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0 reviewsA half-ass excuse to stick Bryan and Lei in the army together in funny little adventures...well, they're not really adventures. And they're certainly not funny.
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Bryan's Crazy Adventure...In the Army!
Wow, that title says it all, doesn't it? .....maybe I should use something else..
This is a stupid little sitcom with no point other than to provide viewers with a variety of comical situations. So I put Bryan Fury in the army.
(Bryan enters the barracks)
Jack-2: Welcome, fellow private.
Bryan: Shit, not you assholes.
Jack-2: I am a 4000 series, so I have not been equipped with an asshole, having no need to remove excre-
Bryan: Just shut up.
Jack-2 : Understood, I shall close the opening for my voice output, thus preventing any further vocal-
(Bryan smashes the Jack-2)
Bryan: I'm really gonna hate this place...
Jack-2: The sargeant is coming.
P-Jack: The sargeant is coming.
Another Jack-2: The sargeant is coming.
Gun-Jack: The sargeant is coming.
All the Jack units: The sargeant is coming.
Bryan: Shut the hell up!
(Sargeant Lei Wulong enters)
Bryan: Wulong?!
(Jack units stand at attention while Wulong proceeds with an inspection)
Lei: Good...good...good...good...(sees Bryan) Fury?! What are you doing here?
Bryan: None of your business.
Lei: Oh, great, I'm stuck with you in my platoon!
Bryan: You can just go stick your platoon-
Lei: You can't talk that way to me, I'm your commanding officer!
Bryan: The hell you are, I'm not taking orders from some stupid Kung Fu reject.
Lei: I was a better cop than you were!
Bryan: Bullshit! I took out an entire gang armed with submachine guns by myself!
Lei: At least I wasn't involved with drug deals!
Bryan: That was never proven, you just set me up! And why the hell are you here?
Lei: I botched a two-year case...
Bryan: So why are all these Jacks here?
Lei: We receieved them from Russia as part of a goodwill trade.
Bryan: Weren't you lucky...
Lei: Well, Bryan, just realize that while you're here, you follow my orders.
Bryan: Sure (gives Lei the finger behind his back)
Lei: Now, it's getting late, so everyone power down.
Bryan: (looks around as all the Jacks shut off) Now what?
Lei: Go to sleep!
Bryan: There aren't any beds!
Lei: Oh, sorry, these barracks were designed for the Jack units. Good night.
Bryan: Goddamn Wulong and his goddamn Jacks...I hate this place.
End Of Chapter 1
If you liked it, be sure to write a review. Seriously, you took the time to read it, that couldn't have possibly been less than a minute right there. Ten seconds, that's all I ask.
Bryan's Crazy Adventure...In the Army!
Wow, that title says it all, doesn't it? .....maybe I should use something else..
This is a stupid little sitcom with no point other than to provide viewers with a variety of comical situations. So I put Bryan Fury in the army.
(Bryan enters the barracks)
Jack-2: Welcome, fellow private.
Bryan: Shit, not you assholes.
Jack-2: I am a 4000 series, so I have not been equipped with an asshole, having no need to remove excre-
Bryan: Just shut up.
Jack-2 : Understood, I shall close the opening for my voice output, thus preventing any further vocal-
(Bryan smashes the Jack-2)
Bryan: I'm really gonna hate this place...
Jack-2: The sargeant is coming.
P-Jack: The sargeant is coming.
Another Jack-2: The sargeant is coming.
Gun-Jack: The sargeant is coming.
All the Jack units: The sargeant is coming.
Bryan: Shut the hell up!
(Sargeant Lei Wulong enters)
Bryan: Wulong?!
(Jack units stand at attention while Wulong proceeds with an inspection)
Lei: Good...good...good...good...(sees Bryan) Fury?! What are you doing here?
Bryan: None of your business.
Lei: Oh, great, I'm stuck with you in my platoon!
Bryan: You can just go stick your platoon-
Lei: You can't talk that way to me, I'm your commanding officer!
Bryan: The hell you are, I'm not taking orders from some stupid Kung Fu reject.
Lei: I was a better cop than you were!
Bryan: Bullshit! I took out an entire gang armed with submachine guns by myself!
Lei: At least I wasn't involved with drug deals!
Bryan: That was never proven, you just set me up! And why the hell are you here?
Lei: I botched a two-year case...
Bryan: So why are all these Jacks here?
Lei: We receieved them from Russia as part of a goodwill trade.
Bryan: Weren't you lucky...
Lei: Well, Bryan, just realize that while you're here, you follow my orders.
Bryan: Sure (gives Lei the finger behind his back)
Lei: Now, it's getting late, so everyone power down.
Bryan: (looks around as all the Jacks shut off) Now what?
Lei: Go to sleep!
Bryan: There aren't any beds!
Lei: Oh, sorry, these barracks were designed for the Jack units. Good night.
Bryan: Goddamn Wulong and his goddamn Jacks...I hate this place.
End Of Chapter 1
If you liked it, be sure to write a review. Seriously, you took the time to read it, that couldn't have possibly been less than a minute right there. Ten seconds, that's all I ask.
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