}
Martin Jigmar: How dare those network executives and that rascal Ivaldi not invite ME onto Scryed Survivor?! I AM the commander! I should get anything I want! Even Urizane got to be on that show!
Kyoji Mujo: Oh shut up. You sound like a child throwing a temper tantrum.
Jigmar: How dare you tell me to shut up?! I'm the commander! I....
Mujo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now quite down, I'm watching my show.
{onscreen}
Teletubbies: Tinky Winky! Dipsy! Laa-laa! Po! Teletubbies! Teletubbies! Say HELLO!
{offscreen}
Mujo: I never get why Tinky Winky carries a purse. Oh well, its good fun on the whole. Go Po! Ride your scooter!
Jigmar: I can't stand this....
Mujo: Say HELLO!
Well, that's the end of Day One. What did you think of it? Please tell me, I would like to hear everyone's opinions!
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